What Is Your Secret Single Behavior?

posted 1 year ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
653 posts
Busy bee

– Watch crime shows for hours

– Buy candy from the grocery store and eat it all

– Peel off face masks and put them in the empty candy wrappers

So gross, but love when I’m alone and get to do them!

Post # 3
816 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: City, State

-inhale an entire family sized bag of cheetos

-watch sappy movies

-stay in bed all day

Post # 4
1875 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2016

– Go to gold class cinemas by myself and get a large popcorn AND a giant sundae even though it makes me feel sick afterwards 🤷🏻‍♀️

– clean my dogs eyes and ears out while we laze on the couch. My husband HATES watching me do it so I wait till he’s not there. 

– pretend I’m only eating a normal size bowl of leftover spaghetti except for that I’m actually eating a giant bowl plus going back for seconds till, yep, I make myself sick. All while binge watching law and order SVU. 

Post # 5
110 posts
Blushing bee

Going for seconds on hamburger helper til there’s hardly any left in the pot. And eating a million reese’s eggs. Other than that he gets to see it all lol

Post # 8
175 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: March 2018

1) Eat

2) Eat some more

3) Midnight snack 

Post # 9
10459 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

I love that they all involve delicious treats!

My secret single behavior days are long gone, but there really isn’t anything I could do single that I have to hide from Dh.  Including snarfing Payday bars or anything mellocreme.

If he’s judging me, he’s keeping it to himself.

Post # 10
867 posts
Busy bee

morethanyesterday :  Watching trashy tv. Eating unhealthy food. Being a total couch potato. 

One time, I ordered McDonald’s for delivery and ate a cheeseburger and full thing of chicken nuggets and a chocolate milkshake and then hid all the evidence down the trash chute immediately! Haha. I really try to eat healthy… but when left alone, hello fast food! 

Post # 11
1976 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2017 - Pearson Convention Centre

None I do everything in front of my husband

Post # 12
2844 posts
Sugar bee

Am I the only one that binge eats/netflixes WITH her husband? We are monsters sometimes.

But in past relationships the bad habits I kept under wraps were definitely eating frightening amounts of pizza and leaving the dishes way too long. Also probably allowing my appearance to dishevel into something almost unrecognizable. I try not to do that last one too much in front of my husband just out of kindness to him, but again – we’re monsters sometimes

Post # 13
2056 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: March 2017

Eat junk and watch trashy TV. 😉 

Post # 14
56 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: September 2017

Eat McDonalds, then immediately destroy the evidence.

But I usually end up confessing my trashy ways.

Post # 15
231 posts
Helper bee

I definitely have been binge rewatching jersey shore 😶 Darling Husband has no idea because he would rip on me hard. 

Sometimes mcdonalds after work lol

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