(Closed) What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever gotten?

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 62
586 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I was walking down the side walk with two of my friends and a car pulls up next to us and is going really slow. The passanger leans out as far as he possibly can out of the car and asks me “Can you come a little closer so I can tap that?” I then started walking through people’s yards to get as much distance as I could from him. My friends teased me about it for weeks. They still tell me that my big butt gets me too much attention.

Another time I was so creeped out I don’t remember exactly what he said but just how it was done was bad. I was at a concert with my Fiance (then BF) and this creepy guy comes up and I see he has a wedding ring on. He disappears in the crowd for a bit and when he comes back his ring is gone. He then comes up to me and says something about how he wants to bring me back to his place and his friend says “I don’t think your wife would like that” The guy hitting on me gave the evil look to his friend and he continued to talk to me even though my Fiance was directly behind me. My Fiance put his arms around my waist and the guy continued talking so my Fiance directed me away in the crowd.

Both guys were at least 50 and I wasn’t 18 yet.

Post # 63
487 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I’ve had some awful ones. The worst I can think of:

When I was 16 and worked on a cheese/cold meat counter. A guy who must have been in his 30’s wearing a floral shirt walked up and said “I’d like a nice bit of meat, not too much fat on it please. Actually, you look like a nice piece of meat, not much fat on you, how about you sit your buttocks upon that meat slicer. Mmmm”. I just stared at him in disbelief. He then said “You don’t have much of a sense of humour do you” to which I responded “Oh I do, but that just wasn’t very funny. It was creepy. You weirdo.” and then he kind of ran off lol. What a pervert.

About a year ago – the local heroin addicts often pretend to be homeless (they’re not, I actually know where they live) and often beg outside the train station. When I was buying my ticket from the machine there were two of them hanging around – one older guy and one very young guy. The older guy approaches me and says “What I want from you is change so I can get into the night shelter. And then I want you to take home my friend over there” pointing to the other guy who is grinning and winking and nodding. I kind of panic (it’s late and getting dark and not many people around and I am no longer the ballsy 16 year old I was with that previous story) and blurt out “err sorry I’m married” to which he tries to lecture me that I’m too young (I’m 28, but look younger). Extremely thankful that there are barriers that you can only go through with a ticket. Would not have liked to wait there for my train otherwise. I ran through those barriers lol.

Post # 64
54 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: January 2010

The guy looked at me and said : ” Hi princess!!!”.

I actually liked him form the gym but I thought that was soooooooooooooo cheesy that it killed it for me!

Post # 65
928 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

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@OrchidsandCandles:  Eiw…….!


This wasn’t really a pick up line but…I was on the subway the other day listening to my iPod when this guy across from me waves his subway map trying to get my attention. I figure he’s a tourist looking for directions so I take of an ear bud so I can hear him. After answering a question or two about subway stops he asks me what I’m listening to and then proceeds to put my free ear bud in. his. ear. And then goes ‘Hey, I really like sharing the music with you. I bet we can make some really nice rhythm together.’



Post # 66
4272 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

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@Spoonie:  That totally reminds me of our friend!! We were all at a bar and he is going on about some girl he has his eyes on. He was being really drunk and rowdy, so I was getting annoyed and said “well go talk to her then!” I was hoping that she would take him home or something, just go away! haha

He goes up behind the girl and says, “mmmmmmmmm”. Right in her ear! She was freaked out of course and when he came back over to me. I said, “Really??!!”

Post # 67
96 posts
Worker bee

I’m in the bookstore, and I ask the guy, “Do you have a section on Spirituality?” A nearby guy chimes in and says, “If you want spirit, I’ve got spirit!”

Post # 68
3182 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Guy I knew – “Hey Natalie are you coming to the cook out tomorrow”

Me – “What cookout?”

Guy – “The one where I put my meat on your grill”

Post # 69
146 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

At a dance club, a guy asked me what I did.  When i responded, he said – like homer simpson?  Way to go for comparisons guy.

Post # 70
1991 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

I was working at the mall (in the Pink part of victoria’s secret actually) and some guy walked in and said “well i was walking by, and I felt I needed to come back in to talk to you.  you just seem really cool and I’d love to do something sometime”

wtf buddy.  I’m standing in a teen store folding neon panties. Awkward.

Post # 71
3941 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

At a bar:

Do you like salad?

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