What is the WORST accidental "text" you have mistakenly sent OR received?!?!

posted 2 years ago in Beehive
Post # 76
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293 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2017

lalibee :  OMG! Thank you for this! Made my day! I shared a screenshot with a friend of mine and she goes “Oh God! There is no coming back from that. She needs to change her number, move, and get a new family.” I thought that was funny. 

Post # 77
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660 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

paulinepoutine :  I’ve found a few reports in my company files that went out into the world with “pubic roads” instead of public roads *headdesk*

misskate18 :  eek. She had this whole conversation with Gary and didn’t realize it’s not her husband? That’s got to be so very embarrassing. Although now that I think of it, it’s pretty common to not recognize someone on the phone. Two of my uncles have a running gag where they introduce themselves as each other and see how long they can get away with it (only works with no caller ID of course!)

Post # 78
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341 posts
Helper bee

All of these are so funny but OP you definitely win! Ouch!

Post # 79
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979 posts
Busy bee

Work presentation for my bosses boss. Wrote “asses” instead of “assess” about 100 times. I died.

I am always texting pictures of our dog to both Darling Husband and his mom. Went to text a naughty pic of me to Darling Husband and it automatically added her name to the send list. Worst part is, Darling Husband didn’t notice and replied about how hard the picture made him. Absolutely. Mortifying. 

Post # 80
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293 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2017

12_Elle :  This might be just as bad as the OPs lmao too funny! Did your Mother-In-Law reply/ say anythign about it!?

Post # 81
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2017

Once I was texting my mom and she asked what my plans were for the following day. My sister and I had just decided to go get pedicures the next day, so I responded to mom saying “Sister and I are getting pedis”, well autocorrect changed pedis into penis, so my mom immediately called me asking me what in the world I was talking about. We had a good laugh about it. 

My aunt also told some of our family a story about a text she received in the middle of the night once. It was from my cousin’s girlfriend, and it was a picture of her boobs. I guess the girlfriend had her name saved as “John’s mom”, and she selected that instead of John. My aunt woke up and saw it, and immediately deleted it. About 10 minutes later, my cousin tiptoed into her room, grabbed her phone and had it for a few minutes, then put it back. Neither John, the girlfriend or my aunt said anything about it to one another. My aunt only told the story to us because they had broken up and the girly in the story wouldn’t be around anymore… but 2 years later, they got back together and are now married. 

 

Also, my uncle (the aunt in the previous story’s husband) used to own some apartment buildings. He’s a very helpful person, and goes out of his way to help people. His tenant had called him and said she had done something that messed up the fridge (and admitted it was her fault). My uncle is pretty handy, so he said he could come by after work and try to fix it, and told her not to worry about the cost of it. He said he was on that side of town, but did not have his keys to the apartment, so he asked her to leave her key somewhere if she wasn’t going to be home. About 2 minutes after he hung up with her, he got a text from her saying “Ugh, my creepy landlord is coming by this afternoon, so I’m coming over to your house so I don’t have to be there when he shows up”. She immeadately called him and apologized and said she didn’t mean what she said. That was the last time he helped her with anything free of charge. 

Post # 82
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1503 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2017

12_Elle :  this is the best one haha also curious to know if Mother-In-Law replied.

Post # 83
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979 posts
Busy bee

ezasabc123 :  she just replied with the 🙈 emoji and I replied SORRY with 80 exclamation points and we never spoke of it again lol. At least I had my underwear on? 

Post # 84
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139 posts
Blushing bee

lalibee :  The worst text I ever got was a prostitute looking to sell her services and she called me “daddy” …. wrong number much?

Post # 85
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1043 posts
Bumble bee

I’ve also received a really graphic, explicit sexual accidental text message – from my boss! It was suppose to go to his wife and he was SUPER embarrassed when he realized! He apologized like 10,000 times lol. 

Post # 86
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139 posts
Blushing bee

rosydelight :  omg! Lol! At least their love life is healthy! 

Post # 87
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497 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

I just sent an embarrassing text today and it immediately reminded me of this thread!! I texted my boss, “Do you have a moment to touch?” 😳 A minute later I realized I meant to write touch base! At least she is cool and we laughed about it. 

I have gotten some good entertainment reading the rest of these!

Post # 88
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237 posts
Helper bee

OH MY GOD op lol that is definitely mortifying! I think I might have you beat though, since I sent a full on nude pic meant for my husband to my mother in law instead . We just never talked about it and we have an unspoken agreement to just pretend it didnt happen hahaha ! I also once sent a text bitching about my landlady…. to my landlady lol. I agree with pp though, play it off like somebody stole your phone!

Post # 89
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1149 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2021 - City, State

Well, I did this last night. I was on my way to the gym and my friend is forever telling me I’m crazy for leaving the house in shorts in the cold. 

Went to text her a picture of my shorts and messaged my mum instead. 

Post # 90
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732 posts
Busy bee

This thread is making me super paranoid. I may never text or message again

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