(Closed) Worst pick up line

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Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2018 - City, State

MrsGauthier:  I don’t know much about pie but you sure make my banana cream.

 

thats the worst I’ve ever heard lolol

Post # 13
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2016 - Our Backyard

Hodgy527:  I’d turn red so fast if somebody said that to me lol 

Any pickup lines that a woman would use?

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2017 - City, State

A guy stopped me in the mall once and told me my butt looked like a Persian pillow. Not sure if that was meant to be a compliment but he seemed pretty proud of himself. 

Post # 15
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

“Can I put my ranch in your hidden valley?”

Post # 16
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

Him : “You’re hot, can I get your number?” (Super classy start)

Me: “I’m married…”

Him: “I had a goldfish, but it died.”

Me: *confused face*

Him: “Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter.”

Post # 17
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Blushing bee

Him: “do you have a bandaid?”

me: “no, I’m sorry…are you alright?”

him: “yeah, but I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

 

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Post # 18
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

“It’s a good thing I brought my library card, because I’m checking you out”. I laughed my ass off. I never went out with that guy, and I have long since moved to a different state, but we are still Facebook friends. 

Post # 19
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Newbee

I think my favorite (as far as originality goes) was, “I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I could make your “Bed rock.”” 

Post # 20
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

I used to work at a truck stop, overnight shift… I’ve heard a lot of awful lines!  But there was one that was kind of sweet/funny – I was probably 17 or 18, and there was a Mexican man, probably about 50 or so, that was a weekly regular.  He didn’t speak very much English, just enough to tell me his truck number so I could get his receipt, and he always smiled at me, which is great cause I’m a very smiley person, too!  One night, he caught my hand as I was giving him his fuel receipt and said carefully, “You would make me a beautiful wife!”  He seemed so sincere about it!

Ooh, I think I’ve got the best one, though – I’ve always had some pretty, um… unique friends.  In college, I had a friend who sincerely believed he was a werewolf.  Like claimed that he didn’t sleep at all during the full moon, would sometimes just stop and sniff the air, once laid across my lap and asked me to rub his belly, etc.  One day a group of us were hanging out in our dorm room, and this guy and I were sitting together, and he said something to me that I didn’t understand. “Do you know what I just said?” he asked, and when I told him no, he said, “I said, ‘You’re as beautiful as the full moon.’ And I said it in the language of the dragons.”  YUP, my werewolf would-be lover speaks dragon language!

One that I sometimes use on Fiance just cause it cracks me up is, “If you were a pirate, would you wear your parrot on this shoulder” and you tap the shoulder closer to you, “Or this one?” and end with your arm around the other person’s shoulders.  So cheesy, I love it!

Post # 21
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2016

MissCountryGirl727:  😂 As a Scottish female I can confirm that there are a lot of guys like that here! 

Post # 22
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Honey bee

Not a pick up line but a lanky, baby-faced 19-year old bagger from Walmart asked me if he can take me out for some Jamba Juice after he “gets paid and cashes his check that weekend”…although it was a thoughtful gesture, I just started laughing bec I was obviously older than him…LOL

  • This reply was modified 4 years, 4 months ago by  socalgirl1689.
Post # 24
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Blushing bee

You have a beautiful smile….teeth like an ox!!!! 

Can I have a taste of your lipstick!

  • This reply was modified 4 years, 4 months ago by  BrideUK.
Post # 28
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Sugar bee

“You are as beautiful as President Clinton is unfaithful.”

Post # 29
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2016 - Blue Devil Golf Club

ChocolateLime:  lol see that is much smoother than any of the men here can come up with haha

Post # 30
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

My husband’s personal favourite: “My love for you is like diahrroea. I just can’t hold it in!”

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