Post # 1
For me it’s a toss up between two different things but here is one, at least the one I consider the funniest.
My fiance had recently moved back home to help them financially. Well no one was in the house when we got there so we went to his room and enjoyed ourselves if you get my drift. We were… uh… enjoying ourselves when his grandma came home unknown to us. I was REALLY enjoying myself and got a little loud. Right after my moment of screaming out in pleasure we hear the answering machine start playing back messages. Which is placed close enough to his room that their is no way on this planet she didn’t hear. I thought I was going to die of embarrassment. I didn’t leave that room for hours. I swore I’d go out the window before I faced her again, but Fiance finally dragged me out (he doesn’t have a shy bone in his body).
This would undoubtly be my fiance’s most embarrassing moment. My mom, my fiance, and I were talking about our future children’s names one night. So we’re throwing out names at each other. I throw out my mom’s first name, but she goes by her middle so fiance didn’t know or had forgotten one. So I say “What do you think about Deborah?” He wrinkles up his nose and sticks out his tongue. He says “No way”. I bust up laughing as my mom is sitting across from us with the most shocked look on her face. He goes “What?!?!? What?!?!?!” Then it hits him as his lookig back from my amusment and my mothers mixture of amusment and shock “it’s your mom’s name isn’t it?” “YEP!” I chime in happily. His face actually turned a little pink, which has happened maybe 10 times in the almost 4yrs we’ve been together.
Post # 3
I went to the bathroom (#1) and i took a shower.. i noticed the toilet was overflowing a min or so after . So i stepped out to try to call for my Fiance and i fell… It went into the hallway and onto some of the carpet.. luckily only my Fiance room… However… pee/water was all over… Everyone was trying to get it to stop and it was all over and people were slipping. My Fiance always plugs the toliet up however he blamed it on me …grr omg
Post # 4
i haven’t embarrassed myself YET, but one of my dogs did a fine job of it for me! it was christmas day and i brought my dogs over to FMIL’s house. we were there for a whole 5 minutes and one of my girls walked right into the center of the living room and took a dump. i could have DIED!! my dogs are so housebroken that i can be at work for 10-12 hours and they still don’t potty in the house, so i was totally not expecting that. Future Mother-In-Law was totally cool about it, though. i’m extremely fortunate in the Mother-In-Law department 😉
Post # 5
I was sitting in my car waiting for my Fiance to walk out of his parents house ( I was picking him up.) Well, I HAD to pass gas…. The next thing you know…… he comes out with BOTH HIS PARENTS!!! They wanted to show me something they had just purchased!! (OH NO!!) Well, I rolled my window down and my future father in law stuck his head in my window to tell me Hi and he stuck it right back out!! Quick too!! He is a really funny guy and he laughed and went,”OH MY GOSH!!! Poor son, she can beat you any day with those!!!”
I was so so so so so embarrased. It really was like the worse smell ever….
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Post # 7
I’m with ya Jellybean. I’m pretty sure they, um, heard me one or two times
Post # 8
These are hilarious!!! I haven’t done anything yet *knock on wood*!!!!
Post # 9
Boyfriend’s dad is kinda open about everything…. Ya know, walks around the house in his underwear, etc…. Over the summer we were at his parent’s house for dinner. I went upstairs to use the bathroom and his dad was already in there…. except he didn’t CLOSE THE DOOR!! That’s right ladies…. I saw my Future Father-In-Law sitting on the toilet doin’ his business. I was MORTIFIED! His dad thought it was hilarious, but my face was red for about a week!
Post # 10
- Wedding: January 2011 - Vintage Villas
Right after Fiance and I first started dating, I was driving with him from our school (high school, lol) back to my house to hang out, and my car ran out of gas! I freaked out and tried to pull into the bank, but it has an inclined entry, and I got stuck halfway up! My parents weren’t home, so he had to call his dad to come over there and bring me some gas – it was the first time I ever met my FFIL! I was mortified, and I felt SO bad that he had to do that for me and he didn’t even know me!
Post # 11
Hahaha, these are funny! I think the only really embarassing thing I’ve done in front of his mother is when I was sooooo drunk. She lives out of town and we were going to visit her Friday after we got out of work. My co-workers and I got out early so we went to the bar as I waited for him to get out of work too. There were a lot of mixed drinks being had by all. By the time he picked me up, I was soooo sick. I threw up on the floor of our car. 2 hours later we arrive at his mother’s house and all I could do was stumble to the guest bedroom and take a looooong nap. Ooops! Luckily, she’s done similar stuff in front of me since then!
Post # 12
We were over his parents for dinner one night and afterwards we all were hanging around watching TV. I had to use the restroom so I get up, walk into the bathroom and sit down on the toilet. I start peeing and then look over at the sink which has a big, fat, honking spider sitting in it. Not your average spider, this spider is called a huntsman spider and while harmless, they are the size of your hand. I think I tried to scream but I was so scared no sound came out. Of course, I am mid-stream I can’t get up and run out. Finally, I run out of the bathroom panicked, probably with some pee on me because I jumped up before done and they are all looking at me like “what the hell happened to you?” After some laughing and ribbing about me being a chicken foreigner, my husband and Father-In-Law took pity on me and got rid of it. Because I was NOT staying in the house with that sucker.
Post # 13
Throw up. Bad, bad migraine. Luckily I made it to the sink, then the toilet. Fi cleaned up the sink before his mom arrived at the scene- thankfully!
His mom was so sweet but I was mortified.
Post # 14
whoa that thing is scary….I probably would have died right there on the potty
Post # 15
@aloweha – That thing is disgusting, I’d probably have fainted. After doing the no sound scream thing. Shudder
Post # 16
I was having dinner with my in laws in Okinawa Japan. We all were drinking that week and I got my usual drink. WELL their alcohol ratio was wayyy more then I was used too. Im a big lightweight. after half of a cup of my drink I was totally drunk. When Im drunk I cant speak Japanese, my mind shuts down. so they keep talking to me and i just repeating in Japanese. Im sorry I have no idea what your saying…im soooooooo tiredddddddd…….sleeeeeeeeeepppy!! hahahaha my Mother-In-Law had to take me home early so I could just go to BED