Post # 1
yea, this is one of those things that seemingly only happens to us. Last summer we went to a restaurant on the beach, and after debating where we should sit for about a good 10 minutes (I am very fair skinned and like the shade and he is obsessed with getting color), we sat down at a table. We than saw a better table in the back of the restaurant where one seat was shaded by a tree and the seat across from it was hit with sun… Waitress takes our order and BAM, right on the center of my SO’s head, bird CRAP!
Last weekend, we go to an all-you-can-drink brunch, again we shifted seats like 3x (it was an awkward shaped table with the amount of people we were with and we wanted to be able to talk to everyone)….I finally found my seat, go up to go to the bathroom, come back and there is bird crap all over it!! I JUST missed it, thank god…but not for long, because as soon as my poached egg on a bagel gets delivered SPLLAT..everywhere ONLY ON ME AND MY SO. WTF?!
sometimes I feel like I am in the game duck hunt only its reverse and the jokes on me!
Anybody else have any weird things that seem to only happen to them?!
Post # 3
Oh no! It doesn’t happen all the time but last year I was at the beach and a bird pooped right on my chest. It was so gross.
Post # 4
Ooh noo! This is only happened to me once. I was out for a walk with my dog, probably around the halfway point, so I had a good way to walk home being crapped on. Not fun!
Post # 5
This is probably my favourite title for a post ever.
ETA: I’ve heard it’s good luck…so maybe you should buy a lottery ticket 😛
Post # 6
A bird pooped on me on my 20th birthday. And I was at an outdoor festival with no means of cleanup. Yuck.
Not as gross, but mosquitos seem to ONLY bite me when I’m in a group of people.
Post # 7
I definitely read that as “why do brides always crap on us??” bahahaha!!
Post # 8
@Dell79: Oh no! My Fiance was doing yard work last weekend and a bird pooped on his shoulder. His best friend told him it’s supposed to be lucky and he said “Really? Because I felt pretty damn unlucky at that moment”
Post # 9
Because you’re very lucky.
I’ve always heard that getting pooped on by a bird was good luck.
I’ve never been pooped on.
Post # 10
Yup, it’s good luck!
A pigeon pooped on me once when I was walking to meet a date. The only other bird encounter was a seagull swiping a hot dog from my hand at the beach 🙁
Post # 11
Haha! Oh my goodness! THis JUST happened to DH! A bird pooped right on his head! I was glad it didn’t get me 🙂 But I did have one poop on the front of me when I was in HS.
Post # 12
haha oh man! i hear its good luck to get crapped on. I have been pooped on twice by birds. Both when i was younger and both at the jersey shore. Once while i was laying on the beach which wasn’t so bad because i could go rinse off in the ocean. second time we were riding bikes on the boardwalk and it went straight in my hair. I cried haha.
Post # 13
And this is one of the many reasons why I can’t stand eating outdoors in the summer. Seriously!
Like others said it’s supposed to be good luck, but I never felt lucky the couple of times it happened to me.
Post # 14
@Dell79: I think in Italy that’s actually a sign of good luck or something . . . 😉
Post # 15
I have been pooped on by birds six times in my life. SIX times! That’s not natural! I don’t even work in a bird sanctuary or anything. The craziest pooping was in my friend’s car. I had the window rolled down about 4 inches, and we were at a light. I was kind of leaning against the window, propping myself up with my hand, when I felt a small WET PLOP on my hand. A bird flew over and shat through the window and hit my hand, while we were at a red. It was so disgusting I started screaming and wiping my hand on the door (which pissed off my friend since it was her car).
I flinch everytime a bird flies over my head. I have a fear of being pooped on on my wedding day (and pretty much any other day). Everyone says its good luck, but I’m still waiting to win the lottery.
Post # 16
My Gram told me a story about how her sister was a bridesmaid in a wedding on the beach and a seagull crapped on her head.
And one time in high school we went to the aviary with a club and one of my friends had a guide map over her head for, like, 90% of the visit because she was paranoid she was going to get crapped on. (even though there are only certain rooms where the birds fly freely). At the end of the tour, she FINALLY took the map off of her head and a bird took a crap right down the side of her face.
I almost peed myself laughing. She was hyperventilating. LOL’ing about it now. Good times.