(Closed) What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever gotten?

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 17
6511 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2012


Yelled out with a look of amazement and a slack jaw. 

Nothing like lots of beer to make men smooth lol

Post # 18
2649 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

Oh college…..guy: ” if you were a tree, and I was a squirrl, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?”

Me: not a chance in hell, but you get  points for origionality.”

Guy: so… Mabey?

Me: no.

Then one day I was sitting in the cafeteria eati breakfast it’s 8:30am

Guy: hi, what cha doing?

Me: eating a bagel.

Guy: do you wanna come to My place and play beer pong, and play so

E other games after that??”

Me: nope. I wanna sit here and eat my bagel 

Post # 19
4474 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

2 of mine were just adults trying to get my name and number when I was 13 and 15.  Yuck!


My other one happened at prom.  Drunk classmate came up to me, said “You look nice” and started grinding on me.  


Ok, I feel dirty now.

Post # 20
699 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

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@sarahbabs:  LOL. But boobs I at least understand–I once had a guy in the subway yell “Nice ankles!” at me. Now that’s a weird fetish….

I think the best/worst I ever got was:

Him: I really want to sleep with you, and if you’re not gonna sleep with me, I’m gonna go talk to someone else.

Me: I’m not gonna sleep with you.

Him: something or other blah blah blah

Me: Wait, you promised you’d stop talking to me!

Post # 21
212 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

LOl my BFF had her bachelorette party in April and her theme was camouflage. Guy walked up and says “what would you say if I told you I just bought a smith and Wesson?”

Me: ” that you bought a gun?”

Post # 22
51 posts
Worker bee

I was riding the bus one day and the thug-looking guy sitting next to me randomly turned to me and said “you have abeautiful aura. If I see you in the neighborhood again could I buy you some jack in the box or a big gulp?”

Post # 23
2977 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

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@LolaMonster:  Wow, nothing wins me over like a jack in the box hamburger and a big gulp. smooth!

Post # 24
1015 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

True story –

Guy – “Did it hurt?”

me – “Did what hurt?”

guy – “When you fell from heaven”


“Do your feet hurt? (pause for effect) Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

Post # 25
577 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

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@scadadle15:  I think you’ve got the winner, so far. 😀

I have never had anyone attempt to pick me up before. I have been hit on by sketchy guys when I worked as a cashier at Walmart though.

For those looking for some REALLY original lines, check out this (NSFW) video:

Post # 26
2201 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Baby if you were a laser beam you would be set to stunning.


Post # 27
1406 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

I was traveling with my sister in Ireland.  A guy came out of a bar and said “I know you!”  I just looked at him like I’ve never seen you in my life.  He said “Your clothes are gonna be on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning!”  I was Ok, whatever and kept walking.

Post # 28
79 posts
Worker bee

I was driving and stopped in traffic. A guy pulled up along side, wound down his window, raised his eyebrows, quacked at me, and winked.

He quacked at me. Like a duck.

Post # 29
118 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: December 2014

“I wish you were my teddy bear, so I could cuddle you in my bed tonight”.

It could have been cute coming from the right person, but this was a guy that I worked with. The most awkward part was that I also worked with his WIFE. And they had a young baby. And I was seventeen and he was at least thirty.


Post # 30
1812 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

“I’d Do You.  I like chunky girls”

geeee thanks…..  I would have thought he was just being a bit of a git and trying to get a reaction, but he ended up following me around the club all night asking for my number.

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