(Closed) What is the most embarrassing thing you have done in front of SO?

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 62
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Busy bee

I got my period in the middle of the night in a hotel room at a convention! I covered it with a pillow so no one else in the room would see it, but I was too late to hide it from my SO. >.>;

Post # 63
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

I passed out during sex once. Got a horrible headache from nowhere and passed out cold. He ended up getting me dressed, taking me downstairs, calling my ex to tell him we’d be bringing him the kids in the middle of the night, and took me to the ER. I was incoherent, had no clue what was going on, and they ended up giving me a CT scan because there was no reason for my sudden onset migraine to make me pass out during sex. I was mortified the next day when he told me what happened. I seriously remember nothing. My husband is a saint….

Post # 64
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2019

Well several times I have farted when I’m about to reach orgasm lol. I used to be really embarrassed about it, but now I’m not bothered as much. We are very comfortable around each other.

Post # 65
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

Ummm Probably when I was about 8 months pregnant and huuuuge and we were having sex in the missionary position, and for whatever reason the pressure of him leaning against my stomach stopped my lungs working properly haha so I was there gasping for air like a fish out of water and he was laughing because he thought I was fake orgasming or something and then he realised I was actually kind of dying.

 

also the time he burped into my vagina. That was bad for both of us. 

Post # 66
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

This is a doozie…thankfully we laugh about it now!

I had major surgery a month after we got married. I had a block put in for the pain and I was on a LOT of pain meds. Well four days after surgery I still wasn’t able to #2 and I was starting to bloat REALLY bad. My doctor said to drink warm apple juice, milk of magnesia and take a few stool softeners.

Well….about four uncomfortable hours later my stomach started to gurgle. We live in a very old house with paper thin walls. Our bathroom is right off our dining room where DH has his desk. I told him to go in the kitchen for awhile. The doctor wasn’t kidding when he said be prepared when everything kicks in! First, I had gas that was so loud that it echoed. I turned on the sink in an attempt to mute my music. About five awkward minutes later…I swear to God old faithful came out of my rear end! At this point, there is NO way to disguise the noise. All the sudden I hear my husband bust out laughing and he yells, “You might wanna do a courtesy flush honey, I don’t think our plumping can handle the monster inside you!”

Mortified and relieved I survived. Note to self – don’t wait until day four to address your constipation.

Post # 68
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2013

@sunshinewish15:  lol…it was so embarassing that i cant even repeat it in fear of being judged..but lwts just say it didnt phase him….i was really really drunk on vacation one time..and to the point where i scared the crap out him. He took care of me like u wouldnt believe. Nothing i did was “gross” to him. He just wanted me to get better lol

Post # 69
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

I don’t get embarrassed easily, but the closest I’ve come to being embarrassed around him recently is my batchelorette night. I got ridiculously drunk playing Never Have I Ever (for those of you who don’t know how to play, you take turns saying something like “Never have I ever kissed someone” – anyone who has, has to take a drink). I got so drunk in fact that I took a trip around the world. There’s a beautiful piece in the heart of Melbourne that looks like the Eiffel Tower, therefore I thought I’d been to France. Beautiful waterfall? Niagara Falls. So I thought I’d been EVERYWHERE. Then when I got home I was incoherently drunk (still) and passed out on the bed. Like this:

Darling husband took the photo. (Room was a bit of a mess!) I woke up with a bra strap around my neck, lol. One of my bridesmaids confiscated my phone and was texting my husband to make sure he wouldn’t worry, and here’s that conversation:

I rarely drink, and never get embarrassed but this is the closest thing to, lol.

Post # 71
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2014 - Rebar

@sunshinewish15:  Fiance and I have been together 10 years but I can’t think of a completely embarrassing moment. We have never lived together n I will be moving in once I am married!!! So I am sure we will both find ourselves in awkward and embarrassing situations!!!!lol

Post # 72
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2005

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@kw617:  Mine is super similar to this!! 

We had only been dating like 6 months at this point and I was spending the night and somehow wet the bed! He was still asleep and didn’t know what happened. We had just recently adopted our little puppy Lucy and she was only like 9 weeks old so she had peed on us before. So…I woke him up and was like “Omg Lucy peed on us again! I have to leave!” I grabbed Lucy and ran home. 

I did tell him what really happened like 3 years later and we laugh about it but at the time I was mortified. 

Gotta love that little dog for taking the blame for me though…

Post # 73
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Buzzing Beekeeper

Both of us believe in keeping mystery alive. Just because these things happen, doesn’t mean he needs to be aware let alone see them happening. The odd fart or something, fine, but I’d never want the same comfort level I have with my brothers with my lover. Yuck, lol. 

Post # 74
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

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@MrsPanda99:  I disagree (respectfully… you know I love you!)… I used to think doing these things in front of DH would make it harder for us to be attracted to each other, but it has happened slowly over the years, first farting in front of each other on accident, then on purpose, etc. We once both got stomach flu, and trust me, there are no secrets after that, haha.

Maybe this is “frowned upon” in relationships, but I poop in front of him all the time, we pop each other’s zits, etc. It sounds weird, but I actually feel like we’ve reached a new level of intimacy through knowing every part of each other, gross and all. He really is the person I’m closest to, and I’ve never been closer to anyone in my life.

Post # 75
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Buzzing Beekeeper

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@QueenOfSerendip:  I love you too 🙂 my husband is my best friend and we are so close. I just feel there are some things I don’t need to know (or want to know). Same goes for him. We take care of each other when we are sick but we are grown and capable adults who can poop by ourselves. I honestly don’t get it but whatever works for each individual couple. For us, I’d rather not hear about it or see it. 

Post # 76
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Newbee

SO and I have been together for 5 years and have lived together for 3, so we’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly with each other. HOWEVER, I did have an insanely embarrassing moment a while back. On the night of my 21st birthday we went out with a couple of my friends and of course everyone bought me drinks and shots all night. Fast forward to bedtime, I went to bed in only a t-shirt and my thong underwear. And of course I vommed everywhere! But that’s not even the bad part. The worst part is that when I vomited, I also pooped in the bed and promptly passed out. My poor SO not only had to clean up my puke, but also had to wipe me, clean the poo off my thong (ew), and clean the poo off the sheets and comforter (even more ew). AND to top it all off, two of our friends had come back to our apartment with us to make sure I was alright. He screamed so loud when he saw that I had shit myself that they came running and subsequently saw the destruction as well. They will not let it die, either! Every time somebody says the phrase “shit the bed”, they all lose it. Ughhhh

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