(Closed) Worst wedding gifts . . .

posted 10 years ago in Gifts and Registries
Post # 62
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Buzzing bee

@elliestan: wait… did I read that right ?? an enema ?? are you serious ?? 

Post # 64
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

@elliestan: noooo!  are you serious?  WTF?!

Post # 65
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

@maudemaisha: yes. and female lube, gatorade, hemorroid cream, a small pack of tissues, some icy hot and a few other things like that. …sure was fun to open in front of both of our parents and DH’s grandma!

oh and someone else gave us a bride & groom ornament but the bride is blonde (i’m not and the STDs and invitations have lots of pictures of me in my brunette glory!)

Post # 66
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

@Mrs.ChubbyBunny: haha, that is funny. However, i’m pretty sure that is a Jim Shore piece and they actually cost a bit of money- if it’s tall, it’s probably $50-$70. You can sell it on eBay, they sell well there 🙂

Post # 67
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Buzzing bee

@elliestan: Oh my Goodness !! I cant even.. like wow… who would do that !?!? Hope you got good laughs out of it 🙂 

Post # 68
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Busy Beekeeper

@Mrs.ChubbyBunny: LOL! That looks like something you’d put outside a cafe next to the lunch specials chalkboard.

Post # 69
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Love all these!  Not sure if the sparkly birds or the large cat are my faves.  Can’t wait to contribute a gift of my own but for now…

A friend of mine got a sewing basket with a rusty metal spoon, plastic straws in their wrappers, a felt square, some random stickers and a broken wooden spoon.  We had to avoid eye contact as she opened this one!

Post # 70
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

@elliestan: OOOOHHHHH my. Please tell me this was a prank by a nurse or doctor friend? I know several med proffesionals who would find great pleasure in giving that just to be awkward…but as a serious present…bleck.

Post # 71
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

For my engagement party my Maid/Matron of Honor got me 2 mismatched glasses and a tiny bottle of hello kitty champagne..its cute..but I remain puzzled to this day.

cant wait to see what we get from some wacky relatives of my Fiance…

Post # 72
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Newbee
  • Wedding: March 2014

@tinlizzleizzle:

Omg I’m laughing so hard right now! I wish you’d post a pic of your face while opening that gift!

Im marking ths as a fav just so I can continue reading?… Ahaha

Post # 74
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

This thread is SO funny! Especially the enema kit. I’m an x-ray tech so that may or may not be a prank I’d pull on someone…..

My worst gift was a busted up box of brillo pads. At least you can drink the gatorade and sell “Rowdy”. I can only do dishes and wonder….

Post # 75
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

@elliestan: who gave that to you? Elderly relative who mixed up their CVS pharmacy bag with the wedding gift bag?

Post # 76
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Newbee
  • Wedding: October 2011

So So happy this thread is here! We just finished opening our gifts. 

We got a brown paper lunch bag full of shells! It was a from an older gentlemen and came with lots of love ( I guess 😉 SWEET !!

 

Runner ups:  An asparagus pot with steamer basket, a huge fish shaped chip and dip plate, and lastly- the glass roses : Total regift. 

@Mrs.ChubbyBunny: So so so funny! Thank you for sharing. 

 

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