(Closed) Who farted first?

posted 3 years ago in Relationships
Post # 2
463 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2016

Best. Thread.ever.

he did about two weeks in. 


Post # 3
3395 posts
Sugar bee

This thread makes my day! He did and I laughed till I cried.

Post # 4
1262 posts
Bumble bee

We all have different rules about this, doesn’t make them better or worse. We try to keep it to an absolute minimum but do laugh together if it happens.

Post # 5
2814 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2015 - City, State

Ugh I did. He made me laugh about something before we were going to bed and it slipped right out. He’s also heard me fart on the toilet (with the bathroom door shut). I told him bathroom ones don’t count so he’s only “heard” me do it once.

Post # 6
2699 posts
Sugar bee

He did – 2nd date. I was out of the room and when I returned he was sitting there on the couch totally red-faced looking like he swallowed a canary. I didn’t know why he had that look on his face until I got partway into the room and it was as if I’d walked into a force field. Before I could stop myself I said WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE??? He said the dog farted. Now I knew my adorable little pup didn’t have ANYthing come out of his sweet little body smelling like that! It was ridiculous. I teased him about that for YEARS.

Post # 7
445 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2018

I don’t remember who farted first or when.  But the most memorable fart was him, about 3 months in.  We had gone to dinner with my family to celebrate his getting a new job.  We drove separately from my family so it was just the two of us that were in my car.  So anyway, after dinner, we got in my car and instantly I became confused, thinking one of my dogs had pooped in the car earlier (but that didn’t make sense since they hadn’t been in the car for a few days) and why would it smell now all of the sudden… then as I was turning on my car, realized my SO was quickly trying to put the window down on his side… then it hit me – the smell was his FART!!!  It smelled SO bad but it was so funny!

We fart in front of each other and burp and we don’t care.  Actually we do – we say “ooh, good one!”  We’re such nerds.  (I love it!)

Post # 8
931 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2017

I did! 6 months in. We were in my living room and I had my head in his lap on the couch. He made me laugh and out it came! Not even a toot…it had bass to it! I screamed and we both started laughing hysterically. We are comfortable doing anything in front of eachother. 

Post # 9
9527 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

Our first few months together we shared a hotel room. The first week I had an upset stomach and asked him to go to the hotel bar to get me a glass of wine. He pointed out I already had some. I tried to bribe him into buying hmi a drink at the bar. I really couldn’t think of another excuse where we were at that time of night. He again refused. Oh well, broke the sexy mystic within the first week. 

But we knew each other a long time before dating and knew each other’s not so pleasant body noises.

Post # 10
530 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

hisbrideforever:Β  He started the war about 3 months in. I’m determined to finish it.Β 

Post # 11
575 posts
Busy bee

I did. I thought it would be a silent fluff of air that would leave no trace of its existence. I was wrong. It was silent, but definitely left its mark on the nostrils. I was pretty mortified. He had a good sense of humor about it though, and still jokes about that being the moment he knew I was “the one.”Β 

A few weeks later he had a fart attack in his sleep, it sounded like fire crackers going off in the bed. After that I considered us even.


Post # 12
405 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2016

Maybe we’re weird. We don’t make it a competition or think it’s obscene. We both have/do work in medicine. It’s natural. 

That being said, we just don’t if we can help it.

Technically I was the first. When we started sleeping together, I was deeply asleep and startled him awake πŸ˜‰


Post # 13
98 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

Ha. I was first. He was tickling me.  I could feel it coming and was telling him to stop. He didn’t and out it came. He then laughed so hard, that he farted as well. It was hilarious, and we still laugh about it years later. 

Post # 14
1480 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

hisbrideforever:  Darling Husband did about 3 months in, thank god! I asked him if we were “doing this now” and he said “go for it!” I actually think it was worse when we didn’t because we’d hold it in and it’d get all rumbly and just awful.

My step mom REFUSES to fart in front of/around my dad and insists she doesn’t poop (ever lol) either. I’m like…HOW DO YOU LIVE?!? 

Post # 15
4252 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

Haha well apparently I was napping and let one RIP once and that was the first time we heard each other fart.  I do have IBS so unfortunately gas is a part of my life whether I like it or not.  Like that one time during sex a few months ago when he made me laugh and I let one go accidentally…super romantic!

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