(Closed) What is the most embarrassing thing you have done in front of SO?

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Post # 77
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2013

He’s seen me give birth, so it’s hard for me to think of anything really embarrassing at this point lol.

Post # 78
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2016

I had gone to visit him in his student house with his tiny single bed that we shared for the week. I got a really bad flu and spent the day puking with a high fever and he took the best care of me – that night, I felt better and decided to go with him to a pub quiz (because I’m a moron). Turns out the fever wasn’t gone and I fainted at the pub. SO carried me back to his house after I came to and put a million extra blankets on the bed, and then got in bed with me to keep me ridiculously warm. I woke up the next morning with the bed soaking wet (like soaked through the mattress and all four blankets) with my sweat. SO was still in the bed and had been there all night making sure I was ok, and knew fully well how nasty the bed was, bless him. I was healthy in the morning though!

As for him… loads more embarassing moments. He farts when he’s nervous, so that happened when he met my parents. It’s also happened so many times during sex that I’ve lost count – I also remember him laughing so hard that he farted louder than I’ve ever heard.

Another one is one New Years Eve, we were playing Never Have I Ever with a bunch of friends and he got ridiculously drunk. We eventually went to bed and everything was good until he decided that he needed to throw up, booked it to the washroom and forgot to open the bedroom door, so ran headlong into it and sat on the floor telling me that I needed to help him because he was trapped. He came back after I opened the door for him and passed out in the bed with me. About an hour later, he put his head on my chest and I asked if he was ok. He said yes, and proceeded to throw up all over me (my chest, hair, hands, and in my shoes), and when I tried to get him to come with me to the washroom to get cleaned up, he just couldn’t understand why we needed to shower because “it was so late and we showered earlier”. I managed to throw him in the shower and he wouldn’t let me in with him because he didn’t want me to see him naked (wtf?! We’ve been having sex for 2 years!), so I cleaned everything up still covered in his puke and finally managed to shower after wanting to vomit myself because of the nastiness of it all. Once I got him sobered up, he realised what happened and kissed my ass for about a week.

Post # 79
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I had a party at my house and said to DH ‘no one better be so unclassy as to throw up at my party’… several hours later and i’m the only one throwing up.. DH had to clean up my vomit off the floor and we’d only been dating 1 month… we ended up getting married lol

Post # 80
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

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@highschoolhoneys:  Haha! I cried laughing! This was the best part of my Saturday night – is that sad?

Post # 81
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Helper bee

I walked into the door frame of the restaurant on our 4th date. I’m a keeper!

Post # 82
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

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@jadlnc:  That reminds me of something that happened to me but a little bit different. Here it goes:

He was lying on the bed playing xbox and I ran in quickly turned around and farted in his direction. He laughed and said that I should check my undies “just in case”.

Anyway, so I went to the loo and lo-and-behold, I had SHARTED!!! Holy [email protected]! I must have cried out or something because he came to check on me and asked me if everything way alright. I looked up at him with tears in my eye and told him I’d had an accident! Well, he couldn’t contain himself! I don’t think he knew whether to laugh or cry with me! He had like a half laugh/ half sympathetic look. He lauged, I laughed/cried and cried and he scooped me up, hugged me and helped me get cleaned up and gave me some chocolate. After that we were laughing so hard there were tears coming down our faces. I think we had been together maybe 8 months by this stage.

Bless him, he’s the best.

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@lolot:  I’m so glad there are other shart horror stories

Post # 83
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Newbee
  • Wedding: August 2014

I’m throwing my story in!

 

Fiance and I were having sex. Really incredible sex! Really phenomenal sex during the month of July. In a non a/c room. Lights off, super sexy. Suffice to say, we were both enjoying outselves, despite the temp being 100+ degrees outside!

 

We switched positions, to me on top. Great, right? We’re both really sweat soaked and slippery, he even makes the comment of how he loved feeling me dripping sweat onto his chest this time, because I never really sweat. Fireworks go off, we’re both so fully sated we can barely move. 

And then…

Fiance flicks the bedside lamp on. 

EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN BRIGHT RED BLOOD!! Our bodies are smeared with it. it’s caked everywhere!! Who slaughtered a pig in bed??? Im searching for a knife wound, Fiance is thinking somehow he started sweating actual blood…

and then I feel a warm trickle leak from my nostrils. 

Yep. I apparently picked the perfect moment to unleash the floodgates of Hades through my nose. And never even realized it until after. I bathed us blood, and never even knew it. 

