(Closed) Words/phrases your SO uses that drive you crazy?

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 17
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2013

DH says “If you get really bored tonight, you could “insert chore”.”

If you want me to do something, just say it!

Post # 18
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2014

He always says “thats so Chinese” or “thats just foreign” everytime someone does or likes something he’s not used to. Doesnt really bother me, but makes people that dont know him well give him O.o looks.

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@MrsLongcoatPeacoat:  I’ve never actually everheard anyone say om ma let instead of omlet.

Post # 19
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

This is super dirty, so here is your warning to skip ahead if you must…

 

“Poothy”

 

As in my vagina. He says it really drawled out and I want to karate chop him in the neck and he thinks it’s the greatest. Sometimes he says stuff like a Southern minister, too. Example: Carrots… CARROTSAH! He doesn’t realize he does it. It’s hilarious. He also mocks my lisp only he exaggerates it.

Post # 20
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Newbee
  • Wedding: December 2013

When he can’t hear someone or misunderstands something instead of saying “what?” He says, “duh what?” Drives me insane!!!!!

Post # 21
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

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@Cory_loves_this_girl:  yes!! I HATE doing the dishes, so when my bf leaves for work (he works nights and I am home) he always says, “If you’re bored/feeling frisky you can do the dishes…” ugh. Always beating around the bush! I’m never bored enough to do dishes!!

Post # 22
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

@savannahb:  I love my man but he’s as backwoods as they come. I regularly get to hear ” I seen…” NO YOU DID NOT “SEEN” ANYTHING!!!!!! ughhhh I hate it soooo much.

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@irishphoenix:  we are horrible baby talkers at home. Don’t know why but we both do it. Thank god we can curb it at the door haha

Post # 23
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

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@echapman:  bahahahaha… CARROTSAH!  I just said that out loud.

Post # 24
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

Mine shouts ‘WHAT’ if he didnt hear what i said and will cut me off half way through a sentence to shout that at me! He really doesnt mean to be so rude, he doesnt realise he shouts it but it annoys me sooooo much!!

 

He also stumbles over his words a lot which annoys me too, oh dear i feel like a bitch!! haha!

Post # 25
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

My lovely SO is convinced he’s a down home southern/country boy, even though he was raised in Colorado. He speaks with a slight twang and uses “y’all.” Neither of those bother me, but it does make me laugh because he certainly wasn’t raised with that. However,  he also seems to think that using ridiculous grammar is charming. Aka “I don’t have none.” or “I ain’t doing that.” It drives me crazy, lol. 

Post # 26
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

Ugh I feel so mean but mine can take soooo looooong to get a sentence out. He will pause in the middle of a sentence in deep thought and then continue on. I know other people do it and it never seems that bad but when he is talking it seems sooo long. Sometimes I get annoyed and say “continue talking!”.

Post # 27
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2013

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@kayl226:  Seriously! I’m glad I’m not alone in this haha. DH works nights too.

Post # 28
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Bee Keeper

It’s not part of his normal vocabulary, but he knows I hate the phrase, “whatnot.” So sometimes he’ll say it just to annoy me, lol.

And when someone else says “whatnot” (especially on the radio or a movie or something), he’ll say “WHATNOT!!”

It’s like a drinking game but without the drinking 😛

I don’t think he has his own phrases that annoy me though.

 

ETA: Sorry, he does. He just reminded me. “Badass.” He used to think it meant bad. He still says it that way. Even though he totally knows… he phrased it as “what about my incorrect use of ‘badass’?” 😛

Post # 29
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2015 - Ketchum, ID

@savannahb:  LOL. I laughed so hard at the flippy floppys one. 

 

Post # 30
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Sugar bee

@savannahb:  My nickname. :-/  He calls me Fish basically (he actually calls me Pez, which is Spanish for fish). One, no girl wants to be called fish. And two, he calls me that because of my last name. My last name has the word “fish” in it. However, it isn’t actually my last name, it’s my ex-H’s last name and when we got divorced I didn’t go back to my maiden name. To begin with I really hated it, I told him to stop it. But he just kept “accidentally” doing it. Then I gave up and now he just does it 50 times a day every day. I mean, I like that he gave me a nickname, he’s being sweet and lovey when he says it. But I’m still getting called FISH!

Also, not a particular word/phrase, but he talks while we we’re watching TV series and movies. OMG!

Post # 31
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

Nothing comes to mind except last night, FH had made this satay and he kept saying ‘the sauce is so peanuty!!!!!!!’ he said ‘peanuty’ 5 times before I called him out, it’s not even a word! He then said it again and I said, if you say that word 1 more time you’re not getting any tonight.

 

Hahahaha…….. 

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