(Closed) What is the most embarrassing thing you have done in front of SO?

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Post # 92
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

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@MissFormaldehyde:  Hahaha! I’ve done this to my husband! Sometimes, I just can’t help it. When it’s really good it jsut happens. Now he says ” Did you drool? Okay, good.” Lol.

Post # 93
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

It’s really hard to think of the most embarrasing. One of them, but it was more funny than anything. I fell down the stairs outside of our apartment in July and sprained both ankles, my right was really, really bad (it still aches and I have issues with it). I fell in front of this dude who was cleaning the carpet of the apartment next to us-I was trying to step around this huge ass hose he had that helped clean the carpet, missed something, and just went down. I hit the second story platform so hard, rolled over on my back, and just was just laying there, in shock. This poor guy was like “Shit! Are you okay?” and the only response I could come up with “Uhh..I’m not sure” before I burst into tears (seriously…that shit hurt). Anyways…my amazing husband hard to carry me up the stairs after we got back from urgent care and I had to go to the bathroom after getting settled. He was outside and I really had to go, so I started scooting on my ass with my right leg up because even moving hurt. Of course, the pain led to tears. He walked in to me scooting on my ass with tears streaming down my face and after saying “Aww..babe” and trying to help me just started to laugh. Luckily, it was what I needed and I realized how ridiculous I looked.

I think his most embarrasing would be throwing up on our bathroom floor. He got really drunk with friends (though he claims “it was the energy drink”). He was asleep and suddenly sat up. I asked if he felt like he was going to be sick and he nodded and bolted to the bathroom. He tried to close the door but it was too late. It was everywhere and so disgusting and smelly. He kept telling me to go back to bed and he’d clean it, but he just kept pushing it around. Lol. It was awful!

Post # 94
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

My Fiance are really comfortable in front of each other and we hardly get embarrassed but I was kind of embarrassed at this one. It was the last day of my period (thank god) and I put a tampon in, in the morning well several hours later I go to remove it, it’s nowhere to be found!! I finally go to my Fiance and said I’m going to ask for your help and if we can’t do it I need to go to the hospital. It took him a minute to find it but at least we found it LOL 

Post # 95
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

We rarely fight but when we do, they are all out confrontational no hold bar fights. I’m ok with confrontation and arguing but for some reason when it’s with him, it literally tears apart my stomach. We were on vacation on a tiny motel room with one attached bathroom. I was so upset and I knew my stomach was going to explode out if my butt. I locked myself in the bathroom and had 20 minutes of the loudest bowl blasting experience of my life. When I came out he hugged me and asked me if I was ok and said “no more fighting. Ever” and then he cracked up laughing when I told him we would never speak of this again. 

Post # 96
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Newbee
  • Wedding: April 2015 - Marland Mansion or Outdoors

SO and I have been together 7 years…  We’re at that “too comfortable” stage. Being so comfortable sometimes we shower together, just to catch up on our busy days. So I’m brushing my teeth in the shower one day and he’s standing behind me. I was rinsing my mouth with my face under the showerhead and managed to nearly drown myself at the exact moment he decided to goose me on the keester. I started coughing, choking, sputtering, gagging……. and as he’s looking at me thinking “OH NO! What have I done?!” Right then, I threw up the meal that I had just eaten, right between where we were standing. My SO is the type who ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HANDLE vomit. All we could do was stand there in shock that that actually happened, as my stomach contents washed down the drain. But a few months down the line it’s just a joke about how I’m so bad with water I could even drown in the shower, officially making my 5th time almost drowning. He still feels bad cause he thought he made me choke, but no… I’m actually that bad with water.

Post # 97
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Newbee

I’m lactose intolerant and can’t handle straight up milk. Fiance accidentally poured milk instead of soy into our deserts and…well I had explosive diarrhea. Yup. So so so awkward.

Post # 99
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2014

@sunshinewish15:  I had food poisoning once and shat myself while also vomiting and crying like a baby… I think that’s probably as embarrassing as it gets.

