(Closed) What's the most off-base, inaccurate insult you've ever received?

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Post # 106
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4857 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

I was called stupid and unprofessional by someone who I had reported to HR for being abusive. The irony. 

Post # 107
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4857 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

MrsBagel:  omg that is disgusting. I had a girl follow me from a job to another job and I thought she had let her grudge against me go, but she told everyone a bunch of disgusting rumours. Not nearly as bad as what was said about you, but pretty close. It was so bad I quit the whole industry. What is wrong with people like that hey? 

Post # 108
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: Either Philadelphia City Hall or a small chapel.

playdohpants:  I know that part. I worked in retail and also have have used Access/EBT cards. But, I know stores where you can actually trade the foodstamps for non-food items. They’re rung up differently at a higher permium or you let the person purchase stuff off your card to make the trade. 

Post # 109
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: Either Philadelphia City Hall or a small chapel.

playdohpants:  I also kind of think it’s really up to them what they decide to purchase since what you’re describing is legal. 

Post # 111
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3039 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

iarebridezilla: Many years ago I lived with my ex and a friend – then the friends Girlfriend came back from a year in the US and moved in without paying rent or contributing in any other way. Needless to say, things got a little sour after a while. So eventually my ex and I got our own apartment and told them we would move. That did not go over well. The Girlfriend told us that we were selfish and would leave our friend with no means to keep the apartment. It was totally bizarre since he had been doing fine with just one room mate for years, so they could either have gotten a new one OR she could have pitched in with half the rent. Apparently that wasn’t an option though, since she “didn’t live there as she would spend every Saturday night at her parents place”. To top it off she also called us rude for using their household equipment without asking… Um, I’m the type of person that will ask for permission to the extent that they sometimes become a little annoyed. So that one didn’t hit home! She did piss me off royally though when a few days later a common friend told me that she had been chasing our cat when we weren’t at home – just to get back on us. So before we moved I placed all their underwear in his litter box one afternoon when they were out, then placing it back in the exact same order… 

Oh, and I’ve once been called an “awful, selfish person who keeps Darling Husband on a leash” when we didn’t attend an event. What we did instead? Well, I walked 30 km as part of a fundraiser campaign for breast cancer and Darling Husband was my support person along the road (providing change of shoes and lots of encouragement). I’m sorry, there are many things you can say about me – but that one thing I hardly think qualify as being selfish! 🙂

Post # 112
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342 posts
Helper bee

My ex-husband’s new wife called me “jealous” once. HAHAHA! Oh, honey, I’ve lived your life and I was married to him too. I’m SOO NOT jealous! If anything, I feel sorry for her.

I might be a little jealous at her cooking abilities, but I’m sure that’s not what she was referring to.

 

Post # 113
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Sugar bee

MissFormaldehyde:  Oh I get that it’s legal. It’s just eyeroll inducing. The store I worked out wasn’t able to allow non-food purchases with the food stamps but we also didn’t take credit or checks either so there’s that.

Post # 114
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1988 posts
Buzzing bee

Well, I am a public figure in my country. Two days ago I shared the news of my engagement on Facebook and Twitter. Main two newspapers screen grabbed my tweets and pics and sure enough, the news was in the newspapers sites within 20 minutes. I realized when people started tweeting me the links and got a high volume of follows.

The “insult” ? Because they described Fiance as a businessman (which he is and also am I), some idiots assumed he is a millionaire or something. So the insult is pretty much gold digger. Mind you, we both have our respective business ventures but we are very far from being even that comfortable. We work very hard for what we have (which is not much at the moment) and we spend very little in general. So yeah. So much for gold digger! O.o

Post # 115
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560 posts
Busy bee

niki2015:  ‘A month ago I got a comment from a patient that her rash on her a** is like the freckles I have on my face!’ 

I am so sorry it’s at your expense, I laughed so much now the tears where rolling down my cheeks. I am not sure if it was the statement or the audacity of someone actually saying it to your face! Unreal!

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Post # 116
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Bee Keeper

 

iarebridezilla:  I was once called a “dumb blonde” Nice try buddy I’m a brunette! Get your eyes checked!

Post # 117
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1780 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

iarebridezilla:  I once had a lady i used to work with (in her 50’s)…tell everyone that I was only with my Fiance (Then SO) for the money…i make 2x as much as him….and he was not working because he had broken his ankle at that time and since he physically couldnt do his job was laid off…but ok….since i worked 2 jobs and we live a very modest lifestyle…

This same lady was going around and even screamed at me in the nurses station that i should stop “lying and tell the truth” that i had lied about being sick and missing a few days of work and had really went to Mexico to get BUTT IMPLANTS! which 1.) i didnt know you could get butt implants and if i had and had the money for it…….i might do it…2.) I have a pancake butt…like zero booty….it makes me sad….a 2×4 has more curve then my butt….i am minus a butt….soo if i did get butt implants then apparently my doctor screwed up….( i shit you not and even funnier was the Docter who had treated me in the clinic while i was sick was in there and vouched for me that he gave me a perscription) best part was….when i was “lying” about being sick i came in 2x for iv fluids because i was so dehydrated and refused to be admitted to the hospital….it was commical…

also i got called a very nasty slang for mexican….which is odd…because im of german decent have light brown hair and green eyes and I am so pasty white i believe a Dracula has a better tan then i do….

Ive also in highschool been called an anorexic slut who stuffed my bra…as i sat in MY TANKINI swimsuit that was a touch to small in the chest (because apparently no matter what size top the breast part gets the same size)….and you could clearly see that there was no stuffing (I was 18 dumb and trying to flirt with college guys home on break when this happened….so not exactly hidding my better assets…) while you could see my belly pounch and the fact that we were all at the lake drinking beers and eating cheesburgers with bacon, smores, and just about every junk food you could think of….because that is clearly anorexic behavoir…(i term my appetite for that day as beer munchies….i get ravenous when i used to drink beer…weird i know)….oh and i was a virgin at the time…and they were all teasing me because i didnt know sex terms…

sometimes you just gotta laugh at the audacity of some people trying to hurt you….my good friend and i still laugh about the butt implant thing…because seriously i should of had a follow up appointment to fill them up or something because i still am big curvy booty-less…

Post # 118
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

sweetchiquita12:  me too! i have gotten that a few times…its like uhhh….ok………..no….

Post # 120
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

This was a while ago, before I met my husband. I was on a second date with a guy, and he had invited me over to his house. After dinner, we went outside and sat by the fire. It was a bit chilly that night, and my feet were cold. I took my shoes off so I could hold my (recently pedicured) feet up to the fire and warm them up. He then told me that I had big, gigantic monkey toes. I don’t. My feet are really normal, and I’ve even been told by other people that I have pretty feet. That wasn’t the only weird thing that happened that night, and needless to say, we didn’t see each other again.

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