What's the craziest Coronavirus conspiracy you've heard?

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Post # 16
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Busy bee
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slomotion :  I can get behind this one

Post # 18
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Busy bee
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Honestly, the craziest I’ve heard was Trump saying it was a hoax by the Democrats to hurt his re-election. 

Post # 19
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Blushing bee
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I think the craziest theory I’ve heard… from my own brother and sister in law is that they maxed out all credit cards and are spending money crazy because “debt ain’t shit anymore” (their words lol) and there will be no money, bills ect. Theyve gone crazy. 

Post # 20
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Bumble Beekeeper
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Craziest shit that Ive heard is that we’re all supposed to go back to work in another week so the economy won’t be sad.  That is some crazy crazy shit!

Post # 21
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Bee Keeper

Ok it’s a three way tie between racoon virus (thanks slomotion), the debt is not a thing now, and it was to prevent Trump reelection.  Like a virus that started in China has nothing to do with Trump. 

Anywhoo good thread..

Post # 22
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Sugar Beekeeper
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I’m glad everyone is enjoying the Resident Evil theory.

Post # 23
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Busy Beekeeper
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No one thinks it is a conspiracy for the toilet paper companies to profit?

And as much as it may be dangerous for baby boomers, the shelter in place rules are likely to create a new baby boom. 

But I sent the resident evil one to Dh. I’m sure he will be persuaded. 

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Honey bee
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mrscb2bee :  MY OWN MOTHER sent me this 30 minute long video from a “Doctor” who stated she doesn’t believe in germs or pathogens and that this is all the fault of the 5G rollout. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing but my brother and his wife (who is an actual doctor) got wine drunk and watched it and said it was all downhill from there. 

Post # 25
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Blushing bee
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My fiancé started it so he won’t have to marry me in June!!!!! 😭

Post # 26
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Helper bee

That China created the virus, as you say to take over the world (despite killing thousands of their own people first!?), by injecting bats with AIDS from gay people and making their citizens eat bats.

So many racist and homophobic things wrong with that. But I have heard multiple people repeating it. 

Post # 27
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Bumble Beekeeper

I didn’t finish reading the post, but I did see something on FB about how all the big CEOs stepped down juuuuuuust prior to the virus taking over and the economy crashing. I’m not sure if they were intimating that these CEOs knew about it and cashed out or something? 

One of my co-workers (who is normally quite sane) started sending me things about how its a media craze meant to cause panic to cover up “bigger things” happening behind the scenes. Then references h1n1 and how we didnt fly into such a panic about it lol. But I guess she doesn’t know what “they” are trying to cover up, so not a fully formed conspiracy either. 

Post # 28
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Worker bee
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The Chinese gov conspiracy theory you mentioned is the craziest I’ve heard. People repeating it already have a nice healthy dash of sinophobia in them so I’m not surprised when it comes out of their mouths; it’s just another easy way for them to express their hateful and bigoted views.

Post # 29
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Sugar bee
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mrscb2bee :  i thought 5g was a cellular internet thing…

Post # 30
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Busy Beekeeper
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desertgypsy :  Doesn’t believe in germs? So a DOCTOR doesn’t believe in a foundational theory proven in the 1860s? So he doesn’t feel the need to wash his hands before seeing another patient? How the hell did he get through medical school? If there’s a doctor who doesn’t believe in germ theory, that’s freaking terrifying. 

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