Post # 61
One day I tried on all my fancy dresses and posed like I was at the Oscars and made up an acceptance speech. I love jamming out to country tunes and singing at the top of my lungs when I do the dishes. We have a super old clock radio that is attached to underside of the top kitchen cabinets. Fi was going to take it down because he thinks no one turns it on. Uh, no! Not gonna happen lol. I love vegging out and not doing jack. I also like watching lol cat videos. I’ve never told anyone that. One day when I was stacking wood by myself I pretended like I was Laura Ingalls from Little House on the Prairie and envisioned how our family would be if we were back in the olden days. I also have arguments with people and say what I wish I could say to their face. It can get really mean. And I will sit in the kids rooms and just look at all their stuff and wish they were home from school so we could play together.
Post # 62
OMG I have done the kitchen scale too! I’m dying over here! Lol!
Post # 63
BAWHAHAHAHa, I love this little gem!!
Post # 64
i usually eat mass amounts of popcorn, and when I’m alone I’ll lick the bag rid of the salt and buttery goodness.
Mucked up i know lol
Post # 65
I do impressions.
I talk to my dog as if he’s a human.
I watch the bottom of the barrel shitty TV that I feel shame over watching (Bad Girls Club, Love and Hip Hop).
I do planks until I either cry or fall to the floor.
I fake-shop the Bergdorfs website to see how much money I’d need to win in the lottery to buy everything I like.
I eat baked eggs.
I practice dancing, not like ballroom dancing or something valuable like that.. Like how to dance at a party because I SUCK.
Sometimes, I’ll just lay there. My husband used to work Saturdays and sometimes I’d lay on my ass all day long and get up an hour before he got home to speed clean the house so it looked like I had such a productive and grown up day. While in reality I barely moved.
Post # 66
I sort of think you are brilliant. Fellow cat chaser here.
Post # 67
Hahah I heard that all the cool kids are doing it…