Post # 46
I don’t have any personal ones that are too shameful.
My co-worker however was dating a man with the same name as one of her brothers and accidentally texted her brother a pic of her “down below”.
Another co-worker has a friend that is ALWAYS texting the wrong person. We have heard several cringeworthy stories. The worst however has to be that she worked for an Asian dentist and she made some wise ass remark about fortune cookies in the waiting room while complaining about her job and sent that to the Dentist.
Post # 47
Haha this makes me glad I’m not a big texter! I’ve had one mortifying photo incident though. My Mother-In-Law was visiting us, and DH decided to show her the photos of the day our son was born. He set the computer on slide show mode, with the timeline going backward. So there’s family photos, cute newborn photos, and then… I don’t know, maybe his reporter habits kicked in, but he’d taken some really candid photos and forgotten they were in the feed. There was a picture of the actual placenta and stuff. I think it was only on the screen for a split second before I took a flying leap across the room, muttered something about the screen being glitchy, and scrolled past the awfulness.
So so gross. Kind of funny, but so gross.
Post # 48
Mine wasnt a text I sent…
Does anyone else accidently tap the ‘thumbs up’ in the FB messenger. Its in the worst spot.
I was in a serious discussion with someone who just told me their partner passed away and when scrolling down I accidentily liked her message about how he died….
I felt horrible!
Post # 49
My worst was trying to voice text my mom.
I did the whole thing and tried to say “send it.” For some reason, my phone just has a really hard time understanding this comment and yet again just couldn’t figure out what I meant so I said “cancel.” Well my phone thought I said “change it” and I was really annoyed so I yelled “f*ck you” to my phone. She asks “do you want to send” and I say “cancel” and wouldn’t you know? It sent it.
So I sent “f*ck you” to my mom… I guess that’s not really *that* bad but I was pretty horrified so I called her immediately.
The only bad text I’ve accidentally received was from one of my roomies trying to text a different roomie in college. Basically just calling me a wh*re because I was *gasp* hanging out with three different guys in one weekend (the horrors!).
Post # 50
LOL the worst was senior year of high school. I was in the colorguard and that morning the captain was being a tyrant with how much we had to do certain moves over and over again, and she was especially torturing me that day. During my first period I meant to send to my friend, “I want to kill my colorguard captain”. But I had accidently sent it TO THE CAPTAIN.
I went to hide in the office because I was afraid she was going to kick me ass XD.
Post # 51
- Wedding: May 2017 - the garden house, seattle
we use instant messages at work. when my boss and i were co-leading a team, he messaged me, “wow, even the new guy is kicking d’s ass.” you can probably guess who he actually sent it to. d didn’t know it was supposed to be for me and never mentioned it to me (or him), but his productivity went way up afterward.
Post # 52
- Wedding: June 2015 - Holly Hedge Estate
ohhhhh my god, that is hilarious and fucking horrifying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bahahah tht it definitely the best ive ever heard.
My worst was texting a girl who i thought was so damn annoying that she was sooooo annoying and it was painful to listen to her. Whoops. that was meant for a different person. But serves me right, lesson learned to not be a bitch lol.
Post # 53
I do this with both of my bosses! I have one with an “X” before his name, and one with a “Z”. I did this because I was nervous that I’d accidentally call or text them. They are the #1 and #2 people in the company, and I would be mortified if I called or texted them some random sh*t. I don’t text dirty stuff, but some of the weird stuff I text my friends would probably make them reconsider me as their choice to hire… lol
Post # 54
Accidentally sent to my Mom:
“Hope you’re ready for some fun tonight! >:-)”
Accidentally sent to my best work friend:
“Are you pumped to go to the Kesha show this weekend” totally didn’t invite her, but had to pretend I thought she was going with her friends! Almost didn’t get away with it.
“I want your fist so deep inside of me that we play puppet again.” Sent that to our exofficient. Had to find a new priest and a new church…
Post # 56
But did you get game that night?
Post # 57
OMG that stupid thumb has gotten me in trouble a few times.
Post # 58
In college, I went back to my hometown for the weekend to see a high school friend and party. My hometown friend was being lame so I decided to bail a day early and drive back to the state where I lived for school. I tried to text my college roommate, “[Person] is being a huge p*ssy and won’t go out tonight so I’m driving back.” But I didn’t send it to roommate, I sent it to [Person]. No coming back from that one.
For the record, I’m beyond calling friends vulgar names now, but I still catch hell for that.
Post # 59
These are all such fun stories!
My most horrible incident was when I was texting with our lawyer and accidentally sent a sentence with the word ANALLY nstead of actually. I died a thousand deaths…
Post # 60
oh my god, some of these are so freakin’ funny! I unfortunately have a few.
One I was texting with DH and his mom at the same time and he was teasing me, so I jokingly texted ” well you my dear can go f*ck yourself” back to DH, except it wasn’t him.. it was sent to his mom. Luckily she’s pretty cool and we get along so I said ” OMG sorry, that was meant for your son” and she replied ” lol I’m sure he probably deserved it” 😂
ANOTHER several years ago I accidentally did text to land line instead of texting my friend’s cell phone number. She lived with her grandma, so grandma played a voicemail that went along the lines of ” sup bitch nugget, do you work today? Let’s go to the beach and tan our buns in the sun”… that was pretty embarrassing.