(Closed) What’s the last text you sent to SO/FI/DH?

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

LOL.  That would be an odd message to pick up and read.  Mine’s “How much does he weigh now!?!?!”  —  referring to our puppy cause he’s taking him to the vet tonight and I’m stuck at work.

Post # 4
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: March 2012

LOL. I was like, “I really hope you didn’t……” 😉

Mine is lame. It says: *Off because prior to that I’d said “Of work at 6:30?” YEAH. Super boring. Before that I told him we should go on The Price is Right for our Honeymoon. Sweet Lord we sound like we’re 74.

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

I have a poop one too, haha.

I wrote “I liked the part about making eye contact while pooping haha- it is soo true!”

Embarassed

EXPLANATION: I emailed him a youtube video called “I hate cats” that another bee posted on here earlier, it was cracking me up! And that part about making eye contact-  the guy was talking about how dogs always have to make eye contact with you while they are pooping. Haha.

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

mine was “lysol wipes really work” lol

I had to clean his shoes for his nursing graduation

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

Mine is: “I’m already at home do I pick you up?” from last week. We can call each other for free so we barely text.

Post # 9
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

Well… “Go fuck yourself!” lol

He was screwing around with those stupid imodicons (sp?) on his iPhone and sent me a bunch of religious ones like prayer hands and crosses. We’re both atheist, hence my reply.

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

“My work’s Christmas party was better than yours.”

We went to his work’s Christmas dinner party this past weekend and the food took forever to come (and when it did, it was cold) and nobody had told us the restaurant was a karaoke hangout so we had to listen to bad singing while we waited for cold food.

My Christmas lunch today had great food, no waiting, no karaoke, and I won a Starbucks gift card in a draw 🙂

Post # 11
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Newbee
  • Wedding: June 2012

“I really want a picture of him, but I can’t without it being weird.”

Speaking about this guy who looked like Santa Claus who was in my office. A picture would have been awesome. His beard alone made my day.

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

@sandiegosarah: LOL, you just reminded me of when Darling Husband and I saw a little kid grinding on a dancing Santa statue. I wanted to take a picture but his parents were standing right there laughing at him and I didn’t want to creep them out by snapping a photo of their little boy humping Santa’s leg.

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

I win for boring: “Are you going home first?”

Post # 16
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Bumble bee

Treat him like you would treat a person in another country that you paid $25000 to hunt.”

Oh boy, I need to explain this one……it is a quote from Parks & Recreation.  We send each other random quotes from our favorite shows a lot.  🙂

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