(Closed) Who farted first?

posted 4 years ago in Relationships
Post # 16
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2016

He did then told me “sharing is caring” its now pretty much said instead of excuse me! I still giggle like a child everytime I do it near him though lol

Post # 17
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Sugar bee

It’s highly probable that Fiance farted probably on the day we met…. His most memorable and most hilarious fart was when he got out of bed naked with his butt facing the wall, about 1ft away from it – and let one rip… It was HUGE and he turned around as if he was checking to make sure he didn’t mark the freshly pained wall with his fart LOL.. It was so funny I nearly peed my pants I was laughing so hard.

Post # 18
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

I did :/ I was falling asleep snuggled up against him and I farted ON him! I wanted to die and we both just pretended I was asleep, but it came up months later and he said he was awake and was trying so hard not to laugh! 

Post # 19
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

It was definitely him!! I held them in for a few months, but when I finally let one slide, there was no turning back… Now we’re completely comfortable with each other and it’s definitely a competition…. One that he usually wins…

Post # 20
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Busy bee

I did. About a year or so into our relationship I told him “wow, we made it almost a full year without farting in front of each other!” he laughed and told me that the first time I spent the night at his place (probably about a month or so into the relationship), that as I was falling asleep, i let one rip. I was so embarassed! I tried so hard not to do that in front of him for that first year. Hahaha. 

We laugh about it now and farting in front of each other isnt embarrassing anymore. 

Post # 21
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2016

He did. I don’t remember exactly when but I know the first year was basically fart free. After that…farts everywhere! I swear he is the most flatulent person on the planet! I asked him one day how he managed to hold all those farts in our first year. He said it was the hardest year of his life! Ha!

Post # 22
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2015

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hisbrideforever:  He did 🙂  When it comes to stuff like that I always wait until he does it first then it’s free reign for me to do it also lol

Post # 23
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Helper bee

I just asked him and he thinks I did, but I think he did. We’ll never know for sure!

Post # 24
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2016

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hisbrideforever:  him definitely! I’m not a prude generally, but i am when it comes to farts and burps. I don’t like farting in public (which I define as being outside of the bathroom haha), I don’t do it in front of my sisters or best friends either.

I encourage him to hold it for the bathroom too

Post # 25
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Blushing bee

Haha love this question. I did and I’m not ashamed of it 😂 it’s hard keeping it all in especially after a nice big meal!

Post # 26
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2017

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hisbrideforever:  He did. Like a week or two in. So shameless. I still cant openly fart. Sometimes I would ninja fart and it ends up louder or stinkier than I anticipated. And then he knows. If he didnt hear but it stink  I blame the dog. But about 75% I fart away from him. I love hanging out on the couch it hides farts well lol

We’ve been together 4 years.

Post # 27
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Helper bee

He did. About a month in. I was relieved!!!!! when I have to fart it’s like fart or die. A bit of IBS I suppose. I try not to fart unless I have to and he does the same so that when either of us do we are sympathetic towarss one another like “oh good honey, now you feel better!  Lol. 

Post # 28
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2017 - City, State

He did first. In his sleep. I don’t have the heart to tell him cause he thinks he still has a clean record in the fart department.

Post # 29
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2014

LOL pretty sure it was him. Don’t remember when it was though haha.

Post # 30
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Blushing bee

I have no idea who did it first, but he’s the first boyfriend I’ve ever been able to fart in front it. And god does it make a difference just for how comfortable you feel in general!!

Can not imagine being in a relationship where I didn’t feel comfortable about my bodily functions anymore… 

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