(Closed) What is the worst present your EX has gotten you?

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 92
491 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

A USB key. 


Post # 93
481 posts
Helper bee

I have a premonition that someday a young woman will be writing in this thread about my brother. He’s a pretty bad gift giver…. his chief offense being handwritten “gift certificates” that seem to expire immediately. He owes me a subwoofer, a pair of TOMS, and a bike lock.

The last time he actually came through, he got me a Hello Kitty toaster. That was in 2007.

Post # 94
3571 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

For my birthday, my ex gave me a USB shaped like Meg White with a White Stripes album loaded on it. It was “lossless,” which I guess I was supposed to appreciate, but it didn’t even play on iTunes.

Oh, yeah, and I hate the White Stripes. And yes, he knew that. I think he just wanted the Jack White counterpart that it came with and gave me the other half.

What a tool.

Post # 95
8439 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2013

My ex gave me a membership to “beer of the month” club for Valentine’s Day…..I don’t drink (allergies) and he knew that.  Basically it was just a present to himself, just one of the many reasons we’re no longer together.

Post # 96
1044 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

@S2013:  I got condoms for valentines day… No wait, it was a thing of maraschino cherries and he wanted me to give him $ to buy condoms and pay for a motel room that night… In his defense, we were sorta young… But come on!!!

this is the same ex that gave me a pencil.

Post # 97
945 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

An ex got me a track suit. I don’t know why he thought I would want that.

Post # 98
628 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

First christmas as a married couple….dill pickle chip dip mix…in a package 🙂


Post # 99
95 posts
Worker bee

My ex’s birthday was 10 days before my 20th birthday and I got him a couple of really nice expensive shirts( he was starting to upgrade his wardrobe). When my birthday got closer he really hyped up my gift and told me it was special I would love it. He gave me a card envelope on my birthday and told me he wanted me to open it when I got home. I was thinking awww he’s being romantic. I thought maybe it was tickets or gift card to a spa. Nope!!! It was a $10.00 giftcard from his job which was CVS!!! I was so upset and hurt!! Now that I think about it he probably got a employee discount on it or got it for free with a promotion from their CVS rewards program. Seriously what the heck can I buy at CVS for $10 besides personal hygiene items, snacks or maybe makeup. I still laugh about it not just because of the gift but because he hyped the gift up and fueled me up. My face was priceless. Lol

That’s not it!!

On my 21st birthday I got nothing from my ex not even a card from him. He blamed it on the fact he didn’t have much money but yet the next week he went to a concert. I don’t know which gift was worst!!!

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