(Closed) WORST DATE EVER?

posted 8 years ago in Emotional
Post # 32
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Buzzing bee

I also forgot about my first “date” (if you’d call it that) with my ex-boyfriend.  We’d been dating for about three weeks and it was the fourth of July.  I was out of state staying with relatives for the summer.  Ex-bf didn’t want to come and stay at my house because he didn’t like one of my relatives.  He said he wanted “privacy”.  Since his house was extremely dirty (like hoarders-style), he didn’t want to bring me there, either.  So, he told me he wanted to take me to a hotel.  I was very young and naiive, and I guess rather spoiled hotel-wise.  So, I figured he’d take me to the Holiday Inn or Hampton Inn & Suites or something.  WRONG! 

First of all, the guy didn’t have a car, so his father’s cousin drove them to come and pick me up.  It was me, him, his father, and his father’s cousin.  So awkward.  Ex-bf asked if they could stop us by the grocery store on the way to what I thought was going to be the Hampton Inn.  We awkwardly circled the “personal care” aisle multiple times, with the condom section sticking out like a sore thumb.  He kept saying, “Do we need anything else?”  Finally, he stopped and grabbed the condoms and said, “I’m gonna get these just in case.”  So, we had to buy condoms in front of his dad and cousin. 

After we left the grocery store, they drove us to this little, sleaze-bag motel.  I was in shock when I saw where he was planning to take me.  He ended up going in and getting into an argument with the desk clerk over vacancy. I guess he thought I’d be impressed by his bad-ass ways, fighting with the old guy at a prostitute motel… le sigh.  Anyway, he told them to bring us to another motel.  It ended up being just as sleazy, but we were in luck because they had vacancy!  Yaaaaay! 

I was so embarrassed when we got there because I felt so cheap and nasty entering this motel with condoms, lol!  He ended up walking to KFC to get food.  I didn’t eat and we watched a King of the Hill marathon all night.  The next morning, the ex had his cousin come and get him and take him to work really early.  Later, they came back and picked me up.  That was really, really awkward, riding home with two old men I didn’t know. 

That didn’t last long, either.

Post # 33
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Oh, how about this guy I met on JDate…he basically drove 30 minutes to take me to a movie and when the movie was over, locked me in his car and begged for me to go down on him…complaining that he drove so far for nothing…then he farted and had to release me because he was so embarressed, I ran for the hills!!!

Post # 34
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

My worst FIRST date ever ended with the guy proclaiming his undying love for my and crying :/ I’d worked with him for about a month and didn’t know him at all. The world is packed full of crazy.

Post # 35
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

omg these are horrifying!

Post # 36
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 2012

When I was living in Japan, the pickings were kind of slim.  My tiny little island was extremely rural, and there weren’t very many young people at ALL.  Even worse, most of the young people who did live there were related somehow to my students.  I didn’t want to date locally because I didn’t want to go to school and find out that everyone knew I was dating little Yukiko’s cousin and had stayed at his place the night before.

ANYWAY.  For that reason, I was on a few dating websites.  The ones I was on were used primarily by other ex-pats, but there weren’t many of us.  Most of my matches lived two hours away or further.

I met one guy who seemed pretty cool and started emailing him back and forth, and we seemed to hit it off.  After a few months, we decided to meet up.  He lived in Osaka, and I was planning to go there for Christmas and New Year’s anyway. 

When we finally met at the train station, he told me he wanted to show me something before we went and got dinner.  He led me from the station to an arcade.  He told me he really wanted me to see him play a drumming game (a lot like DDR, but instead of jumping on specific pads, you had to beat specific drums).  I was really confused, but I thought that hey, he might invite me to play, too, and that could be fun.  So I sat down and watched him play a game to learn the basics.

And then I watched him.

And then I watched him.

He completely ignored me while he played this stupid arcade game for ALMOST AN HOUR.  He only stopped because I said I was starving to death.

Anyway, he finally led me out of the arcade and to the cafe he said we should go to.  We took some back alleys and such.  I was really annoyed because he kept steering me.  He kept putting his hands on the small of my back and then just steering me like a bicycle.  No matter how many times I squirmed out from his grip, he would just do it again.

Finally, we stopped in this one alley, and he grabbed me and tried to kiss me.  Fortunately, I had enough time to turn my cheek.  He awkwardly apologized and then steered me away.

We finally got to the restaurant… and I found out it was just a Japanese fast food joint.  Not even a good one.

As soon as we finished eating, I said I really needed to get back to my friend’s place, and I took a cab back to the station rather than let him steer me again.

He sent me an email a day later that told me how much he had enjoyed the date and how we ought to meet up again.  I told him there would be no second date.

Post # 37
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

I went on a date from a very “popular” dating site and 15 minutes in the guy says to me

“We can be friends, cus frankly you are too big for me to be seen with you as a girlfriend. You would be so much prettier if you lost weight”

Yup. Im shocked I managed to find my fiance (who loves me big, thin, small tall) from this site- never ceases to amaze me how shallow some ppl are.

The last and final date I had from that dating site was with my fiance 🙂

Post # 38
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

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@Dell79:  Oh. My. Gosh!! That is by far a bag of crazy!

Post # 39
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

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@Dell79:  LOL!!! I just laughed so hard at work that people were looking at me.

 

I met a man I had been talking to online for a couple weeks, he seemed normal. When he showed up he weighed about 30 pounds more than his pictures and was talking like a baby “Wanna give hugsies?”

We had a drink which I had to pay for then he started to talk slower and slower and close his eyes for minutes at a time while he spoke. He finally told me that he had taken some pills before he came and that he was high.

He asked me what kind of panties I was wearing because he had a thong fetish. I decided it was probably time to go after he told me that and informed me that he was in Narcotics and Sex Addicts Anonymous.

He walked me to my car and hugged me and started to count 1…2…3… I asked him what he was doing and he said that he needed to hug me for a full minute…he didn’t let go of me until he got to 60. Then he got a bottle of perfume out of his car and gave it to me. He told me he could fall in love with me then I managed to get out of there.

The next day he text messaged me and I told him I didnt want to see him again and his response was ” YOU ARE DESTROYING MY WORLD!!!” lol

Post # 40
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

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@Bellanouva:    Did you smack him?!  And if not, how did you keep yourself from smacking him!!  OMG.

Post # 41
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

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@dodgercpkl:  I told him the date was over. THEN he said he felt like a Jerk. I just told him to point blank leave and he did

Seriously! Some ppl!

 

Post # 42
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

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@cupcakeFL:  AHAHAHAHAHA, “Wanna give hugsies?” omg f-ing hilarious!!!

Post # 43
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Busy bee

I was supposed to meet a guy friend I was trying to get serious with at the movies. I ended up sitting there waiting for him for 3 hours while I called him over and over again. His phone was off. I finally left and he called me profusely apologizing saying he was fighting with his dad. I was like I DON’T CARE YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN 5 SECONDS TO TEXT ME AT THE VERY LEAST. It did not work out with him to say the least. 

 

A few years later I was dating my Fiance and he texted me saying it was really too bad things didn’t work out between us because he really could have seen himself with me. I said well, I am with a wonderful guy now who doesn’t just leave me waiting at the movie theatre. Well, he really didn’t like that comment and now refuses to speak to me. Whatever dude! I’m engaged and happy and you have nothing 🙂

Post # 45
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

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@Dell79:  omg your jdate date sounds like a real winner!!! LOLLLLL.

Post # 46
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

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@delicious:  oh yeah, I left out the part where he made me promise not to tell my friends before he actually unlocked the door…!!!! (its not like he even KNEW my friends, what a weirdo lol)

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