Post # 46
This morning my 70 lb, 9 month old male yellow lab starting peeing all over himself while he was squatting to poop. When he realized what he was doing, he stepped back right into his own poop. So not only did I have to clean his pee off of his chest, but I had to clean poop out of his paws!
Post # 47
Three piles of diarrhea on the carpetting in the basement. They make a line if you connect the piles. She must have eaten something bad as she was sick, because my 10+ year old dog does not poop in the house!
I’m on my 4th bucket of Oxyclean and rubber gloves trying to scrub the stains out.
Post # 48
- Wedding: December 2014 - Loft
My 10 lb pomeranian chihuahua plucked a 5 lb momma pigeon out of its nest on our 25th floor balcony and massacred it on our balcony, which I then had to clean up. Luckily (not so luckily) he had just shook the pigeon so hard its neck broke and there was no blood.
At first I was like holy Shiiiii, your natural instincts are amazing and I was borderline proud ( i know morbid, but its the circle of life). Then I discovered the nest the next day with two eggs in it and my pride quickly turned to shame and disgust! I couldn’t even look at him for over a week. He got kicked out of the bed for quite a while as well. To no fault of his own, but it is just hard to swallow. On a side note, we called him P.K. all summer …. pigeon killer.
Post # 50
- Wedding: December 2014 - Loft
My dog did this once or twice. When I asked my vet, he said dogs don’t like laundry because it washes away their scent so they try to remark clean things.
Post # 51
That explains why she also peed all over my freshly dry cleaned white down comforter! Haha
Post # 52
My dog pooped on the couch two days in a row. I thought he was trying to hide it so he wouldn’t get in trouble,but today it was a pile. Like he litterally hopped up on the sofa(where he’s not allowed) and took a dump…
Post # 53
OMG I would DIE laughing if this happened to F! Does that make me cruel? Hahah I dont even care, this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!
Post # 54
Oh man… I still die laughing just thinking about this 6’3″ man getting a little poo on his chest and reverting into a 6 year old girl… Needless to say, he *still* doesn’t think it’s funny in the least. : )
Post # 55
Awww! Poor clumsy baby! Someone on here once said it best when they said puppies are like “really fuzzy two year olds”. I always try to keep that in mind when my little guy does something that nearly drives me to my whits end.
Post # 56
The grossest thing my cat has done lately is barf up a hairball from on top of our dresser a few weeks ago. Splatter…
The grossest thing he’s EVER done was when he was a baby and he had an intestinal parasite he caught from one of the other cats where he was born… it took a couple weeks to clear up with the medication. One morning a few days after I got him, I was sleeping in and he jumped up into bed to cuddle with me. He smelled like shit but I figured he had just farted (he had revolting gas with his illness) so I lifted up the covers and let him in to snuggle. Then I felt his back legs… he had splashback from the explosive diarrhea he had obviously just had. So here was this shit-covered cat in my bed snuggling me haha…. obviously I woke up and gave him a bath, and did a ton of laundry that day! I also had to wash the wall behind his litterbox because it really was EXPLOSIVE diarrhea. The things you do for love 🙂
Post # 57
My cats are kind of dicks, so they do lots of horrendous things. Just this morning my cat bit and clawed the crap out of my hand. She does this thing where she rolls over on her back and shows her belly and will cutely meow and rub all over you like she WANTS to be pet, but really, she wants to bite you. So even though I know what she’s doing, sometimes I will fall prey to her cuteness and forget what she’s really doing.
Post # 58
My partner and I went away to her parent’s house for one night (last night), while leaving plenty of food, water, and a clean litterbox for the cat, mind you. We had done laundry before we left and did not make the bed, so the matress was exposed with a few of our clean clothes in the middle. My cat (who is vindictive and gets a little angry sometimes if we go away, even under ideal conditions and with a pet sitter) went to the middle of the mattress and pooped right on the bare mattress and a pair of my partner’s socks. Trying to get the smell out right now. Sigh…
Post # 59
My little yorkie killed a baby bunny rabbit in the bushes in our backyard. When I opened the door to get him, he ran into the house WITH the bunny and I screamed for my boyfriend (at the time) to help. It was so sad 🙁
Most embarrassing thing – dug in a roommate’s trashcan and found a used condom. Sigh…
Post # 60
Our cat pooped on the basement floor. We had some water in our basement and unbeknowst to us, it was blocking the path to her litter box. So she pooped on the floor. Fiance was not impressed.