(Closed) What’s the worst flirting line you’ve ever heard?

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Sugar bee

This is kinda blunt like your other post but some guy at a house party, not even a big one, like ten people, at the end of the night put his arm around me and said ‘we should sleep together’, we hadn’t really even talked the whole night!

 

Post # 4
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

“Oh my god, you’re so hot—you look just like my sister”

Hmm…that one left a weird feeling in my stomach.

Post # 7
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: February 2010

my very first bf, freshman year of hs told me the “did you hear they changed the alphabet, they put U and I are together” line. i only dated him because sadly, i never had a bf before and wanted one. it didn’t last long.

Post # 8
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Helper bee

Guy: “So…do you like tennis?”

Me: “No, not really…”

Guy: “Me neither!” “We should totally get together and not play tennis sometime.”

 

Although I think it’s a little cute, lol. Creative to say the least. Still cheesy though…

Post # 9
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2009

@RenoRose – Ha ha!  Ok, so that one’s actually pretty cute.

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2010

Oh there’s plenty, but my favorite so far:

St. Patty’s Day I was outside a bar with my friend Melissa. She was smoking a cig & I gave it up for lent so we were just chatting &  we were 1/2assing a fire hydrant. 

Some young drunk NYPD comes up to us & says, “Well hello ladies, I just have to say – I’ve never wanted to be a fire hydrant so bad in my whole life.”

At least he got us laughing!! LOL

Post # 11
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Blushing bee

Somewhat similar to what @virginiamarie said…. except even a bit creepier…

Had a middle-aged man last year (I was 23) come up to me and start chatting with me at a bar. At one point he said… “You remind me of my daughter… she looks a lot like you except her boobs are bigger.” o.O I started to edge away from the bar and find my friends when he said… “Soo, can I buy you a drink?” SERIOUSLY? eeeeee… I ran away FAST!! What a creepster.

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

Do you need a man to spend all your money on?

 

Post # 13
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

“i think your panties should come party with my socks” lol

Post # 14
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

“Hey, my friend wants to have sex with you.”

Completely serious- nods across bar toward friend.  :/

Post # 15
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

I have also gotten a LOT of:

“I want to take you home, hold you in my arms.”  (Barf.)

In college I got a lot of:

“Wanna come over and hit my bong?” 

 

Post # 16
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

So, I went on a date with this guy who I’d know from hanging out at punk shows, and we’d seen eachother around, and knew some of the same people. He asked me out one night, and not so much a pick up line, but his attempt at “flirting” with me was to, creepily, blow on the back of my neck and say “rawwwwr”.

So.Creepy.

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