(Closed) Who said what?! Funny/Awful One liners . . .

posted 8 years ago in Beehive
Post # 3
5921 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

We were originally planning on a late 2011 wedding when we got engaged in April 2009. FIs very healthy grandma informed us that she may be dead by then, and we can use FIs inheritance to help. Lol. We ended up moving our date out of impatience, but I’ll always remember that.

Post # 4
654 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

Lol @Lindsay: That sounds so much like my grandma.. We had 6 months from engagement to wedding and she said to us “I’m so glad you’re doing it soon now I know I’ll be alive and probably get to be a great grandma too!”

Post # 5
1042 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

Ok, I have a good one:

When we decided to get engaged, my Fiance and I took my parents out to dinner to properly ask for my hand in marriage and all that. We met them at a steakhouse and they sat down and we kind of looked at each other before Fiance launched into this long speech about why he’d invited them for dinner and how he wanted to ask for their permission and blessing to marry me.

My parents stare at him for a minute (it felt like twenty minutes actually) before my mom says “well, yeah, that’s fine, I mean we were expecting that. But…you’re not pregnant?” Apparently they thought we were taking them out to dinner to tell them I was having a baby, not that we were getting married! 😀

Post # 6
205 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

we got asked if i was pregnant too lol i was like no i am just fat but thanks! lol

then people said Whatever you need help with let me know but when we let them know they dont remember telling us lol

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