- 1 year ago
Sort of a spin off but maybe not. My husband and I had a conversation about the worst sex we ever had with someone. So it got me thinking, and I can honestly say that its a rare thing, but my worst was this.
I had been in a very serious relationship with a guy who I adored, we had talked marriage and a proposal was coming in the near future. However he wasnt that great in bed. Other than that one issue he was great in every other way. So I stayed in the relationship and decided to try to help him and by extension me get some confidence with intimacy and with sex. I bought books, we watched soft core porn, I tried getting him to experiment. I did everything and he just didnt care if I had a good time during sex. It was always just about him getting off. He never even asked if I enjoyed it. I never even got an orgasm in the whole 2 years I spent with him. Well one night he is doing his thing, I was bored senseless, and was thinking about the bills.
Anyways, he decides like right at that moment to talk dirty to me, and asked me, “Dont you love it baby, are you hot for me?” My mouth opened and out came the words, “Did you make the car payment last week?” He just stopped dead in his tracks, and looked it me like I grew another head. He said “what did you say?” I said “did you make the car payment?”
He got off of me and was pissed. He was like, “thats what you are thinking about when Im giving you the best pleasure of your life?” I started to laugh. I couldnt help myself. I just started laughing hysterically. Im ashamed of myself now, but it was the worst sex I had ever had in my life and he thought I was just suppose to be thrilled that he was getting off and I wasnt.
Needless to say the relationship didnt last. So bees what was the worst sex you ever had.