(Closed) Who hogs the bed!?!

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
  • poll: Who hogs the bed?
    Me : (84 votes)
    38 %
    Husband/SO : (80 votes)
    37 %
    Neither- THE DOG! : (55 votes)
    25 %
  • Post # 32
    1570 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2014

    I think me and Fiance are in a constant war at night about who gets more bed lmao…Last night I won. The other night I lost horribly…God, I cannot wait to get a king sized bed…

    Post # 33
    1570 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2014

    Also, we dont share blankets because, that just does not work well.

    Post # 34
    1990 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    We have a queen bed and since we moved it against a wall it has been pretty civil when sharing but when he has his way, Darling Husband looooves what we lovingly refer to as “the crack” – the spot inbetween the pillows at the center of the bed.

    I am more often than not pressed RIGHT up against the wall and he is in said crack.

    I don’t move a lot so it doesn’t bother me too much but he does get all the room to stretch, get up to go to the bathroom, let his feet hang off, etc, etc.

    We both looooooooove when we go on vacation and have a King bed.

    Can’t wait to get a new one once we move!

    Post # 35
    2521 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: August 2013

    We both have our hogging moments. Some nights it’s me and some nights it’s him. I tend to hog the duvet!

    Post # 36
    407 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: June 2015

    Sums our bedroom up nicely.



    Post # 37
    4495 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: October 2013

    I do! All 4’10” and 90lbs of me! Oh and my 6 lb dog takes the second most amount of space. My poor Darling Husband 😛

    Post # 38
    2362 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: September 2013 - B&B

    DH!!! I like to start out sleeping curled up on my side, so its like DH’s lets feel the empty space at the bottom of the bed and through the night he starts laying diagonal!! And then the dog sometimes gets in on it to so I have this little triangle space thats then cut off the end by a dog :/ sometimes the dog goes to the other side of Darling Husband, but yeah Darling Husband and I need a king size bed… Then he can lay diagonally and I will still have room!!

    Post # 39
    727 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: June 2013

    @Daizy914:  I would say me, BUT it’s by default because as soon as Darling Husband is in the bed he creates a dip which I roll into.  So I wind up right next to him and it looks like I’m trying to hog the bed, but if I move to the edge I sleep on an angle.

    I want a new bigger bed but this one is only a year old.

    Post # 40
    8482 posts
    Bumble Beekeeper
    • Wedding: April 2014

    We’re both good at keeping to our side of the bed. But I am a blanket hog. I wake myself up several times a night and put the cover back over him, but it never lasts long.

    Post # 41
    2108 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: September 2015

    I chose the dog, because he is. My boyfriend claims that I am but a lot of times I can’t even lay on my back without my arms hanging off the bed. Honestly we probably take turns. 

    Post # 42
    1130 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: December 2014

    @Daizy914:  FH hogs the bed. We have one of those large California King beds and he STILL manages to wiggle to the middle and sleep like a starfish – arms out, legs out, and he sleeps on his back. He talks in his sleep a lot too! I tend to sleep on my side in the fetal position so I fit quite nicely in the space between his outstretched arm and leg, alongside his body, but in the morning when I wake up and stretch my arms out, I often smack him in the face because he’s RIGHT THERE. Ugh.

    Post # 43
    435 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: November 2013

    @Daizy914:  Not only does my husband hog the bed but he’s like one massive ball of heat so I always wake up sweating in a tiny ball about to fall off the bed! PS. My lovely husband also just so happens to STEAL THE COVERS! We sleep with two comforters now — mine and his. 

    Post # 44
    2819 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: December 2012

    I’m the biggest bed hog ever, poor DH!

    Post # 45
    1344 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2013 - Vine Street Church

    One of the three dogs.

    And it’s not the 45 pound Setter or the 60 pound Golden Retriever.

    It’s the 18 pound, one-eared Pembroke Welsh Corgi.


    Post # 46
    1797 posts
    Buzzing bee

    It just depends! If we go to bed together then my SO definitely hogs the bed. I have a small dog that now sleeps in a dog bed, but before SO and I moved in together he slept in the bed with me. He always slept close to me, but I was aware of where he was even when I was sleeping and never rolled on him. Apparently my SO isn’t aware of anything when he is sleeping, and he will just randomly roll over on top of me in the middle of the night and push me off the bed.

    If I go to bed first then I am definitely a bed hog. For example, last night SO had to work until 2 AM. He came strolling in around 3, and I was asleep in the middle of the bed and apparently he had a hard time moving me.

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