What Is Your Secret Single Behavior?

posted 1 year ago in The Lounge
Post # 31
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2017

sassy411 :  I know, weird right? He doesn’t like running out of episodes, he likes to space them out. I think it’s really cute so I never want him to become a binge watcher like basic people such as myself haha.

Post # 32
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Bumble bee

secret eat an entire pizza

watch youtube

exercise

Post # 33
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Honey bee

morethanyesterday :  I do it sometimes in front of my SO but I wouldn’t do it in front of others. I love KFC original bucket so I can easily eat 3 Pieces and that’s because I’m still controlling myself even when I’m alone. I know that stuff’s not so healthy for you so I only get some occasionally. Then, it’s followed by a slice of cake or some Reese’s PB Cups. All these while binge watching Four Weddings. I have all 100 plus episodes recorded just in case I feel like watching. Don’t judge me!

Post # 35
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Bumble bee

yogabride2018 :  OMG! that is me too! I watch so many cop/ jail  or true crime shows it’s crazy. πŸ™‚ 

I have never been called for jury duty, but have always wanted to go since I am sure that NOTHING could possibly happen that I hadn’t already watched on Law and Order πŸ™‚ 

Post # 36
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

Abducting homeless and watching them clean the grout in my bath tub while wearing a French maids outfit with a Darth Vadar helmet. They have to use a toothbrush and bend over a lot. 

 

Don’t worry, I release them when I’m finished. 

Post # 37
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

Eat a whole box of mac and cheese

(I do it with my D H, but I would do it WAY more often when single or alone for the night.)

Post # 38
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

socalgirl1689 :  high five! 

I get a  hot and spicy 2 piece feed which comes with chips, roll and potato and gravy….πŸ—πŸ—πŸŸ

I too hold myself back but I’m certain I could eat a whole bucket and give the guy from man vs food a run for his money!!

I’m putting eating a whole bucket of KFC on my bucket list!! πŸ˜‚

Post # 39
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

cmsgirl :   socalgirl1689 :  

I won’t call it a secret single behavior because I will do it in front of my husband and face judgment but…

I will go to KFC and buy a box of six biscuits and a pint of gravy and crumble the biscuits into the gravy and eat it with a spoon. 

Post # 40
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Honey bee

cmsgirl :  LOL…Was that you who wrote a reply here a few months ago about having KFC craving but you couldn’t do anything about it because it was like 2 am and it’s closed? Please don’t think I’m a stalker or looney. I just kinda have a good memory and it caught my attention because it had something to do with KFC LOL

Post # 42
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Helper bee

Masterbate?

 

Post # 43
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Helper bee

More on the lines of what SATC actually meant by the term: I save my face masks, biore strips and acne treatments for when SO is not around. Laying in bed all day watching bad TV and binge eating is something we do together, but when he isn’t around I will watch the stuff he doesn’t like such as murder documentaries. 

Post # 44
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2016

morethanyesterday :  i eat way more vegetarian food without Darling Husband.  It’s not secret, it’s just the main difference i notice from when I used to live alone vs now.

Post # 45
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Newbee
  • Wedding: March 2018

Having a grande strawberries and cream frappucino and a bag of microwave popcorn for supper. I think that covers all the food groups essentially except meat and meat substitute. He disagrees. So I only do it when he’s not around.

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