(Closed) Worst pick up line

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Post # 2
1939 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2018 - City, State

I was told I had a dancers body. 

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 

I had a 17 year old tell me I was hot and he gave me his number. That made me laugh lol

I actually had someone tell me they were on track to be a millionaire by age 30 and would love to take a girl like me out. Like that’s your opener. REALLY?!

ugh, weirdos.

Post # 3
3562 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I had a guy use the polar bear line on me…”Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice…” lol

The funniest one by far happened when I bartended at this little pool hall.  Most of the people that went there were older, funny, perverted men…one guy was Scottish (accent and all)…

Scottish guy: “What are you?” (in reference to my ethnicity)

Me: “Cherokee, some polish, some Irish”

Scottish guy: “Oh, Irish you say, you don’t have any Scottish in you?”

Me: “No”

Scottish guy: “Would you like some Scottish in you?”

Eww eww eww….lol….BUT it was all jokes, and I bout died laughing.  I heard him try that line a lot on other females, not sure if it ever worked for him though. 

Post # 4
96 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: December 2016 - Sacred Heart Catholic Church

My favorite was: “I may look like a poor farmer, but I am not.  I own two tractors!”

Post # 5
9520 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

The one that caught by surprise most- I was walking around in Dublin one night and happened to walk past a nightclub. I was waiting at a red light and a half drunk guy kicked out of the club came up. 

Him- “couldn’t get into the club, huh?”

me- “no, just out for a walk”

him- “can I get into your club?” 

Me (in my head) “light turn green, light turn green…”

Post # 6
9541 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013

I’ve never actually heard anyone use this as anything other than a joke, but the funniest I’ve ever heard is “You’re like a prize winning fish, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you”

A couple months ago I had a guy give me a busniess card that said something like “I find you very attractive and would like to date you” and gave some website. I don’t remember specifics. But it was pretty impressive because, at the time, I was 5 months pregnant and dancing with my husband! Ballsy! In the guy’s defense, he was pretty drunk and it was a very packed dance floor and he was standing behind me, so it’s possible he didn’t see the belly or realize that the guy dancing next to me was my husband. 

Post # 7
1165 posts
Bumble bee

Worse pick up line:

[I was waiting for the pedestrian light to turn to “walk” when I saw a man rubbing his face]

Man:  “Hey” [kept rubbing his face]

Me: “Hi”

Man:  “Just cleaning up a place for you to sit on” [keeps rubbing face]


Post # 8
3003 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

While camping out on a river bed for the 4th of July when I was 19 year old:

“You should punch me as hard as you can. I bet a little girl as pretty as you can’t punch very hard.”

Um, what the heck? Is that an insult within a compliment within a pick-up line?

Post # 10
284 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2016 - Our Backyard

These are great! Anyone have any male directed ones I could tell my Fiance, he’s always up for a good laugh?

Post # 11
118 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2016 - Blue Devil Golf Club

Guys here (Calgary, Canada) no longer use pickup lines….they put no effort out whatsoever. I guess it’s no longer required to pick up girls here lol.  So now I just hear things like “sup” or they try to insult you to get your interest “you look like you’re high maintenance”  

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