Post # 1
This morning I was walking my dog and she stuck her head in some bushes and sniffed around. When she emerged I thought she had a large chunk of brownish grey tree bark on her mouth. I looked at her adoringly and said some stupid baby talk like, “Youre a silly goose, okay you can carry the stick”.
Then she chomped down and I saw LITTLE FEET coming out the corner of her mouth! I shrieked and dove down to open her mouth and a DEAD BIRD fell out. I kicked it away and she was just standing there wagging her tail and licking her chops….god, I was so disgusted. Thankfully she just got her vaccinations updated last week and we’re always on time with her monthly anti-flea/tick/parasite medication and heartworm prevention.
So while Im over here in disgust all day, come join me! Whats the moat revolting, disgusting, or angering thing your pet has done recently?
Post # 2
ChicoryCreek: I live in the country and my cats go outside. The snow has (mostly) just melted and they’re going out more so there;s a good chance they’ve killed small creatures recently. One of my cats eats said small creatures. Its really gross. We have our yearly vet visit coming up and will get the usual summer supply of worm/flea medicine.
Post # 3
Just yesterday my sister was visiting and she knocked my dog’s water dish over and some splashed into the food dish. Surprisingly, he ate up his soggy food like a maniac! Every last kibble was eaten. Then, we come home to watery dog shits all down the hallway. Needless to say, someone’s sticking to their normal (dry) dog food 🙁
Post # 4
Our 6 month old kitten has caught 2 little mice in our kitchen in the past few weeks. One I was able to save and throw outside, the other was not so lucky. We woke up to her dropping something down the stairs and running down after it over and over again early one morning. I’ll let you guess how that one ended. 🙁 I’m just glad she didn’t jump up and put it on my pillow while I was sleeping. I love her to pieces, but I have to admit I looked at her a little differently for a while after she tortured and murdered that little mouse hahah.
Post # 5
We just adopted our second dog and he is a 7 month old puppy who likes to chew. A lot.
Bye bye coffee table legs!!
Post # 6
Eating cat poop on walks. I gag a little every time and I have no idea why she would want to do this!
Post # 7
ChicoryCreek: I feel your pain. My dog has found 2 dead squirrels and 1 dead bird in the past month or so. It’s so disgusting.
Post # 8
ChicoryCreek: One of my dogs is a notorious bird killer. Its so weird because he absolutely loves all other animals. I’ve seen him play bow to a squirrel in a tree once. But he HATES birds. He’s killed like 5 of them, and always brings them over to me and drops them at my feet and wags his tail like he thinks its the best thing he’s ever done. =/
Another of my dogs has me pissed off, but not over anything gross. He’s just suddenly learned that he likes to climb trees. Particularly a tree at the fence line, where he can jump over. So now the yard is off limits to the dogs, and they’re all going crazy.
Post # 9
ChicoryCreek: We have a small little dog who is like our fuzzy little child. So, he usually hangs out in bed with us. Anyway, he was laying on DHs chest while Darling Husband was sleeping. The little guy sat up and was whimpering, but Darling Husband wouldn’t get up. I finally got up and went to grab him and take him out. When I lifted him up, I immediately saw that he’d left a pretty gnarly skidmark on DHs BARE chest.
I know it SHOULDNT be funny, but I seriously almost died laughing. DH’s freakout that followed was one for the books… “OMG! He SHI* on my CHEST! He SHI* on my CHEST!”… I’m cracking up just writing about it. Needless to say, pup is now confined to the floor.
Post # 10
ChicoryCreek: haha! I actively cringed when you said little feet!!
My two LOVE poo. Especially fox poo, both regularly get it IN their ears where they roll in it. But my little one excelled herself recently – face full eating fresh cow poo….. Bathtub and teeth scrub then?!
Post # 11
I have three bright red gouges in my leg, courtesy of my cat deciding I’m a great place to pounce from. The weekend before Easter when I planned to wear a dress, and two weeks before the shower that I have a second cute dress for. Hopefully it will heal quickly!
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Post # 13
My dog loves to eat his own poop. We try to watch him while he’s outside and immediately go pick it up. But sometimes he’s hungrier than we are fast…
Also, on one occasion when my Darling Husband took him to the dog park, he was caught eating the poop of another dog WHILE THE DOG WAS STILL POOPING.
GAG GAG NOT OKAY. The dog’s butt is not an ice cream machine!
Post # 14
howtobeawife: I almost threw up visualizing that. Ewwww!!!
Post # 15
- Wedding: September 2012 - Southern California
I constantly have to tell my puppy to leave the other animals alone [mostly birds, lizards, & rabbits] when we’re out walking haha. He hasn’t caught anything yet though, fortunately.
The other day though I needed to run the bank so I took him with me [because car rides are pretty close to winning the lottery obviously] & on the way back he started gagging so I grabbed an empty grocery bag I had & put it underneath him ..which worked! Maybe like two minutes later I briefly heard the sound again, but I wasn’t so quick & lucky this time ..it was all over my right thigh on one of my favorite jeans :[