(Closed) Why I think my Cat is an Alien

posted 10 years ago in Pets
Post # 18
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

This made me giggle. I thought my cat was weird, but seems normal in comparison.

Post # 19
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

these are all hilarious! makes me want a cat 😉

Post # 20
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2009

Our cat tried to save my husband from the big bad dog that lives on our floor.  He ran out of the condo door and started towards the dog like he was going to do battle!  My husband picked him up before he could reach the dog though. 

  • Also he likes getting in the shower as well. 
  • He will bat at the stream of water coming out of the faucet.
  • He is in love with q-tips.
  • He will bring his toy to you to play with him.
  • If he doesn’t see anyone in the house, he starts morowing (kind of likey meowing, only more forlorn sounding).
  • He loves all kinds of people, except our handyman who apparently smells like pit bull.
  • If you moo at him, he will FREAK out.
  • He’s really clumsy for a cat, so he is not allowed on the balcony.

Our conclusion is that he is more dog than cat!

Post # 21
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

This is awesome.  I have three cats and each of them are pretty freaky, but not this freaky. Congratulations on your alien cat!

Post # 22
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2009

My sister has a kitten that is psycho.  I’m pretty sure she thinks she is a dog!  Actually the kittens BFF is my sister’s ginormous yellow lab.  They make quite the pair: a huge dog and a tiny little 2lb kitten, but they love eachother.  When you tell Dixie (the dog) to “get the cat” she runs over to Vivian (the kitten) and picks up Vivian by the head…as in, has the whole cat’s head in her mouth.  (Don’t worry, no animals have been harmed).  So, Dixie will do this for a second or so and then drops Vivian, and then Vivian starts jumping up and down like she wants Dixie to do it again.  It’s the oddest thing in the world.  They have so much fun playing togther. 

Post # 23
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2009

Oh my god, this is hilarious! And I thought our cats were weird!

We have one cat that likes to sit in the corner and our living room and meow loudl and for a long time for no reason. It’s really bizarre, but not as weird as the things your cat does!

Post # 24
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

Yup, your cat does sound like an alien!  Funny how cats will suckle things. I woke up once to mine suckling on my knee.  My cat also likes to play tug of war with the dog although he isnt too good at it. 

Post # 25
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2009

Oh, I did forget to mention that my cat also suckles! He clamps on and suckles anything with wool in it….he has a favorite blanket that we often come home to find in mysterious places (middle of the kitchen floor, stairway, etc.)….he drags it as he suckles, sometimes.

Cats are such crazy, complex creatures. =)

Post # 26
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

I love how some cats can be completely normal and others are completely insane. 

We are catsitting for my sister right now.  My cat is 100 purrcent (hahahaha) normal.  Her cat is just…not. 

-He is a Matrix cat and likes to climb door frames up to eye level and try to run along walls.

-If there is a Kleenex in the box waiting to get pulled up he will pull it out and eat the entire thing.  If he pulls it out just right he is able to leave another one ready to pull so he can repeat the process.

-He is almost a year old and suckles still.  Although he mostly likes to suckle the clothes you are wearing.  It is creepy.

-He randomly hisses.  Like anytime you touch his foot.  Or if you are in the bathroom too long.

-He eats and eats but is skinny, and his coat is like velvet.  We call him the “velvetine weasel.”

-He breaks whiskers allll the time.  And then they are spiky and pokey.

-He sings along if you whistle.

Post # 27
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 1969

lol these are great! My husband and our cat have a fun relationship. He likes to tease her by “dropping bombs on her” aka he raises his hand up high and whistles like a rocket and she goes CRAZY! She pretends like she hates it but really she can’t get enough. She has stopped meowing like a normal cat and now she just squeaks like a mouse all the time because my husband gives her attention when she squeaks. She squeaks when we come home, when we move to another room, when we turn on the faucet, when we go to bed… squeak! squeak! squeak!

Post # 28
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

I forgot to mention that our one cat suckles as well — he likes to suckle on people’s ears! It is gross and painful.

Oh! If you do not have one, I must suggest getting a laser pointer TONIGHT! for your cat (s).  It is absolutely hilarious for feline and human alike!  Our two will chase it until they are utterly exhausted, the other just looks at you as if she is saying “I know you are holding the laser, I will not chase it.  I see it in your hand.”  She’s sassy, that one is.

Post # 29
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Helper bee

LOL rachaelrobin! I got my kitties one for christmas and they go CRRRAZY!  Sometimes I make it look like the beam goes in a shoe, or a keyhole, and they will stare at it FOREVER waiting for it to come back.

Post # 30
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Newbee
  • Wedding: August 2010

So I love this post! Our two girls love the water, too…although they prefer to be on top of the shower rail, or in the shower after us. They sit in the tub of the sink until one of us turns it on just slightly for them to drink out of. Wilma jumps in my suitcase on top of the clothes every time we go out of town. She walks us to the door and meets us there when we come home. And she loves to eat our hair…had to stop that one when I pulled a huge clump of (wet) hair out one morning! Betty is just a spaz. She literally can not get enough petting. If we’re even looking at one of the other cats, she runs up and sits between you and them and looks at you! Oh what would we do without are entertainment! Thanks for the laugh today, ladies! Kisses for the kitties tonight.

Post # 31
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Buzzing bee

Holy cow, your cat is crazy!

Mine suckles anything soft, though. But the dog? That’s almost mean to the dog!

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