WORST Marriage Advice You've Ever Received

posted 3 days ago in Married Life
Post # 16
Member
511 posts
Busy bee

This actually just reminded me that i have all of those marriage advice things from my wedding that we haven’t opened! We’ve only been married like 3 years now… I think thats what we will do this weekend!

I too hate the “happy wife happy life” phrase. Especially when it just relates to buying things and not like, actual love? “We cant really afford this” “but happy wife happy life!” eyeroll. 

Post # 17
Hostess
5004 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 2016

Add me to the list of people who hate happy wife, happy life.  I mean, I like to be happy, but so does DH!  I didn’t realize so many people hated not going to bed angry.  I would be up all night thinking about the conflict if we didn’t talk about it before bed.  It’s worked well for us in our 14 years together.  

OP, I also dated my DH for a long time before we were married and I HATEDDDD being told how different marriage was from people who weren’t together as long.  I made sure after we were married to never say that to another couple because I found it so condescending!  Yes, there was something that felt a bit different and special, but we communicated the same way as a long term couple as we did when we were married and were always very committed to each other. 

Post # 20
Hostess
5004 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 2016

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@xiphosura:  I agree completely!  We’ve been together the longest of our friends, so I only got it from people who were together less time than us, which just infuriated me more.  I agree that don’t go to bed angry is only helpful if you actually try to get to the bottom of the issue (I share your insomnia).  Sweeping it under the rug just to pretend all is well is so not my jam, no matter what time of day it is lol. 

Post # 21
Member
650 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

My husband and I love going on dates together. But we’re both foodies and think it’s fun to get dressed up, especially after the year we had with infertility and COVID. In no way do I think people who don’t do that are doomed for their marriage to fail. It just falls in line with what we like to do anyway. Also, as soon as we’re back home, the makeup comes off, the sweats come on, and we end up lying on the couch together watching movies. 

Post # 23
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1882 posts
Buzzing bee

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@xiphosura:  I enjoy folding sheets and grocery shopping with my partner, going on walks, just snuggling on the couch, and think ALL of these things should be considered important, intimate moments.

This is exactly how I feel!!  I totally agree that I prefer to interpret the saying “date your partner” to mean “don’t forget to have quality time together” which can mean a wide variety of things to different couples.  Our cozy little routine includes lots of the above sorts of mundane tasks vs. big events that require dressing up.  Not that it’s not fun to do that once in a blue moon, but it’s not a regular part of our lifestyle.

Post # 25
Member
503 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2020

– Having kids early or even BEFORE getting married (yes, that was encouraged by my husband’s family just because there are no financial constraints)

– Marrying someone because he is a good man even if there are no big feelings

– Learning how to cook amazing meals (not just basic stuff) – I was told because I am a bad cook (can’t bake a pie etc) it will be hard for me to find someone lol but all the men I met love cooking to the point they want to do it themselves all the time. I HATE HATE cooking. This has yet to impact my life, never did

 

 

Post # 26
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488 posts
Helper bee

The worst advice I ever received was to take your spouse’s side in any matter (abuse, criminal activity, or infidelity excepted).  Even if your spouse is wrong, you take their side unconditionally against anyone, whether a family member or friend.  Along those same lines, if there is ever a genuine rift between your spouse and a family member or friend of yours, you allow your relationship with your friend or family member to end so that your marriage continues.

They obviously took the words “forsake all others” extremely seriously.

Post # 27
Member
1515 posts
Bumble bee

OP I feel like the advice you recieved was more along the lines of “don’t let yourself go” which is good advice for both genders tbh. 

Post # 28
Member
2586 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

Hmm. My husband and I just restarted “date night” last week and agreed it was long overdue! Due to covid & life things getting in the way, we had been spending far too many nights sitting on the couch in stained lounge wear. It is nice to get out and celebrate us a little. Super fun. Of course, we’re casual people, so our date nights don’t involve uncomfortable footwear. We also don’t go to bed mad. We don’t argue much, but if someone’s feelings are hurt or one of us is angry, it’s far better to work that out before bed. Why taint another day with bad feelings when we can just figure things out now?

Worst advice I ever got from “marriage books” is to just “give him sex, you know, because he NEEDS it”. Like wives are sex vending machines.

Post # 29
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1429 posts
Bumble bee

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@xiphosura:  I guess it’s  maybe been lost in translation?

We don’t have ‘date nights’ in terms of dressing up smart & going out somewhere grand (we never dressed up even when dating & our only special meals out tended to be for birthdays), but we do make sure we spend time together doing stuff we love.  Pre Covid, we often used to go to our favourite local cafe for a coffee, armed with a crossword book.  Now, we do the crossword at home, and Youtube has helped us produce some fancy coffees from our coffee machine!

Post # 30
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1019 posts
Bumble bee

I got this advice from a marital counselor I saw with the ex:

Make sure you are attractive to your mate, even if that means being cold or fit.

Backstory: my ex hated that when I started strength training – an exercise I found I loved and actually stuck with – I started developing muscles, which he found to be a turnoff. He also hated that I wore sweats around the house in the winter. The marriage counselor told me I should dress more attractively and not strength train so that my ex would be attracted to me…

Yeah…I’m happily remarried now.

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