Post # 47
@2dBride: I gotta say.. asking your guests for a pen, and not being able to break the glass are by far the funniest! I’m glad you both have such awesome attitudes that nothing got you down! I wouldn’t have minded sharing my bed with some pups though, I love animals! 🙂
It’s an absolutely terrible way to kill people that Nazis and white supremicists did. Definitely nothing to mention at a wedding, especially in reference to the bride! 🙁
Lol!! We didn’t either. We each read a “promise” to each other, which to us counted… and no one else noticed. But I thought the same thing – “wow, we never said ‘I do!'”
Haha I love the chicken one!!! I would love to see pics of that!
The sand pouring reminds me of my tree-planting. 🙂 It adds character!!
Post # 48
Bump! I want to read more funny mishaps 😀
Post # 49
We had lots go wrong. Some still irk me, but some definitely make us laugh:
*My DH is not super romantic. All I wanted was to hear him repeat traditional vows. All he wanted was to say “I Do” to vows stated by the priest. I thought I won. Reality: priest forgot and said all of our vows and all DH and I had to do was say I do. I was so busy being confused as to what was happening I missed that sweet loving moment. Fast foward 5 minutes later to our ring exchange where my DH recites the ring exchange words perfectly. This born, rasied and Catholic bride? She’s the one who stumbles on “In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit.” I literally couldn’t remember what to say. You can see my sister, Brother-In-Law, groom, and priest trying not to laugh at me on the alter. Maybe the I do was the best mistake ever!
*We had wedding crashers. Legit dressed up trying to drink our booze wedding crashers.
*My DH’s coworker and friend has been single as long as we’ve known him and since our budget was tight no one without a serious (1year+) relationship got a plus one. He called his very new girlfriend (i.e. that had been on one date) in the middle of the reception and she showed up and was then rude to DH and I.
Post # 50
nothing went wrong as such i was just bummed with the video my uncle recorded of our wedding. He thought he had pressed record during basically the whole ceremony but he hadnt so the only bits we got from the ceremony were just of me getting out of the car and from when we signed the certificate, no vows or anything 🙁 My step brother took over the recording at the reception and got lots but decided to stop recording before our first dance so we didnt get that on video either 🙁 oh well
Post # 51
I am laughing here – such a great thread. Chicken throwing had me laughing.
Post # 52
oh just remembered a few funny things happened, as i was making my way down to the aisle (i had a bit of a walk as it was in a park) first of all a dog ran up to me but luckily the owner got it to come back to him before it jumped on me lol, secondly i felt my garter fall down my leg as i was walking so i had to try pull it back up (easier said than done in a wedding dress) and i tucked it into my thigh high stockings to stop it falling down again lol and during the ceremony my husband was referring to his family’s dog not being able to attend for the sake of my dress and a dog ran up right near us when he said this (this park also has a dog park section), i didnt see it as i had my back to it but a few people did and said the timing was impeccable in relation to his vows referring to dogs haha wish i had seen it!
Post # 53
- Wedding: June 2013 - Upstate NY
Our best man gave a horrendous speech that included the following:
- mention of prior DWIs
- a bloody broken nose story
- a story of vomit (from the night before his own wedding)
- and it lasted 7 minutes
As the saying goes, it’s not a wedding without a horrible speech. Sigh.
Post # 54
My mother in law was making our cake, and it broke at 11pm the night before the wedding. She went to Giant Eagle, and found some red velvet cakes that happened to be white with deep red accents (one of our wedding colours). She then put them on tiers she had of different heights
It worked really well. So well, in fact, that had I have known I may have put them as my first choice. Best of all, they cost like $25. Honestly, Giant Eagle red velvet cakes, people, saves you tonnes off your cake budget 🙂
Post # 55
*My mom cut her finger open (badly!) right before we were leaving for hair appointments. My Maid/Matron of Honor is a nurse though so she fixed her up!
*A girl’s car died right across the bottom of my parents driveway (we were getting ready at my parents house). Luckily the tow truck came in time and everything was fine. I thought it was hilarious!
*My MOH’s dress zipper ripped all the way down during pictures – she had to be sewn into the dress. The pics are SO funny though – the photographer got the whole thing!
All in all, these things were mostly funny (minus my mom’s finger, ouch!) and make for great wedding stories!
*We had wedding crashers, which annoyed me! Paying for strangers to drink our booze basically (open bar) UGH
Post # 56
I ripped my bustle the first hour of bridal pics..
and since my train was free flowing the entire time, my niece (flower girl) lined my train with snails she found (during formal pics), cause they were ‘pretty’
Post # 57
@littlemisst08: I LOVE this picture and the story! 🙂 You’re smile is perfect! Haha.
I was terrified of messing up our vows! We had finalized them about 2 days prior to the wedding, so there was no hope of memorizing them. I had DH type them up on nice little papers, which we gave to the Bridesmaid or Best Man to hold for us until vow-time! we were afraid the Bridesmaid or Best Man would lose them, so DH made sure both his father and his brother also had a copy… Haha.
Wedding crashers! I didn’t know people really did that. Haha. But boo to the rude uninvited +1. Some people have nerve. 🙁
Perfect timing for the dog running up during the vows! 🙂 And the garter falling down was one huge reason why I opted NOT to do a garter… Happened to a friend of mine, too! Musta made for some awkward movements trying to hike it up! Haha.
Yikesss. Boo on bad speeches. Our Best Man and Matron of Honor were themselves married a few years back and had a horror story of a speech… so they knew better! Haha.
That is AWESOME! 🙂 Sad about the homemade cake breaking, that must have been devastating for her! But so great that it worked out so well!
I was crying laughing about your Maid/Matron of Honor being sewn into her dress! What awesome photos those must be! 🙂 Those are the exactttt stories I love so much! Haha.
Love it! 🙂 I hope you got a picture of snails lining your train!! She’ll LOVE that story when she’s older!
Keep the stories coming! 🙂