- tattooedbridetobe2
- 3 years ago
- Wedding: July 2018
Things I do when he isn’t around…….watch chick flicks and scary movies. He hates scary movies
Things I do when he isn’t around…….watch chick flicks and scary movies. He hates scary movies
Loudly pass gas? LOL.
Watch crap TV… such as Jersey Shore RIGHT NOW.
My husband usually works pretty late (7pm-8:30pm is usual). So typically whatever time I get done with work (I work PT from home) I watch Real Housewives, My 600 Pound Life, Hoarders or Sabrina the Teenage Witch and eat either Cheez-Its snack mix or pretzels or something. We recently switched to Keto though to lose some weight so now it’s just slices or cheese or something….how lame!
My husband did take a short business trip/company retreat sort of thing a few months ago and he was gone for a 4 day weekend. I literally didn’t cook a single thing (I usually cook 6 nights a week and either cook lunch or make something fast for lunches and breakfast) so I was happy to get a break. I ate chips and candy for certain meals. Whoops! And I binged watching Jane Austen movies, Downton Abbey, British murder mysteries and Real Housewives. I love my husband and I missed him but, that was a pretty amazing weekend
The only thing DH doesn’t know is that I watch Jersey Shore…I’m very no sex/no nudity in shows and movies but I love this show! I don’t know what he would say if he ever found out lol!
I don’t have any secret single behaviors though when husband is not around I take advantage by watching dramas, suspense or even scary shows on Netflix since ALL he is willing to watch are comedies.
I might also take advantage of alone time to take a nap but again, not a secretive behavior.
The only way my diet changes when I am “single” is that I don’t feel the need to plan elaborate meals so if anything I’ll eat something simple like a bag of edamame for a meal.
We’re pretty open with each other. But, last year when he left for work I used to make an entire box of Zatarans Creamy Parmesan Rice and eat the entire thing. Buuuut I went paleo, so none of that anymore. Unfortunately
– watch all the shows he hates like Empire and Gossip Girl
– watch Pretty Woman twice in a row
– order shitty pizza
– no shaving
– avoid sunlight
Edit – you put jam on them here
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