Post # 1
Me: “Answer. Are you even listening?”
Him, tapping frantically away at his phone: “Of course! You said you’re going to the florist.”
Me: “What did I just ask you?”
Him: “No. No, I don’t want the flower thing, I want to do the other thing. The squares.”
Me: “ARE YOU PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS WHILE WE ARE TALKING WEDDING?!?!!!”
Him: “Um.” Tap tap tap. “I was paying attention.”
Me: “Then tell me what it’s called. The ‘flower thing’ you don’t want.”
Him: “A croissant.”
AND I DIED.
Him, pointing at his foot and then the side of his head: “A boot… boot-in-ear!”
What goofball thing has your significant other said today?
Post # 3
@sweetcrackers: I asked my Fiance to change the channel so that we would not miss the beginning of Criminal minds. He told me no and I said well what if the show starts early. He tells me, “MsBrooklynA, you don’t even know how to watch TV. I can’t believe you.”
Post # 4
Last night my Fiance looked at me and told me that he was tired of my pj shorts…he says, “I mean, they’re cute, but you’ve had them for a while and I think you need some new ones” haha I was like…uhh…okay? Didn’t know pjs were that important lol
Post # 5
- Wedding: October 2012 - the Columns Hotel
@sweetcrackers: i literally laughed out loud at this!
Post # 6
@Jamcnair: Hope you told him HE could buy you some new ones!
Post # 7
He said my wedding dress would be too big on him… sigh. I highly doubt that but thanks for making me feel ‘beautiful’ darling.
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Post # 9
“Are you sure you don’t want them?? They would be so unique and great conversation pieces!”
In reference to *cough* jello shots.
Post # 10
I know he has said some funnier things lately but the most recent that I can remember is:
Him: I feel like you have been planning this wedding with out me, I want to help you plan EVERY detail of our wedding but I can’t help you until I come home.
Me: So I should save all the candles and flowers and invites and guestbook and decor projects for you to do with me when you get home?
Him: No, I don’t care about THOSE details, just the details that are about me
Me: what details exactly are about you?
Him: well, I guess the food….. (pause)……and um…..(longer pause) what I am wearing.
Me: You remember we are having a potluck reception and you already picked out your vest and pants?
Him: Yes, I know, I want to help you plan EVERY detail!
At that point I was a little speachless and clueless so I just said “great love, Im so glad you are willing to help” and changed the topic. I will put him in charge of what he wears and food… food that our guests are bringing… food that we really have no control over… hmmm
Post # 11
@sweetcrackers: LOL so funny, my Fiance struggles with that too. When we were at the florist he gave me a funny side eye and I knew he wanted me to ask about them
Today he asked to (this is gross) smell my armpits. EWW lol
When I told him that is nasty he told me it was completely normal to love the smell of your mate HAHA
Post # 12
@garden_bride: bahaha! guys are so weird
Post # 13
@globalmargaret: Him: No, I don’t care about THOSE details, just the details that are about me
I love it.
Post # 14
Fiance: “Honey, please don’t wear heels tonight.”
Me: “What? Why?”
Fiance: “Because I care about your feet. You know, heels were invented in Medieval Times to torture women…”
Me: *Laughs. Shrugs and walks out with heels on anyways*
I usually complain about backpain a lot and how my heels give me blisters…so he always asks me to get more comfortable shoes. If he had his way, I’d be wearing tennis shoes everyday–probably even on our wedding day, LOL! 🙂
Post # 15
@sweetcrackers: That has to be the best thing I’ve read all day! I can’t even think of anything my Fiance has said because I’m still laughing too hard. I like the way he remembers the “boot-in-ear” I never thought of that!
Post # 16
“I think we’ll be ok with the budget.”