(Closed) Worst or weirdest wedding card message you received?

posted 6 years ago in Recaps
Post # 3
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1925 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Hahaha what a weird message!  Looking forward to reading more!  Once I get married (less than 9 months away now!) I hope I get some weird ones!

Post # 4
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964 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Someone used the rose petals that were on the table and put them in the card to us. No money (which was fine), but the rose petals off the table?!?!?! Strange, but funny.

Post # 5
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790 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

@Moomin: I’m curious what that even means! Are you 38 years old and they’re implying that your life will finally be good now that you’re married? Or has the card writer been married for 38 years and they’re “joking” about how crap their marriage is??? There’s no sensible reason to write that in a wedding card but I’m still curious about what they were even trying to say!

Post # 7
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790 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

@Moomin:  Ah so it’s probably a cynical joke about how awful marriage is. Nice! Short of something like “You smell bad and no one likes you” I can’t think of a less appropriate message to give to the bride and groom on their happy day!

Post # 8
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1043 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Haha, one of my friends who recently got married wrote,

 

“Reading these things gets pretty redundant….Fart”

 

I laughed so hard at this, totally made my day.

 

 

Post # 9
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7609 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

I’m a teacher and I got a really cute one from two of my old students wishing me the best marriage ever followed up by a thousand questions about my baby (I don’t have kids and I’m not pregnant).  “I really hope your baby is a girl!  If it’s a girl, what will you name her?  I hope you come visit us with the baby.”

Lol – it was very cute!  They were only 8 years old.

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