What Is Your Secret Single Behavior?

posted 1 year ago in The Lounge
Post # 46
420 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2018

wolfeyes :  We binge watch tv and pig out ALL THE TIME lol you would think hearing us talk that we are 500lbs each but we aren’t. We spend our kid free weekends in bed watching netflix, only getting up to get the food from the UberEats person lol. We once had instacart bring us $100 worth of just candy and ice cream lol When we have lazy weekends we go hard 


Things I do when he isn’t around…….watch chick flicks and scary movies. He hates scary movies

Post # 47
9553 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

socalgirl1689 :  No, just biscuits in a pint of gravy. 

Post # 48
1010 posts
Bumble bee

Loudly pass gas? LOL. 

Watch crap TV… such as Jersey Shore RIGHT NOW.

Post # 49
2372 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2017 - Courthouse

My husband usually works pretty late (7pm-8:30pm is usual). So typically whatever time I get done with work (I work PT from home) I watch Real Housewives, My 600 Pound Life, Hoarders or Sabrina the Teenage Witch and eat either Cheez-Its snack mix or pretzels or something. We recently switched to Keto though to lose some weight so now it’s just slices or cheese or something….how lame!

My husband did take a short business trip/company retreat sort of thing a few months ago and he was gone for a 4 day weekend. I literally didn’t cook a single thing (I usually cook 6 nights a week and either cook lunch or make something fast for lunches and breakfast) so I was happy to get a break. I ate chips and candy for certain meals. Whoops! And I binged watching Jane Austen movies, Downton Abbey, British murder mysteries and Real Housewives. I love my husband and I missed him but, that was a pretty amazing weekend tongue-out

Post # 50
2855 posts
Sugar bee

tattooedbridetobe2 :  “When we have lazy weekends we go hard” hahahh yes this definitely sounds like us!

Post # 51
676 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2017 - Nashville, TN

The only thing Darling Husband doesn’t know is that I watch Jersey Shore…I’m very no sex/no nudity in shows and movies but I love this show! I don’t know what he would say if he ever found out lol!

Post # 52
5132 posts
Bee Keeper

I don’t have any secret single behaviors though when husband is not around I take advantage by watching dramas, suspense or even scary shows on Netflix since ALL he is willing to watch are comedies.

I might also take advantage of alone time to take a nap but again, not a secretive behavior.

The only way my diet changes when I am “single” is that I don’t feel the need to plan elaborate meals so if anything I’ll eat something simple like a bag of edamame for a meal. 

Post # 53
1120 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2017

We’re pretty open with each other. But, last year when he left for work I used to make an entire box of Zatarans Creamy Parmesan Rice and eat the entire thing. Buuuut I went paleo, so none of that anymore. Unfortunately 

Post # 55
2116 posts
Buzzing bee

morethanyesterday :  Avoid shaving indefinitely, spend hundreds of dollars at Target on impulse, and watch Chopped reruns on loop until I pass out from binge eating homemade sweets

Post # 57
1138 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2018

– watch all the shows he hates like Empire and Gossip Girl

– watch Pretty Woman twice in a row

– order shitty pizza 

– no shaving

– avoid sunlight

Post # 58
4403 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

socalgirl1689 :  You know now that you mention it…it was!! I totally forgot about that. I think I can add posting about food cravings on internet forums as another SSB.  My husband would tease me to no end if he knew I’d posted that on here… 😕

 slomotion :  OK…we finally got cool ranch doritos down under but we don’t have biscuits at KFC here. Enlighten me as to what biscuits are??  Anything dunked in gravy is a winner for me! KFC here sells burgers and chicken and the sides are bread rolls, mash and gravy, chips, coleslaw and corn cobs. That’s it and I’m feeling totally ripped off! KFC Australia lift your game!! 😠

Post # 59
9553 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

cmsgirl : Biscuits are on the right. Maybe you call them something different there? I’m in the southern US so we call them biscuits. 

Post # 60
1148 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2021 - City, State

slomotion :  they look like scones! 


Edit – you put jam on them here 

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