Post # 47
@sunshinewish15: I was stuck driving from DE to NJ one morning when a snow storm hit unexpectedly. It normally takes us an hour and a half. Well…this time it took us 4 hours. 4 HOURS! And I had to pee SO BADLY. Fiance really couldn’t pull over (we were going 5 mph) and we didn’t want to get off the highway to find a bathroom. Cars were in ditches, flipped over, all sorts of craziness.
So… I had tissues in my purse and a dunkin donuts cup. I got in the backseat, put up a coat in the window for privacy (FI was in left lane)….and I pissed in the cup. Yup, that’s right, right in the back of FI’s car. He turned up the music so he couldn’t hear me do it, lol! So embarassing!!!! Then I chucked it out the window (the pee – not the cup), hahahaha.
Post # 48
I have had to wake Fiance up in the middle of the night to change the sheets because of a *ahem* lady-time leak. He was a sport about it. But the MOST embarrassing thing happened just after we started dating. He was working out of town for a couple of months so we Skyped a lot, and I’ll admit it, I was a little insecure because he told me his last serious relationship had lasted 5 years and he was still good friends with the girl’s sister. So, I did what any weird person would do and creeped her on Facebook. While we were chatting, I wanted to show him something (from someone else’s FB page). So I copied the link and sent it to go over the text chat while we were video chatting. Well, for some reason, even though I copied the link for the page i wanted to show him, when he clicked it he landed on the last page i was on before that one…his ex’s. He’s like, what’s this? This is somethimg from so-and-so’s page. Horrifying. I his my face from the camera and I’m sure he thought I was absolutely nuts.
Post # 49
When I was with my ex 8 years ago, I was staying the night at his place and I woke up in the middle of the night and realized I full on PEED IN HIS BED. I haven’t wet the bed since I was like 2 or 3, and my body chose THAT night, out of all the nights in my life, to wet the bed. MY BOYFRIENDS BED. I wasn’t even drunk. I had absolutely, no excuse whatsoever. It was the one and only time it’s ever happened. Absolutely mortifying. Luckily that relationship didn’t work out, so I don’t have to live that one down. Although, I’m sure he tells everyone about it.
Post # 50
Oh wow, this thread has made me feel a lot better about mine! I’m not alone!
A month after I moved in, we both got a really bad flu. It’s the only time (knock on wood!) I’ve thrown up so much that I wanted to go to the ER. But the other end was a problem too… and at one point something came out on the living room carpet x.x He only actually heard it happen, and I resolved that shit (wow, literally) right away, but damn, it was mortifying!
Post # 51
OMG I did something similar once with an ex. it was a dream I was going to the bathroom….and I did. EKKKKKKKKKK
Luckily he had just gotten up to go to the bathroom. So I quick grabbed a glass of water and “accidently spilled it” all over the bed, and was like “Oh! I better throw these into the washer for you!” and secretly cleaned up the rest of the mess when he wasn’t in the room.
If he figured it out, he never said anything.
Post # 52
this totally happened to me too when we both had food poisioning and only one bathroom. i was in the bedroom waiting for him to get out of the bathroom and when he came out i was like GO IN THE LIVING ROOM NOW lol
Post # 53
Good timing! Mine happened last night.
I don’t mind being kind of gross in front of my Fiance but last night we were in bed and cuddling, like face to face, my mouth was about an inch from his nose and I just burped. Like BURPED into his face. It wasn’t an accident either. I meant to burp but I just didn’t realize he was right in front of me and that’s a really rude thing to do.
He laughed and made a joke but I felt really stupid.
Post # 54
@sunshinewish15: I laughed so hard reading this that my hubby poked his head around the corner and starting laughing at me!
On another note, my hubby barely ever heard me fart until about a month ago I got a really bad stomach flu in which he was quoting the movie “Bridesmaids”. The scene where they are in the dress shop and all get food poisoning? Here’s a clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLbpcnzUdvw Yeah, it was pretty much like that. How wonderful. Hahaha
Post # 55
@sunshinewish15: got really really drunk at a wedding and puked all over myself when it was still fairly early in the relationship with my now-fiance (just over six months of being official.) And then I also got sick in his car. 🙁 I do drink but I absolutely do NOT get drunk like that, haven’t done it before or since. I was mortified.
He was so great though… he took off his nice dress shirt to clean me off, put me in the car, took me to his place, bathed me and put me to bed like a child. Not to mention he had to clean his car… And he wasn’t even mad at me. He is awesome in so many ways – so glad I’m marrying him this year. 🙂
Post # 56
Me too. I was so embarrassed.
Post # 57
I’m never embarrassed in front of my SO. We are almost too comfortable around each other.
Post # 58
My Fiance says “You cant truly love someone, if you cant fart around them”.
Thats just his excuses for trying to give me dutch ovens, or farting in the car and locking in the windows etc.
Post # 59
Umm in the course of my 6-year relationship with Fiance, this has happened to me THREE TIMES.
Post # 60
love your name!!! Love Phoebe!,
Post # 61
Thanks! Agreed, Phoebe is awesome 🙂