What's the most 'WTF' thing someone has ever said to you?

posted 1 year ago in The Lounge
Post # 31
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2018

 Also I’m 32 but I have the ultimate baby face!! The other day at the wine shop the guy at the counter looked at me & said I hope you’re 18… Then at the supermarket, they grab my ID & show their co workers at the check out. Then say I can’t believe you’re that old. You only look 25. Every single time!! It’s a bit bloody rude.

Also I’ve been declined jobs as they reckon I’m too young. Don’t care to check out my cv for dates. It’s a blessing and a curse I tell you.

Once at 20, I was ID’d for buying fireworks and the age at the time was 14!!

Post # 32
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1051 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2019

In life or about wedding planning?

In life, I had a guy tell me once that he had opened up a portal to another dimension as a child and was now possessed by the soul of a television character who lived there (Angel, the good vampire from Buffy the Vampire Slayer).  That was pretty WTF.

In terms of wedding planning, my uncle asked if there would be food.  No, unc.  We’ll give everyone a bow and a quiver of arrows and you need to sort yourself out for lunch.

Post # 33
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447 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2017

I decided to wear make up to work a few, I usually work in a kitchen so I just never bother.

Co-worker “Can you go back to not wearing make up, I don’t like that you’re pretty.

Customer  “Oh my god Nerk! You’re so pretty why do you hide behind your glasses all the time!”

It got me wondering how ugly I actually am… at least I know my makeup game is strong.

Post # 34
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Worker bee

*trigger warning: suicide* 

I was going through a divorce and the hospital called me as the next of kin for my then soon to be ex. He had been shot and I get to the hospital and his mom was already there talking to the detectives. While I’m standing there she says, “If he shot himself, it’s because of her. They’re divorcing.” We all just turn and look at her. I had already been through years of her psycho craziness so it didn’t even phase me. 

He finally succeeded three years later. Pretty sure I was still blamed, even though he was engaged to his next victim. 

Post # 35
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2000

morethanyesterday :  mine was about a month after my daughter passed away and we were taking our son toting with my bff and her hubs they had 2 kids at that time and they were running around being nutty and he looked at us and said ugh u are lucky to have just 1!!!!!

wtf my daughter just passed away a month ago fuck off!!!!

Post # 36
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Honey bee

I had someone tell me that they were surprised I’m not white because my name is Rebecca and when they talked to me on the phone (before meeting), I “sounded white” and didn’t have a “black accent.”

Post # 37
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745 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2000

xiexie :  omg!!!!! I needed a good laugh 😂 

both got me!!!

Post # 38
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375 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2017

I have a funny one… I answered my front door a few months ago and the guy asked if my parents were home. I said that my parents dont live here and then he asked if the home owner was here to which I said hi, I am the home owner. His eyes bulged out of his head and he blurted out “how old ARE you, no way you can own a home”. I had no idea how to respond and at this point my husband heard and came to the door. He stuttered because he clearly was supposed to sell me something but then started laughing . Then he just looks at Darling Husband and said “Good job man” then looked at me and told me to keep doing what I was doing because it was working and walked away… weirdest encounter in the span of a minute and offensive.

Post # 39
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Worker bee

mrsnitti17 :  hahaha… Well… How old are you really? I’m going to be way more impressed if you’re 64 than I am if you’re 22. 😂 Either way, it’s pretty awesome, though  

Post # 40
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2017

My high school friend and I used to go to her house after school everyday, and her mom didn’t work, so she was always home when we got there. Some important context is my mom worked full time then and has done so my whole life; she busts her ass.

One day when my mom came up in conversation, my friend’s mom decided it would be totally appropriate to tell me: “Real mothers are home when their children get home from school.”

To this day, it’s still the worst thing anyone’s said to my face. Don’t insult my momma. 😠

Post # 41
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745 posts
Busy bee

Was at a funeral today. A lady, without any warning or asking, pulled the back of my shirt down to see my tattoo and just went “wow.” I was just standing there when I felt a cold hand on my nape of my neck pulling my shirt down. 

Post # 42
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375 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2017

cpabee :  25, but I do look 25. I have no idea how young this man thought I was though because the face he made makes me feel like I looked 15

Post # 43
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887 posts
Busy bee

missviolet92 :  I relate to this SO much! All of high school and college I was 5’ 8” and hovered at 95-100 lbs. So many people called me anorexic (I was skinny, but not even close to anorexia skinny. You couldn’t see my ribs or anything extreme like that) and I had soooo many people ask “do you not eat” when in fact I ate more than all my friends and  most people my age. I’ve been trying to gain weight for years now in fact!!! At parties the host would come around to everyone to ensure everyone got food (note: his would he by the time everyone had gotten firsts if not seconds) and when they’d get to me they ask the generic  “did you eat enough, please don’t be shy to get more etc etc?”

Me with my now empty plate off of which I ate sufficient food: “yes thank you it was great” 

Host: “Oh yeah I can see how much you ate.”

Me: *turns to bff* “I ate plenty, no?”

BFF to host: “oh yeah trust me, she ate plenty- more than me I’m sure!” 

Host: laughs and says “ok” and walks off 

🤦🏻‍♀️

People are so damn obnoxious. 

Post # 44
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2000

cmsgirl :  thats fucked up I hate people like that I don’t care whether you are big or small physical fitness should be commended god what asses they were!

sorry that happened to ya! 

Post # 45
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2000

bretagne422 :  my momma was just like yours works full time plus. One time I went to a “friends “ house after school she offered me a glass of juice I said no thank you  her mom says no ahe cant we buy ours Im sure they get food stamp!

 I had no idea what food stamps could be.. but this bitch assumes because my mom had me at 15 that she was a welfare recipient what she did not know was my mom got her ged got imancipated and went to work at night and school in the day! Shout out to all the hard working parents out there!!

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