Post # 1
I started laughing at myself after the last text I sent to Fiance and thought, “Wow if a random person looked at my phone, they’d think we are pretty weird.”
My text: “I pooped on the floor. Didn’t feel like walking to the bathroom.”
I was texting that I’ve been lazy today because I have a head cold and can’t hear out of my right ear and feel bad because our apartment is a mess. He responded that I need to be nice to the apartment because it’s old. I was trying to think of a weird, witty response, and that’s what I came up with.
We have a sick sense of humor.
So, what’s the last text you sent to SO/FI/DH?
Post # 3
LOL. That would be an odd message to pick up and read. Mine’s “How much does he weigh now!?!?!” — referring to our puppy cause he’s taking him to the vet tonight and I’m stuck at work.
Post # 4
LOL. I was like, “I really hope you didn’t……” 😉
Mine is lame. It says: *Off because prior to that I’d said “Of work at 6:30?” YEAH. Super boring. Before that I told him we should go on The Price is Right for our Honeymoon. Sweet Lord we sound like we’re 74.
Post # 5
I have a poop one too, haha.
I wrote “I liked the part about making eye contact while pooping haha- it is soo true!”
EXPLANATION: I emailed him a youtube video called “I hate cats” that another bee posted on here earlier, it was cracking me up! And that part about making eye contact- the guy was talking about how dogs always have to make eye contact with you while they are pooping. Haha.
Post # 6
mine was “lysol wipes really work” lol
I had to clean his shoes for his nursing graduation
Post # 7
HA! Ours are oddly similar… Funnily enough, FI’s response to my text was “Now Felix (our cat) can brag that he is trained better.”
I watched that cat video today, too. I’m going to show it to Fiance when he gets home.
Post # 8
Mine is: “I’m already at home do I pick you up?” from last week. We can call each other for free so we barely text.
Post # 9
Well… “Go fuck yourself!” lol
He was screwing around with those stupid imodicons (sp?) on his iPhone and sent me a bunch of religious ones like prayer hands and crosses. We’re both atheist, hence my reply.
Post # 10
“My work’s Christmas party was better than yours.”
We went to his work’s Christmas dinner party this past weekend and the food took forever to come (and when it did, it was cold) and nobody had told us the restaurant was a karaoke hangout so we had to listen to bad singing while we waited for cold food.
My Christmas lunch today had great food, no waiting, no karaoke, and I won a Starbucks gift card in a draw 🙂
Post # 11
“I really want a picture of him, but I can’t without it being weird.”
Speaking about this guy who looked like Santa Claus who was in my office. A picture would have been awesome. His beard alone made my day.
Post # 12
LOL, you just reminded me of when DH and I saw a little kid grinding on a dancing Santa statue. I wanted to take a picture but his parents were standing right there laughing at him and I didn’t want to creep them out by snapping a photo of their little boy humping Santa’s leg.
Post # 14
Taking all of these responses out of their original context, they’re all pretty amusing.
Yours are particularly lovely.
Post # 15
I win for boring: “Are you going home first?”
Post # 16
“Treat him like you would treat a person in another country that you paid $25000 to hunt.”
Oh boy, I need to explain this one……it is a quote from Parks & Recreation. We send each other random quotes from our favorite shows a lot. 🙂