(Closed) Where do babies come from?

posted 8 years ago in Babies
Post # 3
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2010

Well, Melissa, when a man and a woman…j/k! LOL.

Post # 4
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: March 2010

LOL @Melissa you’re so funny! πŸ™‚

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

UPS!

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 1969

LOL! THE STORK!

Post # 7
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

Okay no joke… I’m going to tell you what my parents told me when I was little. It made perfect sense at the time and I could not figure out why my older cousins kept asking me to explain it and then giggling!

“When a man and a woman are in love and are married to each other, they pray to God for a baby. Then when a woman eats something with seeds like an orange or a watermelon, God turns the seed into a baby!”

lies… all lies…. πŸ™‚

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 1969

True life: When I was REALLY little, I thought babies came from kissing, (being too young to know the difference between sexual kissing and family kisses) so I used to check the toilet for babies.

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

@corgi- LOL that is so funny! My best friends parents told her that her mom swallowed a pumpkin seed!

Post # 10
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

Lol @  corgitales and kjpugs!  I came from a family that told it like it was.  Not sure if that was helpful or scary as crap.  Probably the latter now that I think about it.  You know what else helped explained it?  I was like 10 when I saw my Mother give birth to my little brother.  The PERFECT birth control.  Omg, it was so traumatizing.

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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

Bwah ha ha ha! I ASKED my parents where they came from. More specifically, my mom, in the car while it was raining, on the way to my grandparents. I heard something at a slumber party that didn’t QUITE make sense.

Post # 13
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Buzzing bee

heh, I watched a cartoon video when I was in 3rd grade at a friend’s slumber party and that’s how I learned. I’m not sure what I believed before that. All I know is I was laughing soooooo much at the begning because naked cartoon boy babies were crawling around and they had little penises (they were shaped like a U lol). To an 8 year old, that’s seriously funny stuff lol One of my friends had to cover my mouth because I was laughing so much and she didn’t want me to wake my friend’s mom. Thought I was gonna pee my pants, seriously.

Post # 14
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

LOL our little (3 year old) God-daughter just asked her dad where babies came from a few weeks ago.

I’m not sure exactly what he said to her, but what she heard (and now tells everyone, including perfect strangers!!!) is that the woman eats a baby whole, that’s how the baby gets inside, then when it is ready, it just comes out. hahaha!!

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

I grew up on a farm. Needless to say, my innocent eyes saw lots of things they shouldn’t have. My parents had to tell me the truth…I thought the pigs were hurting each other.

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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

this is to funny…lmao @ ups!

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