Post # 1
I was talking to customer service guy on the phone today and when he asked me for my number, he sounded exactly like this guy from Mad TV (serioulsy, that sketch makes me laugh SO hard every time). It reminded me of a time I was walking up the driveway to my condo and some dude was behind me singing “Say my name say my name…” – just that line, over and over. It was SO weird and funny. How is that supposed to entice me?! Possibly the worst pick up I’ve ever experienced.
Post # 3
This was forever ago, but I was leaving a party with my friends, and one of my friends ex-boyfriends offered to give all of us a ride home. I was the last one to get dropped off.. and right after we’re alone in the car together he says “You’re so beautiful I can’t take my eyes off you to watch the road” and proceeds to swerve all over the road. He followed that up with asking if I wanted him to go park the car somewhere so we could “have some fun”. Cause you know, almost getting into a car accident must have really turned me on! So gross! Other than asking where I lived, I’d never talked to this dude before. The next 5 minutes to get to my house were SO awkward.
Post # 4
Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg!!! That’s ridiculous!
Post # 5
The best one I got was “Baby!! I’ll take you anywhere in the world!!…..as long a you pay for half”.
Worst “So…..can we make out?”
Post # 6
This guy once serenaded me with that “shake what you got in them jeans” song. Soooo romantic
Post # 7
I was very young and this actually worked. It was my first boyfriend. I was waiting at the bus stop and this hot guy walks up to me.
Him: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: (blushing) No
Him: Do you want one?
I laughed at him thinking he was kidding. Yeah….lame, but it did work.
Post # 8
Ahhh these are classic. I love it 😉
Post # 9
Random stranger with an accent who started chatting me up in the mall while giving me ‘come hither’ eyes:
Him: “I have heard your city is beautiful to walk around. Perhaps you could give me a tour sometime and we can get to know each other.”
Me: “Sorry, I have a boyfriend.”
Him: *shrugs* “He can come too if you want.”
Post # 10
I went to college in Savannah which can be considered the “dirty south”.
The worst I ever got was “baby you need a thug in your life”
haha.. umm no.. I do not
Post # 11
“So, uhh…you look like Topanga from Boy Meets World.” I am told this ALL THE TIME, but not by random strangers…weird, just weird.
Post # 13
My favorite ever:
At the end of a concert at a small local bar, one one of the other people in the crowd came up to me and asked, as if he knew me,
“Hey, wanna go?”
Me, confused: “Go where?”
Him: “My place?”
Me: um, no thanks!
Post # 14
Oh I have a few but this one was good. ( bad ). When I was 17 I worked at this subs and salads shop. Before I was closing up a few of guys walk in, and tell me about how they are opening up for ” Our Lady Peace”, and that they are a band and told me the name.
Anyways, long story short, my best friend and I were drinking with them ( because we were 17, and loved to party), when the lead singer pulls me aside and said, “I don’t usually do this, but there’s something about you, I think we should hook up, it would be really beautiful.” Although, to be fair, it might not be the current lead singer, not sure…
LOL. I grabbed my girlfriend told them right then and there, we were leaving.
Post # 15
Once a guy tried giving me the “Do you come here often?” line. To his dismay, he used it at the store I worked at at the time.
Him: “Do you come here often?” (I had never seen him)
Me: “Yup, I actually work here. I’m getting paged. Gotta go.”
Post # 16
years ago i bartended in a bar and heard so many lines. i would be so cold and snide back to them. they must have thought i was a bitch. but they kept coming back.
one guy says to me, ‘you are one of the most beautiful woman i have ever seen.’
i respond, ‘yeah, buddy, that means a lot after 6 beers.’