(Closed) Worst wedding gift received….

posted 7 years ago in Gifts and Registries
Post # 137
1433 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2012 - Historic Lougheed House

@OohShiny:  Please, we need a photo. 

Post # 138
4323 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

@pixiefatale Where can I get one of those kits??!! 🙂 

Post # 139
367 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

@OohShiny:  I don’t even understand what that means! Hahaha

Post # 140
2980 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

I got a used digital picture frame that had pictures on it from the previous owner and a PUBE stuck in the corner of it!

Post # 141
140 posts
Blushing bee

@OohShiny:  Maybe it’s from a hipster? It sounds like the kind of ironic some hipster friends of mine would do. If not, well, just wow.

Post # 142
5427 posts
Bee Keeper

I don’t have a picture and I have been looking online for one…. But I got a present, not wedding, of a woman’s bust, torso, no legs,arms or head (about as big as a real one) and it was all painted a shiny leopard print! Yes, we will display that on the mantle…. LOL

Anyways, I re-gifted it to a co-worker as a secret santa gift… he actually said “OMG what the H*** am I supposed to do with this?” And he got many suggestions from his male co-workers….LOL

Post # 143
946 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 1969 - City, State

The worst gift my sister got was a set of homemade lamps crafted from popsicle sticks!!  Her husband thought they would use them (of course – his grandmother gifted them!!!) but she ended up storing them for a few months then threw them out when he forgot about them!

Post # 144
2281 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012


This decorative tile.

Post # 145
3696 posts
Sugar bee

The Japanese grannies story has me in stitches … I am totally sending it to my Japanese roommate and demanding, er, I mean “sweetly hinting” that I expect an authentic Japanese fertility rat as a wedding gift … Tongue Out

It’s early days yet for us, nothing outrageous so far. My sister got married a few years ago, though, and she and her Fiance had decided not to register. Then at her bridal shower she got a wooden duck, 37 dishtowels (most of them the embroidered flour sack kind, with roosters and things) and a LAWN GNOME.

She and her now-husband live in an apartment. In Brooklyn. They have no lawn.

Post # 146
5091 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 2012

@KCKnd2:  I don’t know how localized the fertility rat tradition is around my island, so just in case your roomie isn’t familiar with them, you can show her this picture so she knows what she’s looking for.  Don’t forget to ask for the birthing rope and hand-stitched baby book!

Post # 147
3696 posts
Sugar bee

@GreenEyedMoon:  Awesomesauce! She is from Osaka and just went back there a couple of days ago.

Post # 148
550 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Fiestaware!!!  OMG!!!  HILARIOUS!!!

I think the Japanese grannies is a super sweet story. Awwwwww……

If I got 20lbs of bacon, I’d be happily running around the house screaming “BAAAAACCCCOOONNNNN” like the dog in the commercial. I hope it was good bacon!!

What is up with the sexual gifts??  YUCK!!!

Post # 149
768 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Not married yet, but the worst shower gift i got was a set of one towels with a hideous print on them (one handtowel, one washrag, one body towel). Meanwhile we had registered for many towels (that actually match our decor) and recieved them all. Was very odd.

Post # 150
300 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: February 2013 - Colonial Country Club, Ft. Myers, FL

Its not a wedding gift, but some of the worst gifts I ever recieved were:

A patient gave my office a tray of half-eaten, stale, crushed Christmas cookies. It was February when he gave them to us. He didn’t even bother repackaging it, the cling wrap was all ripped and crinkled. We immediately threw them out as soon as he left!

My best friend of over 20 years still thinks I have the same taste I did in junior high. I used to really like cute little monkeys.  Every gift she has given me thereafter has been related to that. She once gave me a giant bulletin board shaped like a monkey. She has also given me a pair of monkey pajama pants from the dollar store, and a serving set with monkeys on the cups.

My sister’s SIL gave me the exact same item 2 years in a row, a tote bag that you can slide photos into the front. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that I have enough already!

Post # 151
750 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

I need to see a photo of the framed crochet poop lol. The fiestaware was also hilarious.

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