(Closed) WORST DATE EVER?

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Post # 107
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

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@lisha_1988:  I have to say that is the WORST first date I have ever heard of! You poor thing! 

Post # 108
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 1993

I had the pleasure of spending one very weird evening with a pompous, arrogant newly minted lawyer.  We went to one of my favorite local pubs but the whole night he was so cocky I just couldn’t believe it.  He went outside to smoke but knew that I’d never smoked and hated cigarettes, so he was so kind as to save an exhale of smoke that he brought back inside to blow directly in my face. 

He then went to the restroom.  Luckily he was gone for a while so I proceeded to buy an entire round of Jameson shots for every single person in the bar (maybe 35 people, it was a smaller pub) on his tab and walk out.

He ended up chasing me as I walked down the sidewalk toward my car, and begged for another chance and said he was just trying to impress me.  Then he started crying.  I kept walking, finally getting in my car, locking the door, and driving away with him still begging for a chance.

He obviously realized what I’d done with the bar tab and emailed me saying he deserved it and understood why he was being punished, but STILL asked me out on another date because he liked my “balls.”

Post # 109
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

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@Snowden:  It was pretty bad! But tbh until this thread I had totally forgotten about it!!

Post # 110
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Newbee
  • Wedding: October 2012

These are pretty bad, but mine is pretty bad also. lol just thinking about it makes me cringe.

 

So, I let my friend talk me into going on a date with her boyfriend and his good friend. all four of us met up at a club. He was very attractive and seemed nice. He bought me a couple of drinks, and we danced for a few hours. So the club closed, we stepped outside and exchanged numbers. Obviously we didn’t get to know eachother very well just yet. So he calls me the next, and the day after and the day after. We have great conversations, and he’s funny and seems sweet- so he asks me out to dinner so we can “really talk and he can get to know mroe about me”.  He brings me to one of the nicer places in downtown, and has a reservation. I was impressed in his taste. We order dinner, drinks and he asks me if he can confide in me with something serious. So i get a tingle up my spine, because im a foolish romantic and think he is going to say something flattering, or gushy…but no. He mortifies me by asking me what I think about White Americans being the supreme race. (I’m Italian- so I consider myself white but still I was mortified) He then goes on to tell me that he finds it disgusting that African Americans and other races are allowed to dine in places with white people. They should go back to the days of seperate schools. He thought it was insulting to the white race when interracial couples are “allowed” to be together.

I excused myself to the bathroom, and called my mother to come and get me. I was so disgusted. I went back to the table and told him I wasn’t feeling well and called my mother to come and get me. When I told my friend that he did this to me , she didn’t believe me. Turns out her boyfriend “Kind of knew he was into that sort of thing”. I was so grossed out being on a date with a racist like that.

Post # 111
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Buzzing bee

It was a second date and he came inside for a few minutes when he came by to pick me up. 

While we were chatting, he took the batteries out of my remote and put them in between the seat cushions, and then started flossing his teeth with the junk mail on the coffee table. 

I said I suddenly wasn’t feeling well and had to cancel our date. I never picked up when he called after that.

Post # 112
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

One of my friends set me up with a guy he knew through work. I had just broken up with my Ex so I was kinda curious what the dating market was like.

I chatted to him a couple of times online and we arranged to meet. 

We met a couple of days later at a café. To begin with his was late, I hate it when people arrive late but hey we’re in Spain punctuality isn’t exactly a strange point for them. Well, he arrived and he was really good looking, he told me he was glad to meet me etc and we had what began as a good date.