 

Fiance was so amazing. He cleaned everything up while I got the dam stopped. To this day, we laugh about being so caught up in each other that we don’t even notice what’s going on.

And he calls me Carrie. Which is my name. 😉 

 

 

Post # 84
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Rocky Mountains USA

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@itsmeetam:  lol, same here.  I’d always thought sharts were something that happened to other people and I was so horrified!  Your guy sounds really cute.

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@Sunshine_icicles:  hahaha, that is hilarious and also incredibly gross.

Post # 85
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

I have two and I can’t exactly pinpoint which was worse…

-very hungover on a long drive home after a wedding, I’m asleep in the backseat of my car trying to recover. We stop at a gas station and I feel certain I’m going to throw up, but I can’t seem to make it happen, so we get back in.  Sure enough,  2 minutes later I’m throwing up ALL OVER MYSELF and the backseat and his bag and pretty much everything in that vicinity.  He pulls over and I get out, still throwing up all over myself, and he gathers the few items in the car that could help clean the mess up, including some teeshirts from his overnight bag, and goes elbows deep in cleaning up.  I’m just on the side of the road throwing up and crying in pain and embarassment.

-we were on a romantic getaway and went to a baseball game and drank some beers and ate hot dogs, etc. Afterwards we went to a really fancy dinner and went all out.  We got back to the hotel and were going to “celebrate” our last night of the trip, when I got a very sudden stomach cramping.  I spent the next hour+  in the bathroom with explosive diarhhea…   And the bathroom had a sexy modern sliding door that did nothing for noise control- approximately 5 feet from where he was laying in bed.  Yeah,  no “celebrating” that night.

Post # 86
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: Either Philadelphia City Hall or a small chapel.

I had an irregular period (seriously skipped 2 months out of the blue) when we first were dating so I didn’t really care about it getting in the way of sex. I finally did start getting it again and obviously wanted to wait until it was over to sleep together again.

Ialready had it 4 or 5 days and there wasn’t really anything when I checked in the bathroom and I was definitely in the mood, so, I was like,”Why not… :P” We do our thing, finish, and when he goes to pull out…  I notice there is blood on both of us. I was mortified. D:

I start appologizing and ran in the bathroom to take a shower. He followed me and kept reassuring me it was okay, asking was I okay, there was nothing to be embarassed about, it’s just blood, etc.

The most embarassing thing he’s ever done in front of me is throw up on the floor. He hadn’t been feeling good, but, decided to get up and make something since he didn’t eat all day. He makes a milkshake, finishes it, sits back down for a bit, and then *blegh*. He looks at me and doesn’t say a word. I just grab a towel and start cleaning up, tell him just go take of himself and I’ll be there in a minute. No big deal. It’s not the only time he’s gotten sick in front of me, but, it was the first.

 

Post # 87
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

@sunshinewish15:  Mine is way worse! lol the first time we had sex I had some air slip out of a “certain place”….which is completely normal but the first time having sex it was terrible…I hope and hoped he hadn’t heard it…but he immediately started busting out laughing…and so did I…we STILL joke about it to this day.

Post # 88
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: Either Philadelphia City Hall or a small chapel.

I just remembered another funny story about him. We were having sex and he was on top. He has his mouth open and he just literally drools right on my face and in my eye. We were crackin up for a good five minutes.

Post # 90
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

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@highschoolhoneys:  Oh gosh, I’ve done something very similar.

When my Fiance still lived at his parents’ house, his room was the FROG, so there were stairs leading up to his room. One night I tried to go down the stairs, my foot slipped and I fell on my ass all the way down. I ended up kicking one of the walls so hard that I broke about 1/4 of my big toenail off and I got the other foot stuck between the bottom step and the baby gate that was there to keep the dogs from coming up in the room. My Fiance ran down to me to help right away and as soon as I was sure that neither of my feet were broken I started laughing and crying hysterically at the same time.

Post # 91
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

I was pretty drunk and got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom.  Although instead of actually using the bathroom I found one of the barstools next to our kitchen counters, thought it was the toilet, and totally peed on it.  Apparently I was making a lot of noise, enough noise to wake Fiance up (boyfriend at the time), and he comes into the kitchen and asks me what I’m doing.  I told him “I didn’t know where the pee went”.  He turned on the light and found the pee… it was on the floor, because thats what happens when you pee on a chair!  He made me clean up and go to bed.  Now whenever I say I have to pee he tells me not to do it in the kitchen.  And sometimes he calls me “homeless” as a pet name. 

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