(Closed) Why do birds always crap on us?

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
4693 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Oh no! It doesn’t happen all the time but last year I was at the beach and a bird pooped right on my chest.  It was so gross.

Post # 4
680 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

Ooh noo! This is only happened to me once. I was out for a walk with my dog, probably around the halfway point, so I had a good way to walk home being crapped on. Not fun!

Post # 5
2786 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

This is probably my favourite title for a post ever.

ETA: I’ve heard it’s good luck…so maybe you should buy a lottery ticket ๐Ÿ˜›

Post # 6
1642 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

A bird pooped on me on my 20th birthday. And I was at an outdoor festival with no means of cleanup. Yuck.

Not as gross, but mosquitos seem to ONLY bite me when I’m in a group of people.

Post # 7
338 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

I definitely read that as “why do brides always crap on us??” bahahaha!!

Post # 8
1237 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

@Dell79:  Oh no! My Fiance was doing yard work last weekend and a bird pooped on his shoulder. His best friend told him it’s supposed to be lucky and he said “Really? Because I felt pretty damn unlucky at that moment”

Post # 9
1109 posts
Bumble bee

Because you’re very lucky.  

I’ve always heard that getting pooped on by a bird was good luck.

I’ve never been pooped on. Frown

Post # 10
9824 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

Yup, it’s good luck!

A pigeon pooped on me once when I was walking to meet a date. The only other bird encounter was a seagull swiping a hot dog from my hand at the beach ๐Ÿ™

Post # 11
7771 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

Haha!  Oh my goodness!  THis JUST happened to DH!  A bird pooped right on his head!  I was glad it didn’t get me ๐Ÿ™‚  But I did have one poop on the front of me when I was in HS.

Post # 12
6998 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

haha oh man! i hear its good luck to get crapped on. I have been pooped on twice by birds. Both when i was younger and both at the jersey shore. Once while i was laying on the beach which wasn’t so bad because i could go rinse off in the ocean. second time we were riding bikes on the boardwalk and it went straight in my hair. I cried haha.

Post # 13
3452 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

And this is one of the many reasons why I can’t stand eating outdoors in the summer.  Seriously! 

Like others said it’s supposed to be good luck, but I never felt lucky the couple of times it happened to me.

Post # 14
9687 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

@Dell79:  I think in Italy that’s actually a sign of good luck or something . . . ๐Ÿ˜‰

Post # 15
114 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I have been pooped on by birds six times in my life. SIX times! That’s not natural! I don’t even work in a bird sanctuary or anything. The craziest pooping was in my friend’s car. I had the window rolled down about 4 inches, and we were at a light. I was kind of leaning against the window, propping myself up with my hand, when I felt a small WET PLOP on my hand. A bird flew over and shat through the window and hit my hand, while we were at a red. It was so disgusting I started screaming and wiping my hand on the door (which pissed off my friend since it was her car).

I flinch everytime a bird flies over my head. I have a fear of being pooped on on my wedding day (and pretty much any other day). Everyone says its good luck, but I’m still waiting to win the lottery.

Post # 16
1599 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

lmao. sorry.

My Gram told me a story about  how her sister was a bridesmaid in a wedding on the beach and a seagull crapped on her head.

And one time in high school we went to the aviary with a club and one of my friends had a guide map over her head for, like, 90% of the visit because she was paranoid she was going to get crapped on. (even though there are only certain rooms where the birds fly freely). At the end of the tour, she FINALLY took the map off of her head and a bird took a crap right down the side of her face.

I almost peed myself laughing. She was hyperventilating. LOL’ing about it now. Good times.


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