Post # 100
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Busy bee

Awesome thread! I have had tears streaming down my face while reading. I don’t really have any embarrassing moments except the occasional passing of gas during sex so I guess I am lucky but I wouldn’t lose sleep over anything … My guy lovingly refers to his doctoring of his hemorrhoid as “going deep” while I am blowing out my hair for work, so I don’t think he would lose sleep over much either. LOL

Post # 101
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Sugar bee

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@JoCoJenn:  I’m crying tears as well reading this. I’m so glad someone bumped this thread, I had started reading it at work 2 weeks ago but couldn’t keep myself from laughing and thought I should better read it at home, but forgot about it.

I can’t think of many embarrassing moments, of course there are the farts and bathroom sounds that fall into this category, but I think the moment I’ve felt the most awkward and embarrassed with Fiance is one day, we were having wild sex and when he finally pulled out, I made this uncontrollable, LOUD serie of huge queefs. I started laughing of embarrassment (and also because I’m juvenile and fart sounds make me giggle), but the more I laugh, the more I queef and it just doesn’t stop !

Fiance has a lot of self-control when it comes to things like this. Although he actually finds it funny, he keeps a perfect poker face witnessing all this. By the time I stopped laughing, he had not said a word and was putting his clothes on. My face had turned red like a tomato out of embarrassment. Then he finally breaks the silence, and tells me in a very serious tone : ”well, that was lovely”. I started laughing again and then he couldn’t restrain himself anymore and he started laughing too, lol. After that he told me not to be embarrassed and that it really didn’t bother him, but I don’t know … although it’s natural and it happens, I’m still uncomfortable when it happens. XD

Post # 102
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@sunshinewish15:  gosh, I’m so awkward, I have several of these…

 

Last night my stomach was still settling down after a great Mexican night dinner with friends. I went into the bathroom, took care of business and then left the door open to air it out.  I went into our bedroom and all of a sudden heard some coughing and then a boom! Well DH was loading laundry right accross the bathroom and when I stepped into the hall he was on the floor pretending he was choking from the smell…. I just busted out into laughter as he was gasping ” I can’t. Breathe”

 

My first big embarassing moment with my husband was a few months into dating when we were eating a nice little outdoor restaurant. I was loving my ceviche and well.. umm.. after I ate it all.. I used a piece of my lime to continue to scop of the lime juice. I don’t know why. It’s weird. But i love lime and I frequently use it to scoop up extras. I do it without thinking. I did then too. Til my husband (then new boyfriend) asked “I think your ceviche is all done there…” I was MORTIFIED! Caught doing one of my weird secret single behavior things! 

Post # 103
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

I need to show these to my Fiance…I left a used tampon in the toilet and forgot to flush and he found it. I didn’t think it was a big deal at all but he was grossed out beyond belief. I told him just wait, lots of grosser things are bound to happen!

Post # 104
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Sugar bee

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@pinotgrigio:  Most embarrassing thing with my ex : I flushed the toilet after pooping, but there is one small stool floating around that doesn’t flush … but I don’t know because I close the toilet’s lid after I’m done and before I flush ! So there I was, 30 minutes later, doing my readings or whatching TV, and I hear my ex bursting out of laughter. I don’t understand why, until he comes to the living room and tells me I forgot a floating piece of poop after I flushed !!! I was mortified. And the awful thing is he tried to flush it himself but no, it still didn’t flush. It took a third attempt. My ex was dying laughing, and I wanted to disappear under the rug !

Post # 105
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

FI’s parents have big bonfires every summer. I got pretty drunk at one of these. Fiance and I were in his bed when I woke up in the middle of the night NEEDING to puke. Ran out to the bathroom and someone wasin  there. Ran back to his room and in a panic told him the bathroom was taken. His response? “Just do it.”

 

So there’s Fiance, half asleep and me leaning off the bed, puking on his bedroom floor.

 

We both went back to bed. lol

 

Next day his parents knew and cracked jokes lol awkwaaard. Fiance cleaned up my mess for me. <3

Post # 106
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

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@Eckle:  your response confuses me! lol.. I have an IUD.. I can’t reach the strings, you aren’t supposed to… not supposed to touch them even until time to come out I was told.  That’s why I was also told not to use those menstrual cups that so many bees rave about, bc if they touch the strings they could shift the IUD out of place… are you sure Fiance should’ve been touching them?  I had an ultra sound 3 months after it was inserted to make sure it was in the correct place 🙂

Just wondering 🙂

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