We then moved on to a bar (BIG MISTAKE!!!). He started knocking them back and becoming more forward – he told me he liked my perfume and asked if he could smell me, I held my wrist up for him to smell – instead he pulled me closer and to sniff me from my neck to my chestUndecided, I pushed his head away when he started heading too far south for my liking – I didn’t want him to motorboat me in the bar. Getting even drunker he started shouting and everyone was looking at us. He then got annoyed that other men in the bar were looking at me (probably more cos he was screaming ) and he started to death stare everyone. When I started to show I was uncomfortable, he started the rant that women think the whole world owes them everything. He told me “Just cos you have a pair of tits, a c*** and pretty face doesn’t mean you’re better than me” – he then ranted on about what a bitch his Ex was. I told him it was late and that I was going home – he told me he’d walk me home but I refused. He then spent 3 blocks trailing me yelling at the top of his lungs that I was a bitch and a whore. I was scared so I got into a taxi even though I only lived a couple of blocks more away and asked the driver to drive around for a while.

He sent me a text the next day saying he was sorry and would like to repeat our date. I didn’t answer. 

By The Way he was a Psychologist.

Post # 113
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

Okay, I’ll play. Just the highlights.

Him going into his family’s house (he lived outside of it in a trailer) wearing nothing but gold boxer shorts and being able to hear them laugh at him through the windows at him thinking that he was going to get lucky.

Him telling me that same date that he had a step sister who he slept with on occasion.

The only book he owned was the first Harry Potter.

His mom made me a cucumber sandwich on white bread with ranch dressing.

Hahaha, so… not a winner. His good points were that he was a damn good kisser about 50% of the time, and he did make me laugh.

Post # 114
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Worker bee

Most of these stories have been outright horrifying…I wonder what happens to guys like that?!

My worst first date had to be in high school. A friend of mine had been talking with a guy online who went to a fancy all boys’ boarding school nearby where we lived. She wanted to meet up with him but was scared to go alone so I agreed to go with her and he agreed to bring a friend along. A double date/blind date. We meet up at the mall and walk over to a nearby restaurant. My friend’s date was very nice and was kept busy entertaining both of us. My date proceeds to turn his nose up at the fact that I went to public school and we have a full on shouting fight at the restaurant. I’m a very easy-going person normally, but I wasn’t going to stand for being told that someone was better than me on the merits of his educational choices. Definitely no second date.

I had another first date which was crazy awkward. I met this guy at a nightclub who was on leave from the British Navy. We meet up the next day and proceed to go to this sketchy Chinese buffet restaurant located in a parking garage. Over the course of one dinner, he tells me how foreign women are out to trap Navy men into marriage and how there’s nothing funnier than watching his fellow shipmates hurt themselves. My date then proceeds to drink from the finger bowl. I try not to be snotty…but no way was this going to go anywhere. I bumped into him a few months later when I was  out with an ex bf. He had the nerve to suggest that we go back to my place in front of my then bf!

Post # 115
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Wow some of these guys must have no common sense!

Mine would probably be with a guy I had been dating for about 6 months. We had gone off to college at different schools, and hadent seen each other in a while. We were both home for the weekend so he asked if he could take me on a date. He picked me up and took me to Taco bell, where he proceeded to tell me I needed to pay for myseld and that I looked like I had gained a lot of weight and that he was convinced I was doomed to go to hell since I wasnt baptist like he was.

Needless to say we arent together anymore.

Post # 116
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

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@nursemel:  My husband doesn’t think I look like an angel when I’m sleeping, especially if it’s in the car.  He took a picture of me asleep in the passenger’s seat with my head tilted back, my mouth open and drooling.  Then he showed it to everybody!

Post # 117
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

I guess I’ll share lol. I’m not much of a dater at ALL, but I’ve had some experiences I could share. I loved these stories, they’ve been making me lmfao. haha

