posted 9 years ago in Emotional
Post # 122
1812 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

I’d been set up on a date with a friend of a friend.  He was a nice enough guy.  Anyway, we went off to a country pub and the conversation revolved around animals.  (He was a farmer).  I learnt all about lambing season, mastitis cures for cows, the pros and cons of different cattle feed, blah blah, blah, blah.

Anyway driving home, he suddenly stopped the car and I got a bit nervous when he turned to me and told me “this song makes me feel so horny” And guess what he played….



Discovery Channel from the Bloodhound Gang.


Just incase any of you are unaware of the lyrics of the song – this is the chorus:

You and me baby we ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

Needles to say my uncontrolable laughter embarrased the poor guy enough for him to forget any humping ideas he had and he drove me home without muttering another word.  A few weeks after I saw him out and he approached me and asked me never to tell any of his friends about the incident…. So I just told mine only.. Innocent

Post # 123
342 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

I don’t really have any but there is this girl that I despise that has always had a thing for my Fiance and still does. She goes out of her way to try and argue with me and follows me around when I’m shopping at the store she workes at. But anyways, this girl would randomly show up at my FI’s house or his friend’s house all the time. One night my Fiance got super drunk and the next day, she tried to convince him that he had asked her out the night before while he was drunk and that she was his girlfriend now. His friends all said it never happened and of course he didn’t fall for it. Another time, he hung out with her on his lunch break which is an hour long at her house nearby and he was already running late to head back to work and when he went to leave, she blocked her door and locked it and told him she was going to lock him in a cage and keep him in her room. She was 100% serious.

There was another girl he dated for a short time that would stand on the corner by his house and watch his house all day, even in the middle of winter. He was only 18 at the time and lived at home and his mom would notice her down there all the time. She later claimed it was because she was too scared to go knock on the door.

I make fun of him for dating a bunch of creeps.

Post # 124
2239 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

Went out with this guy I met on myspace (there was my clue…haha). We met up at a restaurant and first of all, he looked nothing like his profile picture. He was at LEAST ten years older than me and creeeepy. So all night he talked about how the ladies love his 90s lexus and he has to beat women off with a stick. Ummm okay. It was so weird.

Post # 125
8878 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

About 9 years ago, my friend set me up with a friend of her BF. He was totally geeky, he wore the same clothes as my grandfather! He was boring and I tried to make the best of it. At one point he took me to his “sacred” anime room to show me all his anime movies and action figures. I wanted to run. It gives us a good laugh today when we talk about it.

Post # 126
2319 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

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@cant.wait.to.be.mrs.d:  OMG OMG!! I have the same DH! Lol!! Down to the first date movie thing. SAME story. Whoa!!!

Post # 127
986 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

I went for dinner with a nice Lawyer I had been working with.   At the restaurant he put his hand on my knee and asked if I was wearing stockings or panty hose.  I said stockings, he asked if he could try them on.  I said sure and went to the ladies room, which was conventiently located by the exit.  I bolted and never saw him again. 



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