Post # 1
I’m starting to think I have a real winner here. Last night Fiance was drinking with his buddies at our place and decided he wanted to go over to his friend’s garage to drink instead. Okay, no biggie, that’s pretty standard. The next part I just don’t understand. He decided he wanted to take our cat with him!! The friend who he was going to see owns our cat’s brother, but they haven’t seen each other in months. I guess Fiance thought it would be nice to let the cats have a get together too?? Haha.
Here’s the kicker. I go to pick Fiance up around midnight because he’s made himself sick with one too many rum and eggnogs. We get back to our place and I say, ‘Hey have you seen the cat?” FI’s response, “Oh yaaaaaaaa. I left the cat at the party.” WTF!?? I had to go pick the cat up on my way to work this morning. Poor little Hugo!
Just thought I should share this WTF moment. What’s the funniest/dumbest thing your SO has done lately?
Post # 3
My hubby is not remotely musical and really doesn’t listen to much other than the radio. He WAS however OBSESSED with watching The Sing-Off, much to my music-loving delight.
In the finale when Ben Folds sang, he looked at me with wide, curious eyes and said “That guy is actually a SINGER? He sure didn’t sound like it!” I laughed over that one for a while.
The next day he gets home from work and I am listening to the Ben Folds a Capella CD that came out a while ago. He asked me if it was The Sing-Off.
I <3 him! LOL
Post # 4
My husband got his wisdom taken out last week and was on vicadin the first night. He ran right into our closed bedroom door. To give him a little credit he didn’t have his glasses on and it was a little dark. I laughed my head off for a good 10 minutes.
Post # 5
The other night I got up to go the bathroom around 4 AM so when I got back in bed the sound of the rain was really loud and I could not fall back asleep.
Then all of a sudden in his sleep my Fiance says something which to me sounded like Holla. I was so amused I said to him did you just say Holla which while alseep he said no I said TA DA! Then he rolled over and goes “you would just not understand”.
At this point I am cracking up then he rolls over back towards me and runs into my legs which makes him proclaim, “I am older”, which is true by like 6 months. It really made me wonder if he says crazy stuff like that all the time while he is asleep!
I asked him about it the next day and he had no idea what I was talking about, I decided he was dreaming he was some sort of tap dancer!!!
Post # 6
Are you calling my Fiance dumb? I’m offended. ^_^ SIKE!
Fiance got drunk one night and took a piss on the kitchen floor instead of the bathroom. He even washed his hands in the sink. I got up the next morning and was wondering why there was a yellow stain in the middle of the kitchen floor. Ugh!
Post # 7
@Miss Tattoo: Hahahaha that is too funny! A couple we know woke up to the girl’s younger brother (who lives with them) pissing on their laundry in their room while drunk and half asleep. That type of thing is just too funny to stay mad at!!
Post # 8
Ok this wasn’t recent but it was so ridic I have to share. When we were still living apart I used to sleep at FIs all the time and would have to drag around a bag of all my junk. FI would drop my stuff off at my apt so I didn’t have to drag it around with me all day (he worked really close to my place). Sometimes he would forget his keys and just leave it on my doorstep.
So one day I get home, expecting a bag and its nowhere to be found, I call Fiance asking if he forgot to drop it off and hes like “No, I definitely dropped it off”. So of course I panic because I assume its been stolen including all my jewelry/makeup. I start crying on the phone about how much its going to cost to replace all my stuff and Fiance tries to comfort me saying that he’ll be able to find my stuff. He’s like “maybe the bum stole your bag” (there was a bum living behind my building ooooo Hoboken, I promise I lived in a nice area). I was like “HOW did the bum get into my building”. Anyway eventually I hung up because Fiance was being super unhelpful.
Like an hour later something dawns on me and I text Fiance “You forgot to drop my stuff off didn’t you” and he replies “…Yeah”. Apparently his master plan was to pretend the bum had my stuff and claim that he got it back from him the next day???
Post # 9
@mrs.peters.to.be: That’s hysterical that he brought the cat with him! Silly boys.
This isn’t all that funny, just kind of silly and cute (in my opinion): the other night, my boy told me he wants to wear his wedding ring before we get married, so everyone will know he’s spoken for. <3
Post # 10
@Miss Tattoo: My Ex Fiance is notorioius for peeing in appropriate places. He sleep walks and has peed in the washing machine, out the window, on the antique rug, in my laundry basket. You name it.
Post # 11
the cat thing is hilarious!!!!! love it!!!! ahahaa
Post # 12
@mrs.peters.to.be: That made me bust out laughing. I can only imagine your face being all “you took the cat to the party!?!?” Classic!
Post # 13
Lol these are all so funny!! This isn’t really dumb, I don’t have many stories since he’s far away right now, but I told him a couple weeks ago that since he can’t be home for our wedding planning because he’s deployed, that I wanted him to choose our first dance song.. He comes onto skype today and starts sending me links to songs.. His list of songs included “Welcome to Hell” – Trace Adkins, “I Could Kick Your Ass” – Justin Moore, and “You Ain’t Much Fun” – Toby Keith.. Lol he can be such a pain sometimes!! He did send some cute ones though..
Post # 14
@iheartnerds: That is actually very sweet! My Fiance said something similar except we were talking about getting legally married before our Destination Wedding wedding. I said, “So do you have any specific date that you’d like me to get the Justice of the Peace to come to our house?” In my head I’m thinking 1 week before we leave to Mexico will work great. Fiance replies, “Hmm, why don’t we do it Dec. 22 because that’s when we got engaged!? That way I’ll get to wear my ring!” All I could do was giggle…we’re not getting married until April. I tried to explain that we can’t get married that far in advance and he just doesn’t get my reasoning for that at all. lol.
Post # 15
Wow, I didn’t realize there were so many un-housebroken men out there. Ugh. Definitely not something I could handle. In 7 yrs, I’ve never seen Darling Husband that drunk.
Guess I’m just the old hag of the group.
Post # 16
Well, this is kind of lame but I’m going to tell it anyways. We went to Macys together so he could get some new clothes for work. He bought a bunch of stuff and he didn’t take it out of the bags until later in the evening when he started packing (he travels every week). I was in the bedroom cleaning and he came in and ran to the sink and said “That idiot cashier at Macys left the hard plastic tag on my pants! Did you know those things spray PAINT all over the place?” and began vigorously scrubbing his hands. I was like, how the hell did you NOT know that? It was really cute. There are lots of little things he just doesn’t know about, like the fact that women continue to wear their engagement rings after the wedding and various other things…
@mrs.peters.to.be: That is freakin’ hilarious!!! love it