Whats the worst thing that you have caught your husband doing

posted 4 months ago in Emotional
Post # 61
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299 posts
Helper bee

KittyYogi :  Right? I’m having the same thought process, and I am coming up blank with “worse” things that he’s done. I mean besides drying my expensive hang dry only leggings and sometimes playing video games for too long, he’s really a pretty stand up guy. Finding *actual* bad things is cause for concern and reflection on why you’re with this person.

Post # 62
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

sunburn :  I’m glad I’m not the only person who has a favorite wooden spoon. Incidentally, my husband also has a favorite wooden spoon, different from mine. Destroying or defacing a beloved wooden spoon is grounds for divorce in our house. We take our wooden spoons very seriously. 

Post # 64
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

Ask him how he likes his robot dick! 

danakxox :  

Post # 65
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164 posts
Blushing bee

I’ve caught him chewing his fingernails when he’s really trying to stop that habit. It used to be water bottle caps too, but I think that one is officially dead.

He’s also been known to only clean the inside of pots and pans, not the outside at all. When I ask him why he says “what? food only goes on the inside!”

Post # 66
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Busy bee

Hair. Just hair. Everywhere.

He also likes to take “shortcuts” when doing DIY and has now marked every wall in the house as a result.

When we got our new carpet I WARNED him not to drag any furniture along it as it would pull and mark it. The next day caught him shoving the heaviest of heavy kingsize beds across it…. Carpet marked..

but generally – he is a little domestic goddess, and would probably say that I am much more guilty of all the bad things you Bees have pointed out!!! (And he wouldn’t be lying..)

Post # 67
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2019

Walking away from a cupboard/closet without closing it. The nerve. 

Post # 68
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2019 - City, State

pinkshoes :  Mine does this too. Or falls asleep watching TV and ends up sleeping the whole night on the couch. He did it 3 nights in a row this week, but I’m not even mad because then he’s not snoring in my ear! lol

Miss-Mauverick :  Right? What is that?! How did they make it to adulthood? I had to teach Fiance how to cut veggies more efficiently when we started dating. No wonder he never made salads, it took him friggen 3 hours to cut everything up!

MancBee :  This is atrocious… I hope you get out of this awful relationship, no one should ever be treated that way!!

 

Post # 69
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2018

Yesterday my Darling Husband brought a spoonful of peanut butter to eat on the couch (which is questionable behavior to begin with) and as I’m watching I see the peanut butter start to droop over the sides of the spoon and drip onto one of my throw pillows. I yelled, “Get your ass in the kitchen!” and I startled him so bad that he jerked and sent peanut butter flying in all directions. I had to throw the whole man away.

Post # 70
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2015 - City, State

He forgets to use the poo pourri toilet spray almost every single time he poops. After he comes out of the bathroom I’ll ask him, “Did you use the poo spray?” And he will just not answer me or he’ll lie and say he did when I can tell he didn’t…

Post # 71
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Newbee
  • Wedding: City, State

Maybe not the worst thing he’s ever done but definitely one of the strangest… Came home from running errands last week to find my man vacuuming the coffee table. 

Post # 72
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Bumble bee

My very sweet husband “helps,” put things away.  Weeks or months later I will be in his closet for some reason and it’s piled to the ceiling.  He’s been “helping put things away,” by stashing them in his own closet until it’s not usable.  Then I have to clean it out so he can have a proper closet.  It’s so sweet and so stupid lol.  

Post # 73
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313 posts
Helper bee

Using the kitchen rags, scrubbers and brushes for the wrong things. He says my system is too confusing and his family used one rag for everything.. wtf. 

Post # 74
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762 posts
Busy bee

Putting the heating on and then leaving all doors and curtains open…  Was he born in a field?!!

🤷🏻‍♀️

Post # 75
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Blushing bee

The worst thing? I mean there are a lot of cutesy things that I have caught him up to. I think the worst thing I caught him doing was trying for anal lol! This was ages ago when we first started having sexy times. Way before we got engaged. He used to put his finger around that area. I didn’t mind. Then he escalated into putting his finger inside. Fine… But then he wanted to go for two fingers, so I kinda understood where he was going with this. I firmly removed his hand and said, “no thank you.” It was a valiant effort and if you enjoy that, good on you! Go for it! Fantastic! I decided to pass. We’re married now so it clearly wasn’t a deal breaker. 🙂

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