(Closed) What will your birth experience be like?

posted 6 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 3
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

@totheislnds:  Yikes.  That was way off for me.  It said my baby would have black hair and brown eyes.  Little to no chance of that.  (We both have light brown hair and blue eyes).  And that it would be 12.5 pounds!  I hope not!  I was born 6 pounds!

Post # 4
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and curly blonde hair.

 

That is my fictional baby. I made up that cheese makes my baby active and that i crave chocolate. I crave chocolate on a regular basis, anyway. haha

 

No way our pretend baby would be a blondie! That would mean bad news on my part, haha

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

I’ll play.

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and barely there brown hair.

Well I sure hope I’m not in labour for 24 hours and that my baby will be a little bigger than that. The questions sure gave me a chuckle.

Post # 7
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there blonde hair.

Umm, 12 pounds 10 ounces? That sounds awful!

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

@Mrs.RDV:  We must have the same answers lol….

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and barely there brown hair.

Post # 9
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

I did it again, punching in the same answers and got..

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have light hazel eyes and barely there black hair.

Post # 10
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Bah! She just told me I would have a 12lb 9 oz girl! I will hold on to all the receipts for boys clothes until February. 

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

@Mrs.RDV and @MrsSawyer:  HA!  I got the same thing! If I have a 24-hour labor, I think I might start crying now, and not stop…

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and barely there brown hair.

 

Post # 12
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011 - Sydney, Australia

The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have dark violet eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

10pound11? HOLY CRAP.

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

Hmm… I’m going to try to trick it by putting in nonsense answers (example: Favorite color = blanket) and see if it knows I’m messing with it. I’ll be back!

Post # 14
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

I guess the low birth weight is due to my refusal to take her questions seriously:

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and curly blonde hair.

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

I tried this based on what my answers would have been even though I had LO in July.  Here’s what I got:

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some brown hair.

 

It was indeed a bright day.  My little GIRL was born at 7:48pm after 13 hours of labor (from early labor on).  She was 8 lb 5 oz and 21 inches.  She did/does have brown hair but her eyes were dark blue/black at birth and are turning brown.

Post # 16
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Umm… It said my baby is going to weigh 14 pounds. 

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