Whats the worst thing that you have caught your husband doing

posted 7 months ago in Emotional
Post # 76
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2018

MrsGirlyGirl :  ha, you use that?! I’ve never seen it or known anyone to use it irl, I thought its existence was an urban legend! Are you in the US, is it common there? 

Post # 77
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353 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2019

After a week of religiously going to the gym, clean eating, and announcing every 5 minutes that he was on a diet, I woke up around 1 am to find him chowing down on a large Dominos pizza in the living room watching Netflix. 

Another time on the weekend when I was running errands, I stopped home in between places and found him butt naked in bed pretending to nap. Apparently I had interrupted his “me time”. So then we had “WE time.” 😂😂😂

Post # 78
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2198 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2019 - Chateau Lake Louise

girlfriendphd :  OMG This made me laugh so hard.

Anal hygiene. 

I’m ded

Post # 79
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2019 - Chateau Lake Louise

While he’s otherwise a fairly tidy person who takes care of his own whatnot, I have known him 3.5 years and he has NEVER ONCE cleaned a toilet or the shower. 

I tend to bathe more than shower, but occasionally I’ll wander in there and see the black ick in the grout, and the pink slime on the floor and I am like 

CLEAN THE GODDAMNED SHOWER

His response is “I don’t have my glasses on, so I can’t tell when it’s dirty.”

To which I replied “You can just assume that after 2 years, it needs a scrub.”

Post # 80
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469 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2018

He’s since made an effort for a healthier lifestyle, but he used to stay up too late and I’d often find food missing or suspicious McDonald’s bags in the morning. 

Now it’s mostly trying to recycle plastics that aren’t actually recyclable. I don’t know how he still hasn’t learn those rules, but he’s trying I guess. 

Post # 81
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2015 - City, State

secondtimer18 :  lmao yes. I’m in the US. I use it every single time I poop. The spray gets rave reviews on Amazon so I can’t be the only one who uses it!

Post # 82
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2017

He went to the store during Girl Scout cookie season and DIDN’T BUY ME COOKIES! He figured I already had some. 

I nearly left him. Instead I made a new rule: you always buy at least one box. There’s no such thing as too many Girl Scouts cookies. 

Post # 83
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Blushing bee

Not anything shady. Just gross. Pooping while he was on the phone with me type of stuff. Most of these things people are sharing are actually just cute, inscrutable things. sboom :  

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