Post # 1
Working on a hotel reception I am used to guys hitting on me. Tonight i have had a few strange ones that made me cringe:
Guest: “are we related ?”
Me: looking at him blankly
Guest “Do you wanna be?”
Guest about 40 years my senior: wow your eyes are stunning
Me: Thank you, that was kind of you to say
Guest: I would love to wake up with those eyes looking back at me
Me: eww eww eww eww (in my head obviously)
Lets hear yours
Post # 2
- Wedding: May 2018 - City, State
I was told I had a dancers body.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
I had a 17 year old tell me I was hot and he gave me his number. That made me laugh lol
I actually had someone tell me they were on track to be a millionaire by age 30 and would love to take a girl like me out. Like that’s your opener. REALLY?!
Post # 3
I had a guy use the polar bear line on me…”Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice…” lol
The funniest one by far happened when I bartended at this little pool hall. Most of the people that went there were older, funny, perverted men…one guy was Scottish (accent and all)…
Scottish guy: “What are you?” (in reference to my ethnicity)
Me: “Cherokee, some polish, some Irish”
Scottish guy: “Oh, Irish you say, you don’t have any Scottish in you?”
Scottish guy: “Would you like some Scottish in you?”
Eww eww eww….lol….BUT it was all jokes, and I bout died laughing. I heard him try that line a lot on other females, not sure if it ever worked for him though.
Post # 4
- Wedding: December 2016 - Sacred Heart Catholic Church
My favorite was: “I may look like a poor farmer, but I am not. I own two tractors!”
Post # 5
The one that caught by surprise most- I was walking around in Dublin one night and happened to walk past a nightclub. I was waiting at a red light and a half drunk guy kicked out of the club came up.
Him- “couldn’t get into the club, huh?”
me- “no, just out for a walk”
him- “can I get into your club?”
Me (in my head) “light turn green, light turn green…”
Post # 6
theatrejulia: Haha that made me literally laugh out loud.
Post # 6
ksks1234: I would most probably just laugh at that one
Post # 6
I’ve never actually heard anyone use this as anything other than a joke, but the funniest I’ve ever heard is “You’re like a prize winning fish, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you”
A couple months ago I had a guy give me a busniess card that said something like “I find you very attractive and would like to date you” and gave some website. I don’t remember specifics. But it was pretty impressive because, at the time, I was 5 months pregnant and dancing with my husband! Ballsy! In the guy’s defense, he was pretty drunk and it was a very packed dance floor and he was standing behind me, so it’s possible he didn’t see the belly or realize that the guy dancing next to me was my husband.
Post # 7
Worse pick up line:
[I was waiting for the pedestrian light to turn to “walk” when I saw a man rubbing his face]
Man: “Hey” [kept rubbing his face]
Man: “Just cleaning up a place for you to sit on” [keeps rubbing face]
Post # 8
While camping out on a river bed for the 4th of July when I was 19 year old:
“You should punch me as hard as you can. I bet a little girl as pretty as you can’t punch very hard.”
Um, what the heck? Is that an insult within a compliment within a pick-up line?
Post # 9
I had a guy give my colleague his number to pass on to me a few weeks ago. The following day he was attempting to chat me up at the front desk when my daughter runs through the door shouting muuuummmmyyyyyy with Darling Husband in tow. Never seen a guy retreat so fast in my life. was pretty funny.
Post # 10
- Wedding: June 2016 - Our Backyard
These are great! Anyone have any male directed ones I could tell my Fiance, he’s always up for a good laugh?
Post # 11
MrsGauthier: I know somone who used this on a guy that was trying his best pick up lines on her
“Are you a smoke detector? Cause you’re really loud and annoying”
Post # 11
- Wedding: July 2016 - Blue Devil Golf Club
Guys here (Calgary, Canada) no longer use pickup lines….they put no effort out whatsoever. I guess it’s no longer required to pick up girls here lol. So now I just hear things like “sup” or they try to insult you to get your interest “you look like you’re high maintenance”
Post # 12
futuremrshaines: Here that would be followed by “can i be the one to maintain you”…..