(Closed) What’s the worst “health food” you’ve had?

posted 11 years ago in Food
Post # 47
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: December 1969

I’ve never had seaweed salad, but I have had seaweed crackers and would have preferred to have licked a public toilet.  I think that the cooking process may have brought out a moldy taste. 

Post # 48
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Busy bee

Tofu and soy milk.

I could throw up every time I hear someone order a soy latte at Starbucks. I just. cant. do it.

Post # 49
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house!

I second the SoyJoy. They are so, so, so bad. I’m not picky at all, and when I tried to eat one I was STARVING and still spit it out. 🙂

 

Also, those Wasa (I think?) flat cracker/bread things. It’s like chewing on the lovechild of packing peanuts and corrugated cardboard.

Post # 51
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house!

I know! One of my bffs told me that they were fabulous and I’d love them. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Even failed with cheese on them, and cheese fixes most things. :p

Post # 52
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Blushing bee

Lean Shake from GNC. DOnt do it!

Post # 53
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Aloe. My BF is big on eating well and he had this bottled aloe that’s supposed to be really good for you.

It was DISGUSTING! Bleck! Can’t even describe what it tasted like, but it was just…so wrong for my tongue. So wrong. I’d take the seaweed salad any day.

Post # 54
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2009

 I think I draw the line at “fakin’ bacon” . It’s just not right. I think it’s something about the coloring , it reminds me too much of the Beggin’ Strips dog treats. And honestly , it’s not like I NEED bacon to live.

Post # 55
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2009

If I was elected president, my first action would be to outlaw tofu!

Post # 57
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 1969

I was at Trader Joe’s (like Whole Foods) and needed to get waffles to bring to work for breakfast (I made themt here every monring.) They were out of the ones I normally got and only had glutin-free ones, I figured no big deal. UM WRONG. I want to buy everyone who has to live glutin-free a pony. It smelled like death while toasting and tasted like the mutant child of a rice cake and mcdonald’s styrofoam packaging. Even syrup didn’t save them 🙁

Post # 58
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2009

So I had a new experience. I am in love with this “live” granola … it is amazing and so healthy. Well they have bars also and so I bought them. I thought they would be amazing … I think the flavor was supposed to be banana … it was green and when I bit into it … I had the worst taste of my life. I cannot even relate it to anything … it was that bad- I couldn’t even breathe lol

Post # 59
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Helper bee

Fiance has celiac disease, so we’ve had some pretty rotten Girlfriend foods- he bought a pre-prepared frozen Girlfriend cookie that tasted like potatos, so bad hah

I can’t get past the taste of seaweed- and I’ve tried, really, in sushi form and salads, but I just can’t deal with it! I love Wasa crackers though, heh, any really bland high fiber things I LOVE, no clue why, I’m just drawn to them!!

Post # 60
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

Boyfriend can’t eat meat, so he eats Amy’s dinners. He likes the Country Cheddar Bowl (with the veggies) but everything else has had a terrible aftertaste! He does alot of veggie Subway subs at work 🙁

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