(Closed) What is your Zombie Apocalypse weapon?

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Post # 3
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

A white kitten 🙁

Post # 4
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

A 2012 Chevy Malibu… I can live with that!

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I should add that I would probably make it my goal to take care of my white kitten, and I’d never, ever use it as a weapon.

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Ikea metal full bed frame lol. I actually had a zombie apocalypse nightmare last night, and I used a broken metal folding chair to successfully stay alive. So not too far off, haha.

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

@justagirlxo88:  whoa, free? I’ll take it, what’s the catch? Is it the lure of an axe-murderer?

Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Mine is “tropical fish”.  Lol!  How useful..

 

Post # 9
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

water heater, lol

Post # 10
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

A toilet handle for old people. Great! 

Realistically though I’d suicide my way out of a zombie apocalypse. I wouldn’t want to live past the end of the world and zombies are my #1 fear. Not sure how a toilet handle would help me accomplish that haha. 

Post # 11
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

two bags full of stuffed animals. Yell

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

I got free moving supplies which include some boxes in all shapes and sizes along with more paper then the owner knows what to do with, all of it must go!

So I guess I could wrap myself in paper and then curl up in a box and wait-out the Zombie Apocolypse?! Maybe I could trick some zombies into the boxes and start organizing the zombies by gender, and height? I have no idea what to do with that! 

Post # 14
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2010

Baby swing.  Guess I’ll be rocking them to sleep in hopes they don’t eat my brains.

Post # 15
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

A twin size hospital bed.  Hmmm

 

If I could CHOOSE my own weapon, I’d pick Daryl Dixon.

Post # 16
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Helper bee

@futuremrsndl:  Craigslist isn’t very popular in Australia, so when I checked it out – there was NOTHING free.

I’m screwed.

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