@tinlizzleizzle: Mine is sort of like this. He HAS to use the other bathroom…like I don’t know what he’s doing! I’ve had to have a zillion conversations with him about how “everyone poops” and it’s ok.
I love mine dearly, but he drives me up the wall sometimes. First and foremost, when we are getting ready to go somewhere – for example: Him: “hey are you hungry? Let’s get chinese right down the road. I’m hungry.” Me: “Ok, let me throw some jeans on and put my hair up.” Him: “Ok. I’ll get ready too.” He sits on the couch watching TV/playing on the internet. So 5 minutes later, I come out with my purse on and keys in hand and AS I’M WALKING OUT THE DOOR, he decides has to go to the bathroom…RIGHT THEN. Not while I was getting ready…no…at the last minute! This is all the time. EVERY SINGLE TIME we are leaving anywhere, anytime, he suddenly has to go to the bathroom. I’m like how are you that unaware of your bladder/bowel functions? He’s nervous that he’s going to have to go in public OR there won’t be a bathroom. I don’t know…it’s weird and it drives me insane.
He used to whistle to everything. I had to make him stop..I hate whistling.
His gangly ass legs always sprawl onto my side of the bed and his face always ends up right in the middle of our pillows.
He never knows the words to any song ever, but he sings a long anyway, totally making up random lyrics as he goes. This one makes me laugh and I secretly think it’s cute, but it doesn’t stop me from making fun of him.
He looks in the fridge for two seconds and can NEVER find anything to eat. I’ll find stuff and be like, “Why didn’t you eat this? Did you not like it?” And, he honestly just didn’t see it. Yes, I know it was hard to find on the bottom shelf in the front of the fridge, but perhaps, oh I don’t know, a few more seconds assessing the fridge situation might help? Even when he shops with me, he still has NO IDEA what we have in the fridge or the pantry.
He will blame me if something of his is missing because “I had it last.” No, I didn’t have your keys last…why in the world would i? Then he finds them and gets a sheepish grin on his face because he KNOWS he put them there.
I annoy him too – so we are even. According to him, I constantly leave my shoes in places that are inconvenient. I want everyone to trip over them.