Anyhow, when I was in highschool a billion years ago, a friend lived next door and her older brother somehow, someway developed an interest in me. Not sure how….I don’t even remember meeting him…I was like 16 at the time and the guy wasn’t living at home, so he must have been 19-20…heh…anyways, one day, I’m wearing boxers and a tank and eating a family sized portion of spaghetti when there is a ring at the doorbell. I open it and it’s the guy, don’t even remember his name. I’m standing there in my boxers with about 10 tons of spaghetti on the plate in one hand, and my mouth was also completely orange stained 🙂 anyways, for some reason he asked if I wanted to watch a movie with him…I was like “seriously? ha” but I said sure, I didn’t want to be mean, perhaps he just wanted to make a new friend! /hopefully niave. Anyways, the next day appears and he comes by with Fargo and we pop it in the VCR (/cry) and as we are watching it, he starts to try to get closer to me…

ಠ_ಠ

so I move farther away from him….I ended up on the far end of the couch as he had gradually pursued me there during the movie. Anyways….with nowhere left to movie, he starts to put his arm around me *agony face* and THEN starts to try and hold my hand…..lol all of a sudden, and I SWEAR this was the strangest thing, I said in my MOM’s voice as though she were speaking through me “I DONT THINK SO, BUSTER”. LOL I would never say anything like that in reality, but I think she momentarily possessed me. It even SOUNDED like her voice.

He got the point and I was able to finish the movie in relative peace. After that, he needed a ride to work one day, which I gave him, and that was the end of our relationship. /salute

It wasn’t so much a bad date, since I wasn’t even dating the guy, but holy f*ck it was awkward and weird…which is why I don’t date and I’m grateful for online gaming cause now I have a fiance and don’t have to worry about that crap anymore!

Post # 118
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

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@Snowden:  

 

LOL it sounds like you “got bigger” than your date. Man, now that sounds like a GD catch right there. lol

Post # 119
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

Oh and I forgot,

 

I once had a strange neighbor hillbilly knock on my apartment window (the one next to my bed) to inform me that he had a new Camaro and did I want to go for a ride. It was 1AM. I was 14. He was probably 25.

 

Another time, I was playing EQ2 in my room (online game) in my ground level apartment. I had the blinds to the window were almost completely down, leaving only about 2” of space visable. I get a knock on the door and it’s another weird neighbor. This one noticed that I was playing games online and also played WOW (another online game) and did I want to go out?

 

ANOTHER HU-MON FE-MALE PLAYS GAMES, I WILL ASK HER TO MATE.

So these weren’t dates, but yeah. 🙂

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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

   Oh my lord, I have really enjoyed reading some of these stories! My worst date wasn’t too bad, especially when I compare them to some of these stories.

  I was a freshman in high school. I met this senior guy in band. We ended up becoming friends, and he did end up asking me out. He was kind of a nerd, and I was really excited someone was interested in me (self confidence was not the highest at this point), so we started dating. He was a nice guy, but incredibly awkward.

  We were going out on our first real date. We were going to a restaurant downtown. I wasn’t a huge fan of the food (I am incredibly picky, but it was okay). We went to leave the place, and he drove the wrong way out of the parking lot. I guess he was kind of nervous. The lot had those spikes that would deflate your tires if you drove over them the wrong way. He couldn’t get ahold of his parents. He’s upset that he’s popped two tires (and rightfully so), and is worried that his parents are going to be upset. We ended up getting a hold of my mom, who called AAA for us, got the car towed, and met us downtown so she could drive us home. It wasn’t a horrible date, but I felt bad for him.

  We dated for a few months longer, but he ended up getting a little creepy. While we were chatting over AIM, he wanted me to do some things that I definitely wasn’t comfortable with! I told him that I wouldn’t, but then I also told another really good guy friend of mine that my boyfriend was saying these things. The guy friend threatened to beat up my boyfriend (which, of course, 14 year old me thought was awesome that my guy friend would stand up for me…oh, the things that grab our heart!). Then, a week later, I made the boyfriend take me to watch this other friend play hockey. I ended up breaking up with him over AIM…three weeks before prom.

Post # 121
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

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@Wonderstruck:  YES!  I haven’t been back to Ohio in almost 2 years, and even then I didn’t get the opportunity to drive by – but seriously, I was hoping that they would NOT rebuild it.  =)

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