Post # 32
Wow, these are phenomenal. I have a number of good ones. I seem to attract the weirdest stories.
– My hair is frizzy, I am wearing jeans, and have a badly-shaped packsack falling off my shoulders. It’s an off day. A guy walks up to me while I am waiting to cross the road: “Oh my God, what can I say before such beauty?”
– At a dance, strange guy tells me dramatically as we are dancing for the first time: “We can do whatever we want to do tonight, be whoever we want to be.” I reply (sarcastically): “Good. Because I just got out of jail after 10 years for manslaughter.” He suddenly can’t find words.
– Strange man with a thick foreign accent asks me for directions on the street: “Do you know a place where I can buy some food?” I give him directions. He continues: “Also, do you know a place where I can buy a woman?” I stare at him! “Just kidding” he says. (Not very funny).
– “Hey lady, you have one fiiiiiiiine ass.”
Post # 33
A guy once walked up to me in a bar and asked if I wanted to have sex…
Sure, it wasn’t class but at least he was honest.
I said no, for the record.
Post # 34
I have no idea if the guy was truely trying to pick me up, but….
I was standing in line at a drink fountain at a cafe and this guy at the front of the store with some buddies bolts over, gives me a huge hug, picks me up, swings me around, and said “SARAH!!!” or some other name that wasn’t mine. When he put me down, I recovered and told him I was, indeed, not Sarah. He tried to convince me that I knew him…..or that my name was Sarah.
His buddies were laughing in the background like this was either a terrible line, practical joke or an awful mistake.
Post # 35
I play roller derby, and a guy at a bout (a game) came up to me, I’m still sweaty and gross from playing and goes
“I could make you that sweaty again, without all the skating. You just gotta come back to my place”
I skated as fast as I could to my boyfriend and like threw my self at him.
Post # 37
I was at a club with some friends and I was taking a breather and sitting down on a bench. This sleazy dude, I kid you not, slides down the bench to sit next to me, looks me up and down and says “You look foreign.”
My response? “You look like an idiot.” and I got up and walked away.
Post # 38
My worst pick-up line ever? Well, there was this insanely hot guy at my friend’s house and I couldn’t keep my eyes off him. He was sitting there playing his guitar and focusing on singing and I was awestruck. Then…he noticed me, and the first thing that came out of his mouth wasn’t anything sweet or quirky, but “You’re staring pretty hard, aren’t you?” JJJJJJERK. Worst way to try to entice a girl; ever.
I now call that jerk Fiance. (Turns out, I embarrassed him and he thought there was something on his face, and he couldn’t decide if I was staring because of his smokin’ body, or because something was wrong with him…hah.)
Post # 39
“If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, can I visit in between holidays?”….or something like that
*I got that one when I was 14, mind you.*
More recently there was this guy (and a friend of his who was laughing the whole time) standing behind me, I was on a corner waiting to cross the street and NOBODY else was around, he just started screaming off names to get my attention, “Lauren, Alicia, Danielle, Christina, Nicole….” (I guess he thought he would hit one and it would be mine)…
Post # 41
I was in the candy aisle of walmart at 2am looking wonderful in my sweats, glasses, and messy hair. And a guy came up to me and said “Girl, you don’t need candy. You’re sweet enough already.”
I couldn’t do anything but stare at him. At first I thought it was kinda clever but then I realized he’d probably been standing in that aisle for hours waiting for a girl to use that line on. Creepy!
Post # 42
haha I should have mentioned the guy was also 14 LOL
Post # 43
I was at work and my coworker was buying duct tape, he was like “how would you like it if I took this duct tape and tied you up with it and took you to my place and took advantage of you?”
Eewwwww, plus he’s like 6 years older than me and my Fiance was just about ready to propose haha. He was like saying it in the creepy voice and winking which made it way creepier!
Post # 44
I wasn’t sure if he was trying to pick me up or not, but the weirdest thing any guy has ever said to me was, “Will you please take off your shoe? I want to look inside it.”
Post # 45
thaaaaaaat made me gag. yuck!
I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I had on yoga pants. The guy in front of me turned around (he was like, 50) and eyed me up and down and said, “What gym do you go to?” I smiled real big and thought “oh! I will tell him about the YMCA!” So I said, “I go to the Y! I love it!” He then said, “Well it’s workin’….reaaaal well” (while eyeing me up and down AGAIN with a slimy look on his face).
I’m so stupid! LOL I probably would have friendly conversation with a serial killer without even knowing. I had no idea he was trying to hit on me HAHA. How dumb!
Post # 46
Wow some of these are unbelievable! I have one to share too: A seedy looking guy once sat next to me in a bus, proceeded to tell me that he was very rich and had a first flight ticket to Europe the following week. He continues to brag about his ‘wealth’ and asks if I have a partner to go home too.
My reaction: feign sleep. That shut